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#1 Before February 2015

The Smirking Mage
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Die-sel

This wasn't supposed to be a joke.

On a trip home from the Industrial Area of Somewhere In Malaysia, many blue buses passed by. All of them belched, spewed, exhaled and did whatever meant passing out black smoke. Using the common sense I had, I assumed these buses were using diesel.

As of course you are wondering what this limerick was for, yet as any readers can observe, vehicles (especially diesel powered ones) are one of the affecting stimuli of global warming. What happened afterwards was truly excruciating. One of the buses signalled into our lane, engulfing the car I was in. With the smoke not being able to be vented out, I slid a knob that went to an arrow spiral in a car shape symbol, yet it was still BBQ'ing inside.

You get the picture, so post away about your general understanding of diesel, or perhaps about any bone chilling die-sel stories.

Go.

#2 Before February 2015

xputnameherex
Guest

Re: Die-sel

Why don't you kill the cows then? They cause 15%, and all they give us is 1%. (Yes, that was a crap joke, but seriously, they cause 15% of global warming)

#3 Before February 2015

The Smirking Mage
Guest

Re: Die-sel

If you watched Mythbusters Young Scientists Challenge, you can use the methane as a renewable energy, besides, there are more than a billion cows to extract power from. Back on topic please.

#4 Before February 2015

krubby
Member
Joined: 2015-06-23
Posts: 1,190

Re: Die-sel

that wasn't a limerick.

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#5 Before February 2015

xputnameherex
Guest

Re: Die-sel

@TSM: Cows. Make. 15%. of Global Warming. All I was trying to say.

@krubby: I was gonna say that, and then while I was creating my post, I was like, "Wait, what was I gonna say again???" and then I just did the cow thing.

#6 Before February 2015

The Smirking Mage
Guest

Re: Die-sel

Oops, I meant anecdote.

#7 Before February 2015

The Smirking Mage
Guest

Re: Die-sel

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