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LD3H

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Jokes

This also includes joking questions.

I will collect them in the archive (the last three jokes are posted here)
Click here to go to the archive

Boy 1 "What's up!"
Boy 2 "Uranus."

Student 1: Miss, what will happen if you mix a 2 bars of soap?
Teacher: Of course it'll make some bubbles.
Student 1: Are you For real? I didn't even said water! It'll make bubbles already =_=
Student 2: I know right. We waste our parents money to go to school just so a stupid teacher teaches about stupidity.
Student 1: We might as well go to facebook
*walks out*

Derp watching 'snakes on a plane'
Herp: What are you watching?
Derp: Snakes on a plane.
Herp: What's it about?
Derp: *facepalm*
HORSES! HORSES ON A BOAT!
*walks out*

Made an archive for all the old ones, I'll keep the last three jokes
Click here to go to the archive

Last edited by LD3H (Apr 1 2012 10:13:33 am)

KanibalFrost

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Re: Jokes

Guess your jokes idea didn't turn out as planned huh...

Anyway, here's a cannibal joke

Man walks in jungle and asks natives: "Are there any cannibals here left?"
Native replies: "No, yesterday we ate the last one!"

coolmanman

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Re: Jokes

Do the jokes have to be G rated?
If they have to be then I got nothing

xRichTofenx

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Re: Jokes

XD some of these jokes are pretty funny.

xputnameherex

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Re: Jokes

:rolleyes:

Cheesy jokes. Only good for the moment, not for something like this. :/

32OrtonEdge32dh

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Re: Jokes

WTF is a blondine?

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Different55

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Re: Jokes

Do the jokes have to be G rated?
If they have to be then I got nothing

Everything must be kept PG-13 at most

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coolmanman

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Re: Jokes

Do the jokes have to be G rated?
If they have to be then I got nothing

Everything must be kept PG-13 at most

Dang, then I have no jokes to tell

Deetz

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Re: Jokes

Hi, I'm deetz, what's yours?

That's it... take a closer look.

LD3H

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Re: Jokes

.... bumper

32OrtonEdge32dh

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Re: Jokes

WTF is a blondine?

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Tachyonic

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Re: Jokes

WTF is a blondine?

A stereotype'd person (usually a female) with blonde hair who is thought of as "stupid" and "dumb".

krubby

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Joined: 2015-06-23

Posts: 1,190

Re: Jokes

Do the jokes have to be G rated?
If they have to be then I got nothing

Everything must be kept PG-13 at most

Then why was I given a warning for joking about killing "noobs"?

The Smirking Mage

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Re: Jokes

There was a plane in Dubai
It was full of people.
It arrived in Malaysia with not a single passenger left.

Why?
Everyone was married

Here in the hospital I went to, they used a refribrillator to charge my batteries.

Tako

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Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 6,663

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Re: Jokes

Why did the chicken go down the road?

Answer: Because nobody finished the "why did he cross the road" joke, just he stood there. Eventually a car came, and hit him.

Blunt jokes are lame. Better to be straight-up comical.

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LD3H

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Re: Jokes

Updated! bumP!

xRichTofenx

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Re: Jokes

Ok there is a kid in class he says teacher can I go to the bathroom. Theacher say first sing the alphabet. the kid say ok A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O. Then the kid says I have to go to the bath room. The teacher says well wheres the P. The kid says running down my pants.
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                                                                            I know its not really A joke. :3

Tachyonic

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Re: Jokes

Herp and Derp were talking about Derp's girlfriend; Derpina.
Derp says "She kissed me... on the lips"
Herp replies with "So you kissed her back?"
Derp quickly responds with "No, I kissed her mouth..."

I actually got the joke from Doctor Who, just retyped it with different names.

Gashley

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Re: Jokes

here have 2 awful and rubbish to add to the collection...

Knock, Knock...
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex you ages ago to open the door...
Little Sammy came running into the house and asked, "Mummy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mother, "Of course not."
Little Sammy then ran back outside and his mother heard him shout out to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

The Smirking Mage

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Re: Jokes

Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist?
He doesn't want to lose his K9.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me--and I didn't hear it.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

Koya

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This new Lawn Mower, Is it a cut above the rest or a pain in the grass.

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krubby

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Posts: 1,190

Re: Jokes

Two Ways of Proving Evolution False!!!!!

1. Go to a zoo and see the miserable chimps locked up inside the cages. If evolution were true, then why don't the chimps evolve into humans overnight and sneak out? Looks like that's something evolution can't answer

2. Get a glass fish bowl and fill it with water. Take a hamster and throw it in. Cover the bowl with a copy of the Origin of Species. What is the hamster doing? Is it evolving gills to breathe? Is it getting a flamethrower and burning the book or ADAPTING a jackhammer to smash the glass? Nope. Looks like evolution has messed up again.

I guess this isn't a joke but it is funny. I got them both from Stephen Colbert.

a3person

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Re: Jokes

Boy 1 "What's up!"
Boy 2 "Uranus."

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I'm in love with a dragon <3

jemhun

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Re: Jokes

Some corny jokes

Student 1: Miss, what will happen if you mix a 2 bars of soap?
Teacher: Of course it'll make some bubbles.
Student 1: Are you For real? I didn't even said water! It'll make bubbles already =_=
Student 2: I know right. We waste our parents money to go to school just so a stupid teacher teaches about stupidity.
Student 1: We might as well go to facebook
*walks out*
Derp watching 'snakes on a plane'
Herp: What are you watching?
Derp: Snakes on a plane.
Herp: What's it about?
Derp: *facepalm*
HORSES! HORSES ON A BOAT!
*walks out*

LD3H

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Re: Jokes

Bring more life here. Bump.