Rules of the Internet

Tako · Before February 2015

Does anyone know the FULL version of the rules? Not the first ~50, like the ones that go into the hundreds. Here's the closest thing I could find:

Rule -1: /b/ is not your friend.
Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2: Do NOT talk about /b/.
Rule 3: We are Anonymous
Rule 4: We are legion.
Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6: There is no rule 6.
Rule ?: There is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. EXCEPT RULE 71!
Rule 29: On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30: There Are NO Girls On The Internet
Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation. No exceptions.
Rule 34: There is inappropriate content of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If no inappropriate content is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.*
Rule 42: Always bring your towel. No exceptions.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 47: !???
Rule 48: Profit
Rule 50: A Cross Over, even improbable ones, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material. No exceptions!
Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 63, no exceptions or else.
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and often vice-versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And there is always inappropriate content of that character. No Exceptions.
Rule 64: Don't copy that floppy.
Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FREAKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
Rule 75: Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it. No exceptions.
Rule 85: If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions.
Rule 105: Rule 71 is SERIOUS FREAKING BUSINESS.
Rule 123: 456789.
Rule 177: Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
Rule 169? Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
Rule 190: The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.
Rule 269: Yeah, finally...2 69s!
Rule 284: What has been seen can never be unseen. Even the post clearance that's coming up.

Last edited by Tako (Dec 2 2011 7:01:39 pm)

xputnameherex · Before February 2015

Where is this even from? :/

Tako · Before February 2015

The Rules of the Internet are so old, nobody knows where they came from.

xputnameherex · Before February 2015

TakoMan02 wrote:

Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.

What if I am Darth Vader? Am I still my father?

So...Amadala is my mother and my wife!?

Last edited by xputnameherex (Dec 2 2011 8:20:54 pm)

JadElClemens · Before February 2015

Rule 85 must be pretty recent, huh.

ani · Before February 2015

I expected more from 42

Red · Before February 2015

Didn't Anonymous create the rules?

Tako · Before February 2015

Haha, I found them!

http://turbulb.motion-forum.net/t14-rul … e-internet

And this is how I found it: google search "rules of the internet lazer" and then command+f "lazer". It's the seventh thing on the page with 'lazer' in it.

MrScaniaV8Super · Before February 2015

Haha Rule 30

krubby · Before February 2015

Rule ?: There is Touhou fanart of it. No exceptions.

theirs touhou fanart of ME

RhazzleFrazzle · Before February 2015

this is the system for rulebreakers. (were all guilty oof something)

Baticon · Before February 2015

I laughed loud.Thanks.

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