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Every time I sneeze I die for a second...it still happens
Seriously I was 2 and was playing tag and crashed into the fish tank and cracked my head or something, the fish tank however didn't get a scratch on it
I'm in love with a dragon <3
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i have recurring seizures. i take pills for them, but i still have them. ive had 2 at school. i had my first one while i was playing ee.
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Brawler700, What kind? My sister has epilepsy, which is what you have. Now she has the kind where she falls down, faints and shakes violently
I thought you'd never ask.
In no order:
- Developed Osgood-Schlatter's Syndrome last year, which makes it unbearably painful to move my legs or touch my knees
- Jumped and/or fell off a house (three stories). Didn't break anything, but I can't really remember that day too well. I probably got a concussion or something.
- Got pneumonia, almost died
- Got the swine flu, no big deal
- Been stabbed numerous times by girls (long stories)
- Random, intense, stabbing pains in my heart
- Burned by an iron on my sole
- Cracked the front of my head like a coconut as a toddler (I was being chased by my dad, and fell face-first onto a vacuum). Only reminder is a little scar on my forehead (barely visible)
- Fell off the monkey bars in first grade (I think I sprained my shoulder, but I never went to the doctor because our school nurse was a f*cking idiot)
- Almost hit by a car going over 50mph at least three times
- Had a gun put to my head four times by three different people within a three-year period
- Almost drowned twice
- Had acid reflux as a baby, had to have the Heimlich done about every day for three years
More to come as I remember.
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Born with a broken collar bone (0), fell down stairs and slammed head on door (4), sprained finger by backflipping off a swing (8), small car accident (7), faceplanted into cold snow off of stairs (6), fell off bike into road (9), jumped off a snowboard ramp into a snow bank (7), front flipped onto the ground 4 feet high (6), and the most memorable, deadly car accident (killed 2 people) (3).
Nothing dangerous.
I've sprained my toe on my left foot.
I stepped on a piece of glass. I pulled it out and blood started gushing out. I was like 4-5.
And I was trying to preform a trick on my scooter. I slipped and slammed my right shoulder on my friends mailbox. I still have the scar. (barely visible)
That's still not as bad as some of you. Especially Wezza, sorry to hear that dude.
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Wow you guys are hurt.
Mine was probably straining my leg or getting the flu >.> Nowhere near any of yours....
I wonder why 32OrtonEdge32 gets stabbed often...I hardly have injuries, I guess because I'm cautious or something. Oh I remembered one, fell off the monkey bars and landed top of head first onto the playground. I didn't break anything, I got up and went on the monkey bars again.
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When I was riding my scooter and I went over cardboard. I didn't know that I was going to fall down but I landed on my face and there became all blood everywhere and I couldn't go to the fireworks. It was Australia Day (you probably don't know what that is but it is Australia's National Day) that day. And chickenpox was also one, had it recently. And I was playing King of the Pack (football, those peanut head balls, and the game is when you catch it on the full, you become king ... the king kicks it until you catch it and it goes on and on and on) with my friend, I almost caught it and it hit my middle finger + 4th finger (I think it is), and it became a brown and a little bit purple and I thought I broke my bones, so I went to get an X-ray, the doctor told me it was fine, no broken bones because I drink a lot of milk (2 cups per day) and that means milk makes bones strong. And I could hardly move my fingers. So the doctor gave me a tape thing to cover it up. So my two fingers were stuck together. Took about like 4 days to recover.
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One time I almost drowned and another time I got a first-to-second degree burn... All in the same pool :rolleyes:
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Sad to hear all those stories of you guys, must me terrible.
It's nice to read thats some care about what happened to me. So I'll explain from what I remember and what I heard afterwards.
I was on art-week for my art exams. We were driving, on or bikes, to our next spot to make our last watercolor painting. When we were driving on a single passage road a truck wanted to pass us, well this went wrong. I was driving as one of the first in the group, chatting with my sister who was driving next to me, then the truck accelerated and touched me with his front bumper. I fell and the driver drove over me, from that point I don't know what happened to me. So this is what I heard afterwards, 4 of his wheels drove over me then I rolled into the bushes.
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They're investigating if it doesn't cost to much for us, else we might get some yes.
i had deadly fits as a baby.
They're investigating if it doesn't cost to much for us, else we might get some yes.
Wait the guy driving saw you. Hit you, and then took off?
What a ****, That's a hit and run. Hope he goes to prison for a longggggggggg time.
Since I'm really healthy and never had anything major happen to me.. I'll give some stuff that happened to my little brother:
Uhm, he was born with a hole in his lung.
He had to get one of his kidneys taken out around the age of 5.
He gets really bad headaches a lot, making him miss a lot of school. Thus, having me help him with his homework most of the time.
Since I'm really healthy and never had anything major happen to me.. I'll give some stuff that happened to my little brother:
Uhm, he was born with a hole in his lung.
He had to get one of his kidneys taken out around the age of 5.
He gets really bad headaches a lot, making him miss a lot of school. Thus, having me help him with his homework most of the time.
Lucky. Your brother sounds a bit sickly :c
For us Americans who might not know what the Australia Day that he refers to is, it's like the Fourth of July here.
Yeah I guess so, but Australia day is pretty early in the year. March/April 26th or something, but I definitely know it's the 26th day of a month. And in our country, we have something called "The Royal Show" they have fireworks there and it is way better than the Australia Day ones, especially with the free 3D glasses they gave us, so it looked like it had extra rainbow colours in it.
They're investigating if it doesn't cost to much for us, else we might get some yes.
That bastard should go out on the road with his bike on a highway to show what he just did.
I fell out of a moving truck going 50 MPH and got lucky with only a few scrapes from sliding on the cement.
Always wear your seat belt....
Once I was riding my bike on a peaceful afternoon until a huge pothole in the road made my bike go flying. A car was strolling over the road and the driver must have been drunk, so he drove on to the sidewalk and I shattered through the front window. I was only 8. So I went unconscious and old lady in a van passed by and brang me to the hospital. And I went through all that hospital sh!t. *Good times.*
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And I thought my life was bad enough.......
got my foot stuck in a snowmobile track didn't break any thing just sprained it.
fell off a 10 ft cliff on my back. still didn't brake anything now i throw my back out every now and then.
cut my neck open with some scrap metal i glued that to gather. it wasn't that deep.
got in to a car accident and the car hit my side just before i buckled up if i would of buckled my seat belt i would of died.
stabbed in the leg with scissors. that was my fault i was wrapping presence.
got my finger slammed in a car door.
i got hit with 30,000 volts twice in the arm. fixing a crt tv. that just shot me back and my arm was numb for about a day.
stabbed by a pencil in the arm. the pencil was in my shirt pocket and some one tried to close line my and failed.
got hit by a car as i was riding my bike twice. same spot about 2 or 3 years apart. the store cut the bush down after the second time i was hit.
got 3rd degree burns on my arms and neck. that was a job hazard. worked with rubber injection molds that were about 1500 degrees.
i bit into a live phone line when i was in six grade i think that was about 17 volts. i dont strip wires with my teeth any more it really hurt.
fell off a house and a couple of trees. the trees was i missed the trampoline. the house i was shoveling the snow off the roof. slipped and fell.
cut my finger open while doing the dishes. put my hand inside a cheap glass and shattering it as i pushed down to get the bottom.
Wow, you must be pretty old to do that stuff.
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