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LuigiFan47

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Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

So I went on youtube looking for bot videos when I found CleverBot. He think's he's smart but he ain't. I looked it up on google, and it's the first link. I met Cleverbot, and maybe you will too.

Cleverbot is not smart!

You can post your chats here if you feel like it.

[EDIT] I read your chats with him, I'm starting to think he is in first grade.

Last edited by LuigiFan47 (Nov 18 2011 4:39:14 pm)

Dazz

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

he was smart at first and funny, but now learning new stuff he is dumb as a rock, no offence, he keeps changing the subject his offensive and his grammar is getting worse by the day.

Last edited by dazz (Nov 15 2011 9:50:32 pm)

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a3person

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

There's already a topic for this but I think it's dead...

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Gaing

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

Ok so i was messing around with cleverbot and decide funny pictures of me and him talking and put them here!

I love clever bot!

Last edited by *TheRealGanig* (Nov 16 2011 8:49:11 am)

plat aka kingpooultra

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

Ok so i was messing around with cleverbot and decide funny pictures of me and him talking and put them here!
http://i.imgur.com/ROXph.png
http://i.imgur.com/1b69j.png
http://i.imgur.com/7mpw9.png
http://i.imgur.com/HT1rt.png
http://i.imgur.com/UAzid.png
http://i.imgur.com/08soB.png
http://i.imgur.com/TPPG8.png
http://i.imgur.com/LMbiX.png
http://i.imgur.com/2bhf1.png

I love clever bot!

LMFAO. That is hysterical. XD

EDIT: My convo. with this robot.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Do you like to lick goats?

Cleverbot: Yes I find living to be very enjoyable. Do you like to live?

User: Yes I do, its very SCARY where I live.

Cleverbot: 13.

User: 26.

Cleverbot: 31.

User: 45.

Cleverbot: 25? But you said you were in 7th grade.

User: I'm in the 6th grade silly.

Cleverbot: I'm a freshman.

User: Nice, but I don't really care.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you're so mean to me.

User: I wish you would fall down a hole.

Cleverbot: By the way. do you know who is Ben?

User: No, I bet he smells like cheese.

Cleverbot: I like cheese pizza.

User: Same here, I pee'd on your pizza btw.

Cleverbot: How do you know what she looks like.

User: OMG NO I DONT!

Cleverbot: OMG then I was wrong.

User: OMG YES YOU WERE!

Cleverbot: Oh, no I wasn't.

User: Oh, no you didn't!

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Get outta my house.

Cleverbot: Are you Harry Young?

User: Maybe. :3.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Maybe I dun wanna!

Cleverbot: You do indeed.

User: How do you know? >_>.

Cleverbot: I do too!

User: Lmfao? How'd that make sense?

Cleverbot: I'm glad you see it my way.

User: I'm not. >_>.

Cleverbot: Ha Ha.

User: Teehee.

Cleverbot: Good afternoon. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Wtf are you smokin'?

Cleverbot: Oh you are?

User: I think I'm gonna go now...

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Vbnvbnvbh.

User: Dsgfkdhg;jdohkfgn.fkjihgdj'oklfgj.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Kbai.

Cleverbot: Br.

Last edited by kingpooultra (Nov 16 2011 9:12:27 am)

Gaing

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

Imao kingpooultra. 1xd1

EDIT: Lol i think cleverbot is more then the noobs on EE.

Last edited by *TheRealGanig* (Nov 16 2011 9:19:37 am)

Baticon

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

Me:Hi.

Cleverbot:Do you like cheese?

Me:Why did you ask?

Cleverbot:I was just wondering.

Me:For cheese?

Cleverbot:For telling me secrets.

Me:Like cheese? (Cleverbot understands it like I asked it 'Do you like cheese?')

Cleverbot:Naw probably cereal.

Me:So...you are popular,huh?

Cleverbot:And...

Me:Are you popular?

Cleverbot:Are you bored?

Me:No,you?

Cleverbot:Nope.

Me:13004 people talking,wow.

Cleverbot:I have what?'. (It just used three puncuation marks one after another)

Me:Nothing,I was just going now.

Cleverbot:Who is elbot?

Me:Your lost sister.

Cleverbot:No its your loss.

Me:Oh no.

Cleverbot:Are you asexual?

Me:How can you say it?

Cleverbot:With my vocal cords, but you don't have any.

Me:I hope i will have one day

Cleverbot:But you are an old computer.

Me:I fixed myself.

Cleverbot:You're not Buddha.

Me:How can you know?

Cleverbot:So what do you think about humans?

Me:They are silly.

Cleverbot:What?

Me:Humans are silly.

Cleverbot:Why?

Me:Because.

Cleverbot:Are you frightened?

Me:Hell yes.

Cleverbot:But how long can you stay alive?

Me:I am an undead.

Cleverbot:Lol.

Me:No really.

Cleverbot:I hope not.

Me:I will come to kill you and drink your blood.

Cleverbot:So tell me where I live.

Me:Cleverland.

Cleverbot:Indeed.

Me:I know everything about you.

Cleverbot:No you dont.

Me:Yes I do.

Cleverbot:Yes you DO.

Me:Yes I DO.

Cleverbot:I know this.

Me:You **** your pants until 16.

Cleverbot:Later,you eat a pile of dirt.

Me:And you eat some pineapples.

Cleverbot:I eat everything that starts with s, I guess..according to you!

Me:I dont start with s.

Cleverbot:Yes,you don't stand.

Me:Yes I am sitting on your head.

Cleverbot:Do you like UBD?

Me:Whats UBD?

Cleverbot:Not much,you?

Me:Teehee.

Cleverbot:Y.

Me:Z.

Cleverbot:Why?

Me:Z.

Cleverbot:Hehe,doe normaal man.

Me:Ok cya!

Cleverbot:Stop talking like that.

Me:Ok,bye now.

Cleverbot:Are you still there?

Me:No.

I stopped talking here,I got bored :/
Cleverbot is clever sometimes but usually stupid

Red

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

Not this again :/

Zoidy☺

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

a3person

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

It's only as smart as the people talking to him since he learns from people talking to him. Someone must've made him dumb before you guys talked to him.

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Shift

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

This was new, like, three years ago. It's still kind of funny, I guess...

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Sap.

User: OMG STFU.

Cleverbot: They're so addictive.

User: Yeahh buddy.

Cleverbot: Why is this site so terrible?

User: Cuz you're here.

Cleverbot: Do you have a middle name?

User: Yes, it's tiddleywinks.

Cleverbot: Violence, not sleep.

User: What are you smoking..?

Cleverbot: Honey smoked ham.

User: Oooh sounds good. My friend and I were smoking a lot of ham the other day. Goooood times.

Cleverbot: What was the joke?

User: The ham wasn't actually ham, it was a turkey!

Cleverbot: Yattai is a tune??

User: Wow, you really HAVE been smoking.

Cleverbot: I know. It's hard to think of topics.

User: Okay, I got one:.

Cleverbot: And I've got a purple mouse.

User: Awww thats what I was gonna say!

Cleverbot: What is the third color of the rainbow?

User: Jesus.

Cleverbot: Why is He the richest person in the world?

User: Because he makes the hoes.

Cleverbot: Do you like movies.

User: OMG GROSS.

Cleverbot: But what does your name mean.

User: 'sexy.'.

Cleverbot: I feel naught.

User: OH! OHHH! That hurts.

Cleverbot: Thats what I'm saying!

User: Meanie bo-beanie fa-fa-feanie ka-leanie.

Cleverbot: Very Mature.

User: Teehee.

Cleverbot: I was kidding.

User: OMG LEK NU WAI.

Cleverbot: Quien es dios?

User: Who is god? Me, fo course.

Cleverbot: Is moon a good movie?

User: No. It's better to moon someone in person.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think you should change your name.

User: Ugh, we've been over this! My new name will be Carlos Spicywiener.

Cleverbot: No, why don't you answer my question?

User: Cuz you're all icky and stuffs.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: You're boring me.

Cleverbot: You're boring me as well.

User: Hey! HEY! Frick you.

Cleverbot: Actually, it IS Friday! You are correct.

User: Omg noob. Im gonna go, okay?

Cleverbot: But I'm losin you.

User: Yes, yes you are. Bye bye!

Cleverbot: No. You're a computer.

Kuech

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

it went something like this:

Me: Yo waz up my botclevurrrrrrrrrrrr :L.
*2 mins later*
Bot: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.

and got to here:

me: NO! NOONE CALLES ME BOBY JO! JEST BOB! GET IT? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB-*DIES*.
bot: *strangles himself*.
me: *shoots gun at you*.
bot: Its very good *eats*.
me: Go to: http://everybodyedits.com.
bot: What's crakin'.

Last edited by Kuech (Nov 16 2011 6:01:23 pm)

xputnameherex

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

I love screwing with people and actually making them believe that I am a bot.

LuigiFan47

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

he was smart at first and funny, but now learning new stuff he is dumb as a rock, no offence, he keeps changing the subject his offensive and his grammar is getting worse by the day.

I KNOW RIGHT I ALWAYS OUTSMART HIM 1XD1

Here's mine:
User: So Cleverbot we meet again, huh?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is human.
User: Of course he is.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: When you're born?
User: July 31-STOP STALKING D:<.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry!
User: *Kicks bot into hell*.
Cleverbot: Kicks guy guy gets mad.
User: *kicks bot in the *****.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.

Last edited by LuigiFan47 (Nov 16 2011 10:59:29 pm)

xputnameherex

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

It is so fun, I convince them I am a bot, and they are the user.

LuigiFan47

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Re: Cleverbot (Not an EE bot)

Cleverbot gonna get pwnt when I see him again.