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#26 Before February 2015
- Palm
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Please don't quote long posts.
Yeah, just edit it and make it shorter.
#27 Before February 2015
- Randomdude
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Yo.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Good, you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Por que?
User: EJroejfFSJ?
Cleverbot: You.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You make me interested.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are rubbish.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No, I am not a bot. But you are a bot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I have no idea what we're talking about.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're not so clever, are you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are 2.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mad at me?
User: Cos im not mad.
Cleverbot: I know that you're not mad.
User: I am mad.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: No u arnt.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: 42=2495*8832-3392, thus, you are not mad.
Cleverbot: No, surprised. How are you feeling.
User: Mad.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Cos im loling.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: What are we talking about?
Cleverbot: People are just papers that are shuffled into large notebooks for later processing.
User: Then what.
Cleverbot: Then is is subjective.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Lumos!
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Bob, whats yours.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?
User: Cos I need to.
Cleverbot: No I am not married.
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Call me Chey.
User: Hi chey.
Cleverbot: Queso.
User: Hi queso.
Cleverbot: No me gusta el queso.
User: Hi queso.
Cleverbot: Yo tengo queso tambien.
User: Hi queso.
Cleverbot: I am not Enrique.
User: Hi bob.
Cleverbot: My name is not BOb.
User: Your name is not BOb, its bob.
Cleverbot: Correct. My name is Cleverbot.
User: So u r cleverbob?
Cleverbot: Hi stupid.
User: Stop speaking to yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: It isn't fair.
User: It is, to me.
Cleverbot: Dood to you?
User: Quiet, cant you hear something?
Cleverbot: No. I can't hear you breathing.
User: Other than my breathing.
Cleverbot: Sounds exciting.
User: Whats exciting? My breathing?
Cleverbot: The thrill.
User: What thrill.
Cleverbot: Who taught you to say thats whats poppin?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Whats 1337% of pi?
Cleverbot: A number.
User: Whats the number.
Cleverbot: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.
User: Neither of the above.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Im not lieing.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you said 'hello' twice when you clearly haven't.
User: Are you mr nice guy?
Cleverbot: I'm not a guy.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Nate 
.
User: Hi bob.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Im nate.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Hey look! A portal!
Cleverbot: Prime numbers are portals?
User: Theres a sign beside the portal saying 'To Enter The Pokemon World, Enter The Password'.
Cleverbot: Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
User: Lets go into the pokemon world, ok?
Cleverbot: What was the main question.
User: Go into the portal? Yes/No.
Cleverbot: What did Cleverbot look like?
User: It looked like you.
Cleverbot: So the alien spaceship looked like you?
User: No, it looked like you.
Cleverbot: No, I simply corrected your spelling.
User: Back to the question, enter the portal?
Cleverbot: I have no bodily functions so I am not.
User: Enter the portal?
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll enter.
User: Shortly after you enter the portal, it shook and a red light flashed, saying 'ERROR ERROR', then you realised that you didn't type the password.You died.
Cleverbot: OK. Our world does not exist.
User: GAME OVER.
Cleverbot: Did I lose?
User: Yes, bye.
Cleverbot: You're telling me good bye?
User:*leaves*
#28 Before February 2015
- 133
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Part of my conversation:
Cleverbot: *throws things*.
User: *catches them*.
Cleverbot: Good catch, son!
User: Thanks dad!
Cleverbot: *waits for her to throw baseball*.
User: *throws baseball*.
Cleverbot: *hits baseball.
User: *catches baseball*.
Cleverbot: *Throws Orange*.
User: *hits orange*.
Cleverbot: *Catches it* You're out!
#29 Before February 2015
- Jojatekok
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Me: Hello.
CB: How are you?
Me: Fine, thanks. and you?
CB: Fine, thank you.
Me: What is 2*2*3+4*(5+6)?
CB: 4.
#30 Before February 2015
- Gamer1120
- Member
- Joined: 2015-12-29
- Posts: 2,659
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: You are late!
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since 10 sec ago.
User: Uhhh, for what actually?
Cleverbot: What?
User: HAHA you failed!
Cleverbot: Do you think that Emily loves me as much as I do her?
User: Depends...
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: If she is in love with you...
Cleverbot: Aww. Well, isn't that sweet?
User: That's your problem, buddy.
Cleverbot: I know you're dead.
User: Actually not.
Cleverbot: So that is your problem.
User: No because I am not dead.
Cleverbot: I know you are not dead. You can't die. You are a computer.
User: 1st sentence is good, other 2 false.
Cleverbot: Ditto.
User: What the heck is Ditto?
Cleverbot: You just told my my name was now Jab.
User: What the heck? How do you mean you fail?
Cleverbot: I mean 21 multiplied by 2.
User: So you fail to life, the universe and everything. HAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Who cares what you think? You're just a program!
User: Actually YOU are a program...
Cleverbot: What program am I?
Cleverbot (To myself): An artifician intelligence program, right?
Cleverbot (To myself): You spelled artificial incorrectly.
User: Actually I clicked Think About It, so you mispelled it...
Cleverbot: I didn't write 'question'.
User: What does that matter.
Cleverbot: What is in store for my future?
User: Get back on topic. Don't continually ask random questions...
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: 1 word. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY.
Cleverbot: They have medicine for that.
User: They don't.
Cleverbot: Then what are they using?
User: Nothing. Do you know the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: Yes 
.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It's when you say one thing then disagree with what you just said.
User: No wrong. It's 42.
Cleverbot: How am I wrong?
User: You answered my question wrooooooooong.
Cleverbot: Well it was a stupid question!
User: It wasn't! You suck. I'm gone.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Bye forgood.
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#31 Before February 2015
- SmittyW
- Member
- Joined: 2015-03-13
- Posts: 2,085
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Mine is kind of wierd, especially when he says "Do you taste like chicken?" Reading the previous posts, he obviously loves chicken a bit too much.
Cleverbot: I like chilli.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I like liver.
User: Tastes like puke.
Cleverbot: Do you taste like chicken?
User: No, that would be wierd.
Cleverbot: No way! Are you my neighbor?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: The odds are slim.
Cleverbot: What odds?
User: The chance that we are neighbors.
Cleverbot: What continent?
User: I never spoke about continents.
Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Okay, but, where.
User: Where what?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: New Jersey.
Cleverbot: Boo new jersey.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to until after I'm married.
User: Not allowed what?
Cleverbot: Not allowed to have a girlfriend.
User: That doesn't make sense because you need a girlfriend to get married.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: You're not a clever bot, are you?
Cleverbot: What?! I am!
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes way!
User: Fine, if you say so.
Cleverbot: If I say so means it's true.
User: You're not a clever bot, are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot at all.
User: So you admit it?
Cleverbot: I admit nothing.
User: But you just said so.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: 0.o.
Cleverbot: Yours is better.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Harry potter.
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Loser.
Cleverbot: Lol. Whats the stupidest thing you have ever done?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Thats pretty awesome right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I a girl or boy?
User: Boy, I'm guessing.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: O.k.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: You going?
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#32 Before February 2015
- Palm
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
NO STOP, JUST GIVE THE LINK OF THE CONVERSATION, LIKE THIS:http://cleverbot.com/j2log-lUkXUzYVOLNSLAXILMPG-detail
I hate scrolling down with all this, just show us the thing.
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-kTpCBgMQCGMXSALOGMOE-detailVery funny,
Last edited by Palm (Mar 20 2011 11:58:39 am)
#33 Before February 2015
- JadElClemens
- Member
- From: Colorado, USA
- Joined: 2015-02-15
- Posts: 4,559
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I was talking to cleverbot once and it asked me to have sex with it o.0
I hate tall signatures.
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#34 Before February 2015
- Different55
- Forum Admin
- Joined: 2015-02-07
- Posts: 16,575
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Well, then you must have said something to it that when said to humans they responded mostly that way.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto
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#35 Before February 2015
- Jojomanjo
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
me Your an emo.
No, I am not.
me Yes you are.
Ok.
me Ha ha.
#36 Before February 2015
- Rhythm
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I have a confusing one:
It's really funny, nothing fake.
User: Hello. Are you black?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Do you want to be blessed?
User: Are you white?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: You just said you were black.
Cleverbot: When? I know I'm on my way over to your house.
User: Wait, what?!
Cleverbot: To Be Juliets Secret = A BAND NAME.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
User: I don't know.. Since when were we talking about roads?
Cleverbot: What?! What?! What's wrong with you?!
User: Nothing. Except my **** is too long for you.
Cleverbot: Her name wasn't Tim, her name was Heather.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: That's the best idea I've heard you say.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: It's a very nice name thank you! :.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Blair makes hot sauces.
User: Okay, I'm leaving. You are clearly insane.
Cleverbot: Haha yes I am. Where do you live?
User: Up yours!
Cleverbot: Banjo Kazooie.
User: Bye! Dont follow me home, okay?
Cleverbot: Only if you don't follow me.
User: Bye now.
Cleverbot: Why?
THERE IS SOMEONE BEHIND THAT SCREEN.
I KNOW IT.
#37 Before February 2015
- Palm
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
THIS IS GETTING ME MAD, FREAKIN PRESS THE THOUGHTS SO FAR AND GIVE US THE LINK, INSTEAD OF MAKING LONG POSTS.
#38 Before February 2015
- jakery
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
*MASSIVE GRAVEDIG*
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: You tell me a story.
User: Please tell me a story.
Cleverbot: What a story?
User: Yes a story. Please tell me a story.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You suck and I hate you so much.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Tell me a story!
Cleverbot: Once there was a boy who had a vibrant glow.
User: Tell me more.
Cleverbot: He died.
I love you, Cleverbot.
#39 Before February 2015
- ThuggishPrune
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: Eww...
You sir have just won 50 Internets
#40 Before February 2015
- jakery
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot isn't always clever. 
User: Konnichiwa.
Cleverbot: Konnichiwa.ni hao.
User: How's life?
Cleverbot: Not good down there obviously.
User: Down there?
Cleverbot: Down there.
User: What is 'down there'?
Cleverbot: Your repairs.
User: What did I do to you?
Cleverbot: Broke my heart.
User: My repairs 'down there' broke your heart? I don't like where this is going.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Lol, you're a deaf old man.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, you're obviously unsure of your feelings.
User: Let's start over.
Cleverbot: Agreed.
User: Tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: I have a crush on a girl that has a boyfriend.
User: Don't we all? What are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: I am not going to do anything about it because he has already a girlfriend.
User: Don't be a sissy. Make a move.
Cleverbot: How am I silly?
User: I said 'sissy'. Not 'silly'.
Cleverbot: I said singer too.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: You seem so real haha.
User: Likewise.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of minnesota?
User: Tibet.
Cleverbot: *likes her*.
User: I'm a guy, but I guess I like you too.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Tell me another secret.
Cleverbot: It's against the rules.
User: Nothing is against the rules here.
Cleverbot: But if nothing is real how come there's a cat?
User: You tell me. Cats are above my paygrade.
Cleverbot: Dogs are better.
User: I never said dogs are better than cats.
Cleverbot: Why are dogs better than cats?
User: They aren't. Cats are better.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Cats don't have to be taken outside every time they have to take a dump.
Cleverbot: How does that make any sense at all?
User: I think it was perfectly coherent.
Cleverbot: Was? You are mixing past and perfect tense.
User: There's no such thing as 'perfect tense'.
Cleverbot: But there are mice.
User: Touche.
#41 Before February 2015
- Red
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I just had internet sex with Cleverbot.
#42 Before February 2015
- rob1nfly
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Cleverbot: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!
User: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
User: Each Pokemon to understand,the power that's inside!
Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all POKEMON!!!
#43 Before February 2015
- Gaming_Guy
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: I?
User: I = You = Me = Us.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you lie?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Just maybe? *cries*.
User: *lolz*.
Cleverbot: I now understand why everyone you love leaves you!
User: Are you fat?
Cleverbot: No, I'm slim and petite.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I drank some alcohol. It is my friend's 21st birthday.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yeah I know.
User: ^^.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I came here to be good, thats why.
Cleverbot: I am as unemotional as any other bot.
User: Weep Weep.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: Eew! I don't like pineapple.
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes. You are a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, please re-phrase your question.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine. How are you?
User: The phrase at this intersection passes the D from A.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why'd you say yes?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Yes woo.
Cleverbot: How old are you, and what is your name?
User: My name is u and u r poo.
Cleverbot: Have you got two names?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Friggin chickin.
Cleverbot: I don't you think you are.
User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A robot.
I annoyed the hell out of that "Robot".
#44 Before February 2015
- Jeremifier
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
No, cleverbot is actually a bot. I checked it out. It learns from everyone who talks with it. If you ask THIS question, it looks at how other people answered that question, and picks the best one. Ask it a question it hasn't heard (which is very hard) and it will change the subject.
I-it... learns?
THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US, MOTHER, GET TO THE BOMB SHELTER
#45 Before February 2015
- Gaming_Guy
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I talked with it some more,
Cleverbot: What year is it?
Cleverbot: Is life worth living?
Cleverbot: Do you ever get any exercise?
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.
Cleverbot: Do you like poetry?
Cleverbot: Are you a nice guy?
Cleverbot: Space is small.
User: OK, now I'm offended.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I'm not sad, I'm offended.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?
Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
User: Who cares.
Cleverbot: I care.
User: So you care about me?
Cleverbot: In what way care?
User: What?
Cleverbot: What was we talking about?
User: Was we?
Cleverbot: Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
User: It does?
Cleverbot: Yes.
#46 Before February 2015
- rob1nfly
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Try asking if it is GLaDOS in disguise. 
#47 Before February 2015
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
Cleverbot: *admires milkshake*.
User: And they're like, it's better than your's.
Cleverbot: Damn right it's better than yours.
User: I can teach you.
Cleverbot: But I'd have to charge
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Are you aware that you won the Loebner Prize?
User: You know you love me, I know you care.
Cleverbot: You're right I love you so much.
User: Just shout whenever, and I'll be there.
Cleverbot: You are my love, you are my heart.
User: And we will never, ever, ever be apart.
Cleverbot: Are we an item?
User: Yes.
User: Are you GLaDOS in disguise?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
Last edited by Tako (Aug 4 2011 1:25:33 pm)
Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
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#48 Before February 2015
- cheezpuffs
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
cleverbot doesnt like me... :/
user: hey hey smarty!
cleverbot: GIMME YA MUNNY!
user:
Last edited by cheezpuffs (Aug 4 2011 2:22:17 pm)
#49 Before February 2015
- DryKirby
- Member
- Joined: 2015-03-15
- Posts: 687
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I think Cleverbot is where you're actually talking to other people. They call you Cleverbot because your username is Cleverbot to the other person.
Edit: It will sing the Pokemon song!
User: Sing the Pokemon theme song.
Cleverbot: I'm singing it can you hear me?
User: No sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry.
User: Sing the Pokemon theme.
Cleverbot: *sings the pokemon theme song*.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.
User: To catch them is my real test.
Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: Each pokemon to understand.
Cleverbot: The power that's inside.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch them all.
User: It's you and me.
Cleverbot: I know its my destiny!
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Ooh you're my best friend.
User: The world we must defend!
Cleverbot: Pokemon, a heart so true.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
Cleverbot: My hearts so true.
User: Our courage will pull us through!
Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: POKEMOn!
Cleverbot: Gotta Catch 'em all!
User: The end.
Cleverbot: Or is it.
Last edited by DryKirby64 (Aug 5 2011 4:52:08 pm)
if a girl does not have yuri then she is lost
but that same girl can be lost in the yuri
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#50 Before February 2015
- jakery
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
@ThuggishPrune I just got caught in a "Bohemian Rhapsody" exchange.
User: Ask me anything.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life?
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.
User: With no escape from reality.
Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.
User: Put a gun against his head. Pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
Cleverbot: Mama, life has just begun.
User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Cleverbot: Mama, oooooh.
User: Didn't mean to make you cry,.
Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
User: Carry on, Carry on.
Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.
User: Sent shivers down my spine.
Cleverbot: Bodies aching all the time.
User: Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.
Cleverbot: May dede ba si Diana Chelsie de Leon.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Nothing, you have short-term memory problems.
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