Two Cans and String

Different55 · Before February 2015

I've just been reminded:
THIS SITE IS NOT FOR KIDS
because of the immaturity and inability of people to read the rules.

Check it out. I like it because after you get through a little immaturity you'll end up with stuff that makes your day like this:

Someone wrote:

Hey. You are wonderful. Never think that you aren't. You were born an original, don't die a copy. Be different. Live life. Have fun. Be yourself.

Not exactly a question but still made my day before it even started at 1:00AM... wait why am I awake right now?

Of course you also get stuff like

wtf...? wrote:

I was working at Clucky Wheezes the other day just taking orders at the drive through when some nut job pulls up to the loud speaker. The idiot tried to order a penguin burger and I calmly informed him that we had no such thing. In fact, Im pretty sure no one has that. He screamed back into the speaker that he saw the dancing penguin outside the restaurant and therefore, we must have penguin burgers. Realizing what had happened, I explained that the chicken suit that the girl normally wore was at the cleaners, and the closest thing we had was the penguin suit which was left over from a Christmas promotion a number of years back. I offered the man a chicken sandwich instead as it seemed the closest substitute to his fowl desires. The man refused to leave and told me to "suck devil-**** in hell, ****-dwarf." After piecing together what may have been the most brilliant insult I'd ever heard, I was forced to call the police. A few minutes of indiscernible ranting later, I heard the sirens coming down the street. Apparently, so did our bird loving friend. He yelled, "I hope that chicken sandwich keeps you warm in hell!" and peeled off in what I later discovered was a go-kart, but ran into the speaker instead. The whole machine spiraled out of control, flipped 12 times and came to rest upside down on his body. In the commotion, his side passenger (a cut-out of Capt. Kirk) was mangled in the process. He was taken to the hospital, but I was pretty sure he was dead. So yeah...pretty strange day.

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32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

Here's some questions I got and how I answered them:

Does this make my butt look big? XD
I'd say slightly.

keep god out of california
I'll try my best.

I know there's no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don't care. I am me. My name is Valerie. I don't think I'll live much longer and I wanted to tell someone about my life. This is the only autobiography that I will ever write and, God, I'm writing it on toilet paper. I was born in Nottingham in 1985. I don't remember much of those early years, but I do remember the rain. My grandmother owned a farm in Tottle Brook and she used to tell me that God was in the rain. I passed my Eleven Plus and went to girls' grammar. It was at school that I met my first girlfriend. Her name was Sarah. It was her wrists, they were beautiful. I thought we would love each other for ever. I remember our teacher telling us that it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sarah did. I didn't. In 2002, I fell in love with a girl named Christina. That year I came out to my parents. I couldn't have done it without Chris holding my hand. My father wouldn't look at me. He told me to go and never come back. My mother said nothing. But I'd only told them the truth. Was that so selfish? Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us, but within that inch we are free. I'd always known what I wanted to do with my life, and in 2015 I starred in my first film, The Salt Flats. It was the most important role of my life, not because of my career, but because that was how I met Ruth. The first time we kissed, I knew I never wanted to kiss any other lips but hers again. We moved to a small flat in London together. She grew Scarlet Carsons for me in our window box, and our place always smelt of roses. Those were the best years of my life. But America's war grew worse and worse, and eventually came to London. After that, there were no roses anymore, not for anyone. I remember how the meaning of words began to change; how unfamiliar words like "collateral" and "rendition" became frightening, while things like "Norsefire" and the "Articles of Allegiance" became powerful. I remember how "different" became dangerous. I still don't understand it, why they hate us so much. They took Ruth while she was out buying food. I've never cried so hard in my life. It wasn't long till they came for me. It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologised to no-one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch but one. An inch - it is small and it is fragile, and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us. I hope that, whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Valerie.
I didn't know the Internet was toilet paper. Nice try. And 2015? Almost got me, you damn dirty troll.

I have 2 female white mice that need names Any ideas?
Krah and Kerr.

If your car breaks down in the middle of a river, how many pancakes does it take to rebuild a doghouse?
Seventeen.

MC fatigue, yeah that's me
every time i grab the mic, i f**kin' fall asleep Zzzzzzzzz
Word.

Last edited by 32OrtonEdge32dh (Aug 12 2011 2:25:11 am)

cheezpuffs · Before February 2015

cool!

but its not working for me...

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

Did you register?

Different55 · Before February 2015

^this. you have to register and be logged in before it will let you.

Tako · Before February 2015

Won't let me log in.

-sadface-

I enter my name and password, and hit login, and nothing happens.

Different55 · Before February 2015

browser? OS? It's worked fine for me on these:

Mac OS X:
FireFox
Opera

Windows XP:
Opera
Firefox

Windows 7:
Opera
Firefox

if you're using opera or firefox you should be good.

Bobithan · Before February 2015

32OrtonEdge32dh wrote:

If your car breaks down in the middle of a river, how many pancakes does it take to rebuild a doghouse?
Seventeen.

You obviously don't know that joke

Koto · Before February 2015

This is the "question" I got:

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I answered lol.

Different55 · Before February 2015

When I saw that I answered "Returning your lemons often results in more lemons for you."

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

Bobithan wrote:

32OrtonEdge32dh wrote:
If your car breaks down in the middle of a river, how many pancakes does it take to rebuild a doghouse?
Seventeen.
You obviously don't know that joke

No, I don't. What is it?

Different55 · Before February 2015

the correct answer is eleventeen I think. I don't get why.

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