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Tachyonic

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Alice

No, not Alice in Wonderland. I'm talking about Alice in my school.

She's a complete prat who has nothing to do but bug me and my friends all day and lie to us to get us to like her.

She says she's rich - then why is she in the dumpy school we're in now, instead of a private school?
She says she's suffered 11 deaths in her life - This may not be false, but it's certainly rare. It's basically 1 death per year.
She says her brother died (Just 1) and now has 2 more brothers left - Ohwait, I thought she said she had 5 brothers before the incident?

Her logic is outstandably attrocious. Nothing makes sense. Her verbal abuse is second to none. Her physical abuse is painless yet annoying.

Let me tell you a bit about today, to show who she really is.

At break, we were playing Connect 4 (Or 4-in-a-row if you prefer), and Alice was involved. I was the victim. So there were 4 of us; Me, A stranger that I hardly knew, A not-so-friendly friend, and Alice. Alice and the N-S-F-friend were playing a match and the N-S-F-friend won. I was the first to ask to match against the N-S-F-friend. Guess what? Alice was out and let the stranger play, even though the stranger didn't want a turn. Then the stranger won, and now I wanted to play. The unfortunate thing is, all 3 ganged up on me and let Alice play instead of Me. Completely unfair! Now I did manage to get a turn - 2 Matches. Both matches were against Alice and I won both times. First win was with a 6-in-a-row, and the 2nd was a normal 4-in-a-row.

After school, Alice walked up to me and said
"You're a Pedophile", that's when my grammar skills kick in and I say
"It's pronounced Ped-o-file, not Pee-dough-file". She totally ignores me and just goes all out and shouts
"Pedophile! Pedophile!" so now I'm quite ****. I ask
"Why am I a "Pedophile", exactly?", she replies with
"You stalk Not-So-Friendly-friend and Actually-friendly-friend!" and I'm like
"What? For one, I hardly hang around with Actually-friendly-friend, and two, just because I happen to keep walking past N-S-F-friend in the library DOESN'T mean I stalk 'em."
Now this is when she changed the topic.
"Why didn't you give Actually-friendly-friend 50p for the bus the other day?" Ofcourse I completely followed the bait, which I shouldn't have, and said
"Ahem. I'm not exactly "as rich" as you, so I only supply me and me alone. If you have a problem with that, tell my god-damn parents!"
"Well I get £10 per week, so if I have that much, you should be getting some too!"
"Okokok, listen. I'm free dinners, k? That means that my family's total budget is less than a certain limit, which you appear to be over so you're normal dinners. If my family is on a low budget, then that obviously means that I'm on a low budget too. And I certainly don't have enough to supply every single one of my friends. Got that? Good. Now keep it in your head for 99 more years and congratulations, that's 1 less thing to worry about."
She kept kicking me in the ankle at the bus stop and kept loud-mouthing me. When she got on the bus, she said she has manners and I don't. Excuse me for a second, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHaHAhAHAHaHaHahaha..hah.....ah...
Now on the bus, she told me to not go on the 66 bus again (Which is the only bus to get me home on time) because that counts as "Stalking the Actually-friendly-friend (Because the N-S-F-friend catches a different bus that goes the opposite way to where I live)".
What kind of crazed lunatic says that?

Now why I made this topic is for 2 reasons;
To warn you about this hellish danger lurking within our Secondary School.
To get answers to how I can bring her down and make her realise that what she's doing is wrong.

P.S. I also just got Rollercoaster Tycoon 3! Hurray for 3-D Aspects!

Last edited by Tachyonic (Nov 17 2011 4:25:00 pm)

Tako

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Re: Alice

You know what they say; you can never understand a person until you climb in their skin and walk around in it.

There's always that person who thinks it's fun to annoy people, which is just plain immature and, annoying.

Solution? I'd just not hang around her as much as possible, and when she does anything don't give her attention. Most people do what they do for attention; when they see it's not returning attention they stop.

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treejoe4

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Re: Alice

1. Getting attention from you, she like likes you
2. Compulsive lier

Cyral

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Re: Alice

A girl is being mean to you? Your a man, I know you cant just push em out of the way (Even If shes mean its not right) But Just make some good comeback or get some friends to help, dont let someone immature rule you

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Muffin

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Re: Alice

Lol you don't even hang out with friendly-friend?

I thought this would be about Alice...

Bobomaster

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Re: Alice

I thought this would be about Alice...

Seconded.

Tachyonic

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Re: Alice

A girl is being mean to you? Your a man, I know you cant just push em out of the way (Even If shes mean its not right) But Just make some good comeback or get some friends to help, dont let someone immature rule you

I have no friends, and I don't let her take control of me, she just **** me off and frankly I'm sick of it.

Lol you don't even hang out with friendly-friend?

She's friendly, but she isn't my type of girl to hang out with.

Last edited by Tachyonic (Nov 18 2011 1:51:56 am)

Ralaina

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Re: Alice

Solution: Buy some clorophorm from the internet with your parents creditcard, then after school you locate her and use the clorophorm to put her to sleep. Then you put her in a thrashbag, and dump her in the ocean. It went well when I did it with my enemy.

But now for real, just avoid her. Don't talk to her, don't even get close to her. If you see her, go another way, she tries to talk to you. Keep quiet and just keep walking. So just erase her from your existence.

ani

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Re: Alice

Pound her to a pulp. A red, sticky pulp.

Last edited by FuzzySocks (Nov 18 2011 6:18:52 am)

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Tachyonic

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Re: Alice

I didn't talk to her atall today other than when she said "Pedophile!" in public... (I'm talking about today, not yesterday).

She kept kicking me on the bus. My friends were with me though, and told Alice to stop. She then raised her hand up, about to slap my friends, whilst smiling.
Those amber, traffic-slowing teeth.. It's deathly just looking at it, never mind sniffing her breath when she yaps on and on in my face.

Also, if she knows what I do (I'm not saying that I do stalk N-S-F-friend and A-F-friend), then doesn't that make her the pedophile?

Last edited by Tachyonic (Nov 18 2011 12:48:13 pm)

Baticon

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Re: Alice

I have 5 of those Alices in my class... But I am in a private school :d (I am not rich I have a scholarship)
#1:She speaks alllllll the time and never stops speaking.
#2:She lies every minute
#3:She tries to slap the boys in the face.(The only boy who strike back is just me in the class )
#4:She sings songs every break in school.Never stops.She sings very very well but it gets boring when she continues that
#5:I hate this one.She thinks she owns everything in the world. Pff.

How many Alices do you have?Tell me

Tachyonic

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Re: Alice

How many Alices do you have?Tell me

Just the 1 ugly brat.

Cyral

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Re: Alice

Lol one point, You said you had no friends, then You said your friends were with you XD

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xputnameherex

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Re: Alice

I have two solutions:

1. (The much better, easier, more fun way) whenever she says something to you, just shake your head and laugh, she will get so **** off.

2. (The worse way) Kill her. Nah, I'm jk, but tell a teacher, or the headmaster/principal or whatever. Just tell them that there's this girl, and you don't know what position to have sex with her in. But, I recommend going with the first one.

Tachyonic

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Re: Alice

Lol one point, You said you had no friends, then You said your friends were with you XD

They're not really friends, just people who aren't as mean as Alice.

xputnameherex

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Re: Alice

No, but seriously, whenever she says anything to you, just shake your head and laugh.

Also, how old are you? (Not a mean question, just so I can get an idea of the situation)

Last edited by xputnameherex (Nov 19 2011 11:22:08 am)

Chatteno

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Re: Alice

I don't wanna get banned so... I'mma put it in black. To see it CTRL+A.
What a ****!

Tachyonic

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Re: Alice

Also, how old are you? (Not a mean question, just so I can get an idea of the situation)

The age range in my year group at the moment is 12-13 years (Other than Teachers, lol).

xputnameherex

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Re: Alice

Well, I'm confused as to why you were playing Connect 4...

but at that age, my strategy would work.

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Re: Alice

DO NOT IGNORE.   That'll make her step up her assholish efforts.
DO CONFRONT.   Just tell her, "Leave me the f*ck alone.   I've had it with you, just f*ck off and stop being a ****."   Then walk away.   Bonus points if bystanders laugh.
I have to do this pretty much every year, and it always works (except for the one time, but I don't think I can talk about that in a post).

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Tachyonic

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Re: Alice

Well, I'm confused as to why you were playing Connect 4...

Blame the school, they have terrible games.

The Smirking Mage

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Re: Alice

My memory is bleak, but I remember almost being in the same position. Guess what happened in the end? I almost got expelled for no reason!!! (Whoa, that principal was a lunatic!)

Another time I almost ended up getting...