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Random story we wrote for fun. Enjoy.
By: Addi,Brawler700, Failgirl101, Gkabyssflorida, Glenn21, and Wolfexile
The Story of Everybody Edits Part 1
Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5NzpMYmfNQ
One Upon a time in the West there was a game called Everybody Edits.
Everybody could edit in that game (O RLY?)
Because of this, there were many trolls, people, who would DESTROY stuffs.
Once upon a time there was king. Heruled a vast number of lands and was respected by all his people. He went by the name of King Benjaminson. Hes most famous land was a small island called Everybody Edits which is part of a larger land called player I.O.
Eventually, trolls began to take over the kingdom by using chemistry to create new elements over other elements and ruining wonderful castles, pikachus, etc.
One day the trolls became so powerful, they challenged Chris Benjaminson himself. The battle was short for he was clearly out numbered. The trolls then began to distribute contest smilies to all the noobs. Then they destroyed all the lands of Everybody Edits. With Chris Benjaminson defeated Thegreentroll became the new emperor of all the lands with Stubby being his second in command. Jak and Brawler700 became head of the troll military and made sure that no one stepped out of line. Those who joined them were treated with great respect, but all who opposed were crushed under their might. And for a while it wasn't so bad. The trolls enjoyed their rule over Everybody Edits and the only people who really complained didn't matter. And so in the end the noobs got what was coiming to them. Although they say that somewhere there is a resistance led by a small girl. Someone who is bold enough to talk back to the trolls. They say that one day she will free the land of Everybody Edits and kick out all the trolls one by one. Her name is failgirl101.
The Story of Everybody Edits Part 2
Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnNZC4ZQ2Q
Failgirl101 had amassed a small resistance to stop the evil trolls. She called her allies TI:0 to make the number of trolls in TI:1 equal 0. But like all players Failgirl101 also became tired of resisting and gave into the evil once and for all. She turned herself in and swore herself to only trolling for TI:1. With the leader of the resistance gone it seemed as is all hope was lost.
But, there was a single person left who was so lazy, all he did was make random really horrible to code levels, and somehow managed to fill them up ALL because he had 10+ alternate accounts and named all his levels the same thing.
He was GKABYSSFLORIDA, the biggest anti-troll in the history of EE, and the new leader of the resistance.
He started out in open worlds.. He got really mad when people started trolling him so he gave up and left the levels, Alternatively he created an ultimate anti-troll machine, it would destroy the trolls as soon as they entered the level.This worked for a while... but an anti-anti-troll software was created, and the machine no longer worked.
Then Failgirl101 found out about this treason, captured Gkabyssflorida and threw him into prison. He was executed days later due to the fact that he was rebelling against the great troll lord, Thegreentroll.
the end but not really, this is a lie made up by failgirl to make it look like the trolls won LOLOOLOLOl1111one1eleven1blah11!!!11
But then failgirl101 found out about THIS also treason and destroyed the traitor once and for all.
GKABYSSFLORIDA's funeral was really horrible, it was so horrible, he died a second time.
Because of this, there was another horrible funeral, this continued for 42 days until whoever was providing the money ran out of money.
Trolls began taking over the lands, NOTHING could stop them. They used very "adjective" tactics that were unstoppable: when someone locked a gate or door, they would just hack the the lock, and uncover the code.
A new resistance force was being made, made up of Guestmaster, Glenn21, Garrett339, Ganig, Guest811, and some other people. They created an ultimate anti troll world.
To Be Continued...
The story of Everybody Edits Part 3
Music: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/201982
With Failgirl being a traitor, and Gkabyssflorida dead the resistance was sure to die, but luckily there was one more person who dared challenge the trolls. It was the great templar Addi. Addi was not only good at making levels, but he often helped others improve on there own levels too. And now most of Addis closest friends had turned on him to join the trolls. Addi would not stand for it, he would take action, he would stop TI:1!
The trolls watched from afar as Addi liberated each land one by one. Thegreentroll had told his warriors not to take any action. He wanted this last battle to be a little more interesting. So they waited restlessly in the capital while all their hard work was cleaned up by some brat named Addi. To pass the time they mostly played cards, or roleplayed trolling levels. Their favorite re-anactment was the seige of the capital. It never got old. The more experienced trolls like Monstar, Wolf-Exile, and Stubby were guarding the palace of Thegreentroll. It was their utmost duty to make sure that nothing happened to him. He was such an influnential person in their society that most trolls would do anything for him. They would even stop trolling if that's what he wanted.But he was still corrupt and needed to be destroyed.
Addi had no problem at all restoring each land one by one. It seemed easy, to easy. He also had the support of many courageous groups such as MG crew and EX crew because ever since the troll uprising no one was playing their levels and they were losing popularity. It was only a matter of weeks before the resistance had reached the capital. With sword in hand Addi was ready to face Thegreentroll once and for all.
The trolls prepared for battle equippng their finest weaponry. This battle would possibly be the largest battle in the whole of EE. Even bigger than the battle against Benjaminson. As the gates of the city broke open, all hell broke loose. The trolls and anti-trolls began fighting an epic battle. Addi slit the the throat of one troll, then punched another. He aimed his sword for Monstar, but Monstar dodged it and tried to punch Addi in the gut. Addi caught his punch and threw him over onto the ground.He lifted his sword to stirke the final blow but was knocked over by a well placed kick from Stubby. Stubby helped Monstar up and they were instantly surrounded by more resistance soldiers. It was a hard fought battle but the trolls finally began to gain the upper hand. Most of the resistance was wounded or dead. Addi knew he couldn't last much longer. Finally he decided to retreat, he knew that if the reistance died out then all hope would be lost.
"Retreat! Retreat!" he hollered at his soldiers, who were more than happy to listen. All that could ran out of the capital leaving the wounded behind. It wasn't the most humane escape but there was not much they could do. Addi turned to run but tripped over a fallen ally of the trolls. When he looked into their face he knew who it was. It was Failgirl101. She had fallen in battle and wasn't breathing anymore. Addi was speechless. He didn't know what to say. He and Failgirl had once been good friends and now here she lying on the ground over something as rediculous as trolling. The trolls were approaching fast and Addi knew there was nothing he could do. He let out a single tear then turned his back on his old friend. The world had become had cold and cruel place. At that moment he swore he would never give up in his quest to conquer TI:1. This time they had gone to far.
The Story of Everybody Edits Part 4
Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq1JgHhJ … ideo_title
Addi and the resistance began to flee. They were clearly out numbered and out matched. But then something happened. Something so brilliantly un-expected it shocked the eyes of all who were there to witness it's greatness. There was a flash of light and out of nowhere appeared the legendary hero of Everybody Edits carrying his signature Banhamma'. RPGMaster200 had come to save them all troll and non-troll alike. Both sides were in such a state of shock that they all froze instantaneously to stare at his greatness. He lifted his hammer to the sky and struck the ground with all his might. The souls of the dead were awakened and their wounds began to heal. It was truly a miracle
Yet Thegreentroll Did not like this. He would rather see his army dead if it meant that he controlled the power. So He ran off and swung his fist's at RPGmaster Saying: "Curse You rpgmaster!" Rpgmaster picked up TGT by his arm, looked him in the eye and gave a slight chuckle.
"Better luck next time kid" he said. Then threw Thegreentroll into an infinite portal of unhappiness. After seeing their leader destroyed so easily the trolls knew they were powerless and surrendered their weapons. Only now had they realized what they were doing was wrong. They apologized to the anti-trolls and swore to quit their evil ways.
However the shock from the Banhamma' was so powerful that for some people it only made them worse. One of those people was the leader of the resistance, Addi. After that giant vibration something in his mind just snapped. He began to get angry, he wondered why no one was fighting. He yelled and screamed at his former allies. His friends tried to calm him but he wouldn't listen. Their efforts to help him were futile. Eventually Addi picked up his sword and ran off. No one has seen him since.
After rejoicing about RPG Saving the day There was one Person.... one person that wished to challenge RPGmaster. His Name was TOBY The Anime Dwarf. he gathered his Unicorns and attacked rpgmaster! yet RPGmaster200 is so powerful all he had to do is pick up Toby and eat him Along with his princess unicorns too. All the people learned to accept each other and they lived happily ever after. Except for TGT of course He's still crying in that portal, and Benjaminson who was exiled to a remote island with princess Peter.
the end... Or is it?
Part 5
After RPGMaster2000 took over the island of Everybody Edits all was at peace. Stairs and Box minis flourished, and there was not a troll in sight. No one would dare back talk the great RPGMaster200 so long as he had his Banhamma', but most of the people enjoyed his rule anyway so it wasn't a problem. However some of the former trolls missed the days when they could run rampant through EE. They missed those glorious hours spent destroying the resistance. But most of all they missed their old leader; Thegreentroll.
The former troll generals brawler700 and Jak were sick of RPGmaster2000s rule. Since they were once part of TI:1 they were not given the same respect as the others. They were kept in prison cells at night and had to do community service during the day. Most of the trolls were able to avoid punishment because they had little involvement in the war besides cheering for TI:1, but as troll generals Brawler and Jak were not given the same sympathy.
It was not long before they managed to escape. They ran off while doing community service and went into hiding to plan their revenge. they assembled an army of renegade trolls and planned their next move. Their first mission was to steal the Banhamma' from RPGMaster2000s grasp. Without it he was virtually powerless. Next they would free any trolls still in captivity. Then the group of them would ambush RPGMaster2000 and rescue Thegreentroll from the portal loop.
They scouted RPGMaster2000s home to in search of the Banhamma'. They were able to convince Cyclone, RPGMaster2000s bodyguard, to join them. Cyclone gave Jak the blueprints to RPGmaster2000s house and told them where he keeps the Banhamma'. Jak relayed the quickest route to Brawler700 through a microphone in his ear. Brawler700 was sent to break into the safe, where the Banhamma' lie and steal it from so they could use it against RPGMaster2000 in an all out war. Brawler700 successfully manage to liberate the hammer from its resting place, and he replaced it with a similar hammer to make it seem as if nothing had gone wrong.
Later that night Brawler and Jak tested the Banhamma' to see how it works, but they realized that it is diffuicult to use and takes years of training to master.They decided to not use it to fight RPGMaster2000 because it would be too risky. There was also the change that RPGMaster2000 might notice and take the Banhamma' from the trolls, and without it the trolls were powerless. So Jak decided to place it his secret Swiss bank account under the name of Nekunuke. The next day the army of trolls were led to battle by Jak and Brawler700, they stormed towards RPGMaster2000s house and started the epic battle. Shocked by this sudden uprising RPGMaster retrieved the fake Banhamma' from his safe and attempted to wipe them all out, but he was unaware of the fact it was not real. Eventually he did notice but there was not much he could do, the trolls were at his door and no one could stop them. RPGMaster2000 didnt give up though. Him and his army of anti trolls knew that if the trolls got to Thegreentroll and rescued him, that all hope would be lost.
to be continued...
Bonus
For a limited time get your own plush RPGMaster2000 doll. Only $500 a piece. Remember its only for those who really want to support Everybody Edits.
Thanks to Rob1nfly for moral support!
The Troll Accounts: By Monstar43
Account 1
Account 2
Last edited by Calicara (Aug 27 2011 9:31:56 pm)
Amazing
Yay i'm in the 3rd one
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I was'nt in it...:'(
Edit: Post 666 0_0
Last edited by rob1nfly (Aug 26 2011 7:09:05 pm)
Sorry Rob1nfly. Maybe part 4. We are working on it right now.
Hey can i help with making it?
And i left TI:1 Awhile ago.
Last edited by Wolf exile1 (Aug 26 2011 7:14:32 pm)
I posted part 4 the ending. Might be a sequel if we all feel like it. Enjoy.
Yeah it was really fun making it with ya. Tell me When/if your gonna make another one ok?
lol troll general one time then was forgoten D:
Actually you were the one that was sliced in part 3.
Yay! I'm moral support!
Made more of this stuph
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i did search and i did not find it
Last edited by Jak (Aug 27 2011 6:34:46 am)
Nice Story!
Meh it was okay, could be improved.
Just want to let you know you spelled "Benjaminsen" wrong .
Yeah, we did that on purpose
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tl;dr
In fact, it was so long and I didn't read it so hard that I read it.
I cried. It was the best book I've ever read. Adapt it as a novel. I'd buy it so hard I didn't buy it.
I hate tall signatures.
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You should ask money for this!
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Great story. I'm happy that I've had this much influence in EE-community.
And to give you a small taste of all my glory and ravishing rhetoric which gained me the power, I'll quote myself.
(This is from when I came back after a time of mental anxiety)
(tip: listen to this while u read this text, start read when the song hits 0.10)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmnYUCln6bQ[/youtube]u thought i was dead, huh?
WTF WAS U THINKIN ABOUT!?!?
I'M BACK CRAZY MF!!! THE GREEN TROLL IS BACK!!!! DO U HEAR THE DRUMS?!?!!?!? CAN U HEAR THE GLORIOUS SOUND FROM THE TRUMPETS?!?!?! THE LEET TROLL IS BACK IN TOWN MF HEEEEE'S BAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE WANDERED THROUGH DESOLATE WASTELANDS, FOUGHT THE FOULEST CREATURES ON THIS EARTH.... IIIIIIII'MMM BAAACK ALL U NOOBS GETTIN UR LEVELS TROLLOLOLOLLED, WATCH OUT, CUZ I'M COMIN FOR EVERY SINGLE LITTLE SCRUBNUB AND ROFLNOOB
IN MY ABSENCE, YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO ROAM THE ROOMS OF THIS GAME WITHOUT WATCHING YOUR BACK! TOO LONG I'VE BEEN GONE, LOOK WHAT HAVE HAPPENED TO THE GAME... I'VE FOUND NEW STRENGTH, FEROCITY AND RECKLESSNESS THROUGH MY JOURNEY!!!!!!!
U WILL TREMBLE BEFORE THE POWER OF MY BRICK!!!
MY PRESENCE FILLS THE TROLLS WITH COURAGE AND LUST FOR COMBAT, NOTHING WILL STOP ME AND MY FELLAS
KNEEL BEFORE THE INDEFINABLE ASCENDANCY OF THE TROLLS
ALL HAIL THE TROLLS!
Lulz we just wrote it for fun. Although if you want to really support us:
For a limited time get your own plush RPGMaster2000 doll. Only $500 a piece. Remember its only for those who really want to support Everybody Edits.
Awesome story. I look awesome in that sketch.
The troll shall prevail!(atleast in my story) I liked the part when Toby attacked RPGmaster with unicorns.xD
I'm glad you like it. You see I added your troll accounts because I thought they were relevant to the story
Are we gunna make another one?
AND WHAT IS TGT DOING HERE?! GO BACK IN YOUR PORTAL!
I'm glad you like it. You see I added your troll accounts because I thought they were relevant to the story
Lol thanks. But in my version there is no real winner. You'll see what happens.;)
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