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BEST ONE WINS I AM THE JUDGE MINE IS THIS
1. I kissed my girlfriend snogged her for hours because she would not let go
I then walked out and a cat fell onto my back and left a giant scar everyone calls me Scar
I got hit by a car.A toy one lol you thought real one.
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I got hit by a car.A toy one lol you thought real one.
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Last edited by D-rock2308 (May 27 2011 4:11:44 pm)
I still feel really really really bad about this:
When I was like 16, I was waiting in line at the cafeteria and I was in a terrible mood that day cause of bad grades or something. Anyway, while I was waiting in line I suddenly felt a terrible pain shoot through my ankles. In my rage I turned around and shouted "watch what the f*** you're doing you f**** retard!". It turned out to be an actual slow person in an electric wheelchair who accidentally bumped into my ankles with it. I left the line in deep deep shame.
No u.
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I still feel really really really bad about this:
When I was like 16, I was waiting in line at the cafeteria and I was in a terrible mood that day cause of bad grades or something. Anyway, while I was waiting in line I suddenly felt a terrible pain shoot through my ankles. In my rage I turned around and shouted "watch what the f*** you're doing you f**** retard!". It turned out to be an actual slow person in an electric wheelchair who accidentally bumped into my ankles with it. I left the line in deep deep shame.
damn that sucks.
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I still feel really really really bad about this:
When I was like 16, I was waiting in line at the cafeteria and I was in a terrible mood that day cause of bad grades or something. Anyway, while I was waiting in line I suddenly felt a terrible pain shoot through my ankles. In my rage I turned around and shouted "watch what the f*** you're doing you f**** retard!". It turned out to be an actual slow person in an electric wheelchair who accidentally bumped into my ankles with it. I left the line in deep deep shame.
So it was YOU! jk.
It should really suck.
And 300th post!
When I was little I tried to call my mom from upstairs even though she said no and apparently our phone number had a part that kinda sounded like 911 so I accidently called 911 and my mom stopped them before they got here. It still makes me feel slow.
It was a Saturday morning. The sun is up, everyone seems to be happy that day. I asked my mom if I can go to the park and she said "Yes dear, just come home at 17:00 for dinner!". I rode my bicycle which my dad gave me for my 10th birthday. A kid next door asked me for a race to the park and I can't even refuse 'cause he would say I'm a lozer. I pedaled my bike fast then suddenly, a big rock was a meter away from me. I was panicking 'cause I can't brake or else I'll fly! My sides were full of people so I can't turn to the side. Then, I hit the rock and I was like "SH*T!" then fall on my back. I had clot on my knee and I was worried that mom may saw it and make me grounded. My neighbor laughed there in the corner very hard. I was really ashamed that time. All the people there are staring at me. I stood up and get my bike and rode home. When I was about to go upstairs, my mom asked me why am I so early and she told me to come close to her. She saw my clot on the knee. I was scared. Really scared. My mom slap my knee and I yelled because of the pain. She said "Go to your room! Get cleaned up! I don't want to see you like that!" I went to my room really ashamed of myself.
1xd1
That fails, and it's not very humiliating either.
Why would your mom send you to your room for having a sore on your leg?
I can't think of anything right now
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