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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Max! How could you! Dumbledore chucks Chuck Norris.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore doesn't exist. Therefore Chuck Norris wins by default.

Actauly its based on a true story.

Is he alive? Does a Dumbledore actually exist?

No. That's why Chuck Norris wins.

If this was a "Who would win? Chuck Norris or Someone that doesn't exist?" topic then the answer would be obvious. Common sense should tell you that he means the person in the movies.

Aaannnddd... the person in the movies could destroy Chuck Norris. So yeah.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Spoken like a true believer.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Actauly its based on a true story.

Is he alive? Does a Dumbledore actually exist?

No. That's why Chuck Norris wins.

If this was a "Who would win? Chuck Norris or Someone that doesn't exist?" topic then the answer would be obvious. Common sense should tell you that he means the person in the movies.

Aaannnddd... the person in the movies could destroy Chuck Norris. So yeah.

Dumbledore would easily win:
J.K.Rowling would write a random line into one of the books and it would be true!
Example:

[...]And in a battle between Chuck Norris and himself, Dumbledore would always win.

And it would be so.

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MadReaper

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

And I make a new Chuck Norris fact.
Chuck Norris killed Dumbledore by staring at him.
And Dumbledore is dead.
EDIT: And how likely is it that J.K. Rowling would write this.

Last edited by MadReaper (Jul 20 2011 1:50:16 am)

ChaosDemon

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore because Chuck norris is NOT almighty, he's just a fanboy magnet

Last edited by ChaosDemon (Jul 20 2011 5:18:00 pm)

progirl

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

CHUCKNORRIS aka texas rander xD

Bobomaster

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris derp.

MadReaper

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore because Chuck Norris is NOT almighty, he's just a fanboy magnet

Do you know what is really funny?
You only see what you want to see.
You say Chuck Norris is not almighty, but Dumbledore is.
When someone says:"Dumbledore isn't a real person", you say we're talking about who would win if Dumbledore was a real person.
The funny thing is: You say Dumbledore has all the powers he has in this imaginary world, but Chuck Norris doesn't have the powers we give him?
Well, if you want that Dumbledore has the powers from the book, you also have to give Chuck Norris the power he has from all the Chuck Norris facts.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore because Chuck Norris is NOT almighty, he's just a fanboy magnet

Do you know what is really funny?
You only see what you want to see.
You say Chuck Norris is not almighty, but Dumbledore is.
When someone says:"Dumbledore isn't a real person", you say we're talking about who would win if Dumbledore was a real person.
The funny thing is: You say Dumbledore has all the powers he has in this imaginary world, but Chuck Norris doesn't have the powers we give him?
Well, if you want that Dumbledore has the powers from the book, you also have to give Chuck Norris the power he has from all the Chuck Norris facts.

Chuck Norris doesn't have any powers, imaginary or not. In the movies, Chuck Norris just has skill with shooting and not getting hit. Dumbledore can do pretty much anything. And it's who created the character that has the choice to give him powers. Dumbledore was created by J.K. Rowling, who gave him tons of power. Chuck Norris was created by God, who made him an ordinary man. Who wins? Dumbledore.

MadReaper

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

God doesn't exist :O

Anyway, this thread is leading nowhere, different people have different opinions.
You can say that Dumbledore doesn't exist.
You can say Chuck Norris is just an actor.
You can say Chuck Norris can kill anything just by staring at it.
You can say that Dumbledore can almost do anything.

See?
This is going nowhere.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

^^That's the whole point of this topic, what your views are and why your right. A debate.

treejoe4

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

This has been took WAY to seriously :3

MaxDG/MXIII

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

God doesn't exist :O

True.
Because we killed god.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris advertises Total Gym. 'Nuff said.

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MadReaper

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Do you know how Chuck Norris win, even if Dumbledore is a lot stronger?

He does a Roundhouse Kick so fast that he travels back in time and kills J.K.Rowling before she starts writing the first Harry Potter book.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

CHUCK NORRIS

ChaosDemon

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore because Chuck Norris is NOT almighty, he's just a fanboy magnet

Do you know what is really funny?
You only see what you want to see.
You say Chuck Norris is not almighty, but Dumbledore is.
When someone says:"Dumbledore isn't a real person", you say we're talking about who would win if Dumbledore was a real person.
The funny thing is: You say Dumbledore has all the powers he has in this imaginary world, but Chuck Norris doesn't have the powers we give him?
Well, if you want that Dumbledore has the powers from the book, you also have to give Chuck Norris the power he has from all the Chuck Norris facts.

If we are talking like that than Chuck norris because as far as I'm concerned Dumbledore died

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Before he died...

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

As far as your concerened? Unless I missed something i'm pretty sure dumbledore died for all of us.. Or maybe i'm going crazy

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

All of us? Outside the book? Or Harry Potter and the destruction of Voldemort?

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Norris pwns DUMBledore.

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joandainty

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

I am a big fan of Dumbledore and chuck norris films. So I will not say anything about their comparison.   Well, I was looking for some chuck norris films online. Please share some link to provide information regarding that. Thank you.

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chuck norris films

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Comparing chuck Norris to dumbledore is like comparing transformers to the snorkels. I will have to go with chuck Norris. He is making a list and compiling it in to stone with his face. Chuck Norris went to space to fart because if he had not he would have caused a nuclear winter on earth.

ILoveBacon

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore is dead(ish) so... Chuck Norris wins... but If Dumbledore was still alive nether would win I think...

Dumbledore + elder wand = invincible

Chuck + Norris = invincible