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Polar

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Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Who do YOU think would win? The Texas Ranger or the ultimate magician?

I vote Dumbledore.

Last edited by Polar (Jul 14 2011 4:00:12 pm)

Oturan

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore^^ since he has the elder wand, and a person who possesses it, can't be defeated in a duel.

Different55

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris can do it just by blinking at him.

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treejoe4

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris, EVERY TIME. Chuck Norris can not lose its fact.

Polar

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris may be invincible, but Dumbledore is ALL POWERFUL! Sorta.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris. Dumbledore was killed and fell in the most hilarious way, so...

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EEguy

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck could win by touching him, whoever this "Dumbledore" guy is.

Bobithan

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Obviously Chuck Norris. Besides, if I said Dumbledore would of won Chuck Norris would find me in my sleep

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Twipply

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

I'm pretty sure there's a reason why we stopped talking about Chuck Norris a long time ago.

xXExpress0Xx

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

I'm pretty sure there's a reason why we stopped talking about Chuck Norris a long time ago.

Pfft... that's just an actor playing chuck norris.

Nickolai

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and Dumbledore had 5 dollars, then chuck norris has more money.......so if there power level is both lets say 9000 then chuck norris still wins

cheezpuffs

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

chuck norris takes Dumbledores spells like nothing!

chuck norris wins!

Fvpm

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Read the harry potter series, then realize that Chuck Norris isn't really invincible, and that It's just a pointless internet meme. I say Dumbledore would win... Chuck Norris can take on Dumbledore easy, It's the elder wand, which Dumbledore owns ( assuming that this is before the end of the 6th book ).

Wocco

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Who would win; A baboon or a cougar?

TheGreenTroll

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Voldemort.

treejoe4

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Voldemort.

You couldnt resisit it couldnt ye?

32OrtonEdge32dh

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Can we shut up about Chuck Norris?   It was never funny.

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Chimi

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

But... but... Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

Different55

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
They once had a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
I think will all of this put together, he can beat dumbledore.

and chuck norris is an irl meme. Not an internet meme.

Last edited by Different55 (Jul 15 2011 7:56:45 pm)

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Wocco

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck   Norris won the 1998 poker world championship with uno cards.
The holy grail is looking for Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

Oturan

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.
Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris kinda fails at life so by default Dumbledore wins.

And, Dumbledore can do spells. What can Chuck Norris do? Kick.

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32OrtonEdge32dh

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

I know that Norris is a real person.   I'm just saying the whole "whenever he does a push-up, he's really pushing the world down"   crap is played out.

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MadReaper

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Even if Dumbledore killed Chuck Norris (What never will happen), Chuck Norris will not die, because the Reaper is afraid of telling him.
(I'm saying the Reaper, not the mad Reaper)

rob1nfly

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Re: Who would win? Chuck Norris or Dumbledore?

Chuck Norris pwns Dumbledore.