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Aoitenshi

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris.

Fun Fact: Chuck lost to Bruce Lee!

treejoe4

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris.

Fun Fact: Chuck lost to Bruce Lee!

Fun Fact: Bruce Lee lost to Chuck Norris

Bimps

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck.
Dumbledore would die just because.

Chuck also defeated:
(list everything that did exist, does exist, or will exist here)

MaxDG/MXIII

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris was just a fad, not even a meme. a fad, as in, it ended about as fast as it started. We should all grow up, and realize that literature (dumbledore) is better than an old fad.

xXExpress0Xx

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris was just a fad, not even a meme. a fad, as in, it ended about as fast as it started. We should all grow up, and realize that literature (dumbledore) is better than an old fad.

Oh really? Chuck Norris, is an actually person, even if he doesn't posses all those qualities people give him, while Dumbledore, "is just literature" on quote. I am pretty sure a live human being is more powerful than an imaginary tale character.

MaxDG/MXIII

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris was just a fad, not even a meme. a fad, as in, it ended about as fast as it started. We should all grow up, and realize that literature (dumbledore) is better than an old fad.

Oh really? Chuck Norris, is an actually person, even if he doesn't posses all those qualities people give him, while Dumbledore, "is just literature" on quote. I am pretty sure a live human being is more powerful than an imaginary tale character.

Yes, that's true, Chuck is a real person, but, the whole meme, with all his facts are incorrect, and untrue. The REAL Chuck Norris character is much weaker. Technically, the invincible chuck norris character never existed, even the CHARACTER. While, Dumbledore IS literature, but the CHARACTER of dumbledore is a real character.
We're discussing characters, and their powers, and chuck norris doesn't really have powers, at all, only a small amount of strength like any man does, so dumbledore wins by default.

epicstonemason

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

We all know that I would win... at everything forever.

plat aka kingpooultra

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris would own Bumbledore with 1 finger...duh?

Monstar43

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

We all know that I would win... at everything forever.

OFF-TOPIC:That's one big ego you got there.

ON-TOPIC:Why would you even ask this? Of course Chuck Norris would win. He could defeat Dumbledore just by staring at him.

MaxDG/MXIII

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Did anyone even READ wut I said?

The actual Character of Chuck, doesn't have all that strength, and powers.

krissgale

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Definitely Chuck Norris will be win.

Tako

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l40MCXqr0ug[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UunqBAHBDo8[/youtube]
'Nuff said.

Last edited by Tako (Jul 18 2011 12:53:31 am)

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Greenzoid2

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

*ahem*
Dumbledore is dead.

Chuck Norris wins!

Tako

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

*ahem*
Dumbledore is dead.

Chuck Norris wins!

He meant if they were still alive.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Palm

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

An actor vs a magician?

MadReaper

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

An actor vs a imaginary dead magician.

Palm

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

An texas actor vs a imaginary dead magician.

plat aka kingpooultra

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

^that works

Palm

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Mississippi is better then texas.
A dead magician can heal himself.

DryKirby

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore doesn't exist. Therefore Chuck Norris wins by default.

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Tako

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore DOES exist.

Chuck Norris has such an unstable fictional character, it's hard to tell who'd win.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Palm

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore doesn't exist. Therefore Chuck Norris wins by default.

Actauly its based on a true story.

Polar

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Any way possible, Dumbledore wins. He could lure Chuck Norris into a pit and disappear with his phoenix. He could bore Norris to death with books on his family tree. Different55 said Chuck Norris could win by blinking at him. Dumbledore actually could do that by blinking and doing the spell-in-your-head thing. Dumbledore powns every aspect of Chuck Norris. How much wood could a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck wood? None. He's failed. Dumbledore? Wave of a wand, any amount of wood. Chucked. Dumbledore chucks Chuck Norris.

Last edited by Polar (Jul 18 2011 6:35:49 pm)

DryKirby

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore doesn't exist. Therefore Chuck Norris wins by default.

Actauly its based on a true story.

Is he alive? Does a Dumbledore actually exist?

No. That's why Chuck Norris wins.

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MaxDG/MXIII

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Derp. doesn't matter either way.