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TheGreenTroll

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Re: Your last words

"This world is doomed."

Cabbage1

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Re: Your last words

omg i was laughing at the funny ones

Slawthe

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Re: Your last words

Lol well what were the funny ones?   Here is another that is arguably ironic.

"I will live forever."

plat aka kingpooultra

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Joined: 2017-05-27

Posts: 3,873

Re: Your last words

"Goodbye world...my time was nice while it lasted, tell my m....u....m....anddddd........*is bleeding to death* daaaaa......*dies*" There you go.

Breadfinn

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 2,063

Re: Your last words

"I'll be back"
Edit: Gah some guy already did that line. fs

Last edited by Breadfinn (Oct 10 2011 2:34:23 pm)

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Stubby

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From: Maryland, U.S.A.

Joined: 2015-02-16

Posts: 1,721

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Re: Your last words

"HOLY SH-" *dies from drunk driver*

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Greenzoid2

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Re: Your last words

"Lol I can't believe you guys fell for that" *stands up, walks away*

Tako

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From: Memphis, Tennessee, USA

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 6,663

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Re: Your last words

^So if you were in the hospital and everyone was there because the doctors said you wouldn't make to tomorrow, that'd disturb you.

Yeah, pretty much.

It's disturbing when anyone is just staring at you. And awkward.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Shy Guy

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Re: Your last words

"Well, I guess I can't fly."

SmileyZ

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Re: Your last words

"oops"

EDIT: I know its a 1 word post, but its for the purpose of the thread

Last edited by SmileyZ (Oct 10 2011 5:26:30 pm)

Zoidy☺

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Re: Your last words

"Hey! I bet i can punch that bear in the face before you!"

Fer22f

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Re: Your last words

1."I believe i can fly!" "S**T I CAN'T" "AFK"
2."I'm chuck norris!"
3."Nah, i can fall with a parachute without problems" "Oh god, it broke" "AFK"
4."Bye guys, my email is *****@****.com and my password is-"
5."Bye world, i wanted peace"
6."I can fall on this 30 meters watterfall without problems"
7."I know how to swim"
8."Let's see what occurs if i cut green line" (bombs)
9."Oh god, someone just destruct our tower, and now? I will jump from it " (11 september)
10."I can survive swimming to an island!" (Titanic)
11."I'm not woodpecker? Aw, f***"
12."I can jump some 15 meters, its easy"

ChaosDemon

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Re: Your last words

"it's not venomous!'

"Alright, which one of you nimrods divided by zero?"

"I'M COMIN' ELIZABETH!!"

Last edited by ChaosDemon (Oct 10 2011 6:17:10 pm)

Tako

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From: Memphis, Tennessee, USA

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 6,663

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Re: Your last words

I have another one:

"One.. divided by... zero... equals..."

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

32OrtonEdge32dh

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From: DMV

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 5,166

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Re: Your last words

Hmm...it would depend on who was hearing them.   My all-purpose one is:
"Alright, listen.   I was secretly a world-renowned money launderer.   I have 35% of Bill Gates' money and 21% of Warren Buffett's.   It's under the big-**** palm tree in M--*dies*"

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Pugmatt

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Re: Your last words

^^Nuff said

Ratburntro44

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Joined: 1970-01-01

Posts: 1,383

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Re: Your last words

I'd like to revise mine to:
"C is for cookie... that's... good... enoug..............*dies*"

ThuggishPrune

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Re: Your last words

"OH **** I LEFT THE STOVE ON!"

Awesomenessgood

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Joined: 2015-08-06

Posts: 1,666

Re: Your last words

*sparks from computer*     Me:NO!!!!! ee... I betrayed you.... *spark* *spark* *explosion*

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FruitMonster2

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Muffin

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Re: Your last words

May I sing one last song?

"999,999 bottles of pop on the wall, 999,999 bottles of pop...(etc.)"

Shy Guy

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Re: Your last words

"No! I'm allergic to adorableness!"

0176

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From: Brazil

Joined: 2021-09-05

Posts: 3,174

Re: Your last words

"gtg".

Red

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Re: Your last words

''I left a million dollars in the...''

Master troll \o/

DryKirby

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Joined: 2015-03-15

Posts: 687

Re: Your last words

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if a girl does not have yuri then she is lost

but that same girl can be lost in the yuri