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I'm Having Relationship Problems. Help?

read at your own risk. there's a lot of stuff that might be inappropriate if you can find a way to fix our relationship problems, i will uprep you every single day.

[19:34] MrKerplunkers: YOU
[19:34] MrKerplunkers: ****
[19:34] TheDenzo: SAYS YOU
[19:34] t00bz: ummm
[19:34] MrKerplunkers: YEAH SAYS ME
[19:34] krubby: oh dear
[19:34] t00bz: i won't ask.
[19:35] TheDenzo: BIGGEST **** OF THEM ALL
[19:35] MrKerplunkers: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GERALD GUY?
[19:35] TheDenzo: GERALD IS MY GUY
[19:35] MrKerplunkers: THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME
[19:35] t00bz: oh.....
[19:35] t00bz: this thing...
[19:35] TheDenzo: HE WOULD GHOST RIDE MY SOUP EVERYDAY
[19:35] TheDenzo: YOU ON THE OTHER HAND
[19:35] TheDenzo: DON'T EVEN PROVIDE
[19:35] krubby: HEY!
[19:35] krubby: I'D GHOST RIDE ANYTHING FOR YOUR LOVE DENZO
[19:35] MrKerplunkers: I SAT IN THE BOX FOR 3 WEEKS
[19:35] MrKerplunkers: NO FOOD
[19:35] MrKerplunkers: NO WATER
[19:36] PhrozenFlame: crap Kerp, you should put out
[19:36] MrKerplunkers: JUST THE POWER OF OUR LOVE KEPT ME ALIVE
[19:36] TheDenzo: YOU CAN COME OUT OF THE BOX
[19:36] t00bz: wait, what box?
[19:36] TheDenzo: ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYTHIME
[19:36] TheDenzo: BUT NO
[19:36] krubby: THE POWER OF MY LOVE IS ALL I HAVE LEFT
[19:36] MrKerplunkers: THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT OF OUR TIME TOGETHER
[19:36] TheDenzo: YOU SHOULDA HAD SOME SOUP
[19:36] TheDenzo: I TOLD YOU BRO
[19:36] TheDenzo: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SOUP
[19:36] MrKerplunkers: YOU NEVER OFFERED ME SOME GODDAMNIT SOUP
[19:37] TheDenzo: YOU NEVER ASKED
[19:37] krubby: I BEGGED FOR YOUR LOVE
[19:37] krubby: I BEGGED FOR YOUR SOUP
[19:37] krubby: AND YOU IGNORED ME FOR THIS BOXED BASTARD
[19:37] t00bz: here, have some of my vegetable soup
[19:37] MrKerplunkers: I WOULDA LOOKED LIKE A **** PANDERING FOR SOUP ALL THE TIME.
[19:37] t00bz: good with tabasco sauce
[19:37] t00bz: =/
[19:37] MrKerplunkers: BUT THIS GERALD BOY FLASHES HIS SPOON AND YOU'RE OFF.
[19:37] TheDenzo: IT'S SOUP
[19:37] MrKerplunkers: NOU
[19:37] TheDenzo: IT'S JUST SOUP
[19:37] t00bz: phrozen.
[19:37] MrKerplunkers: IT'S MORE THAN SOUP
[19:37] t00bz: i'm setting off the hydrogen bomb in the premisis of this chat box.
[19:37] MrKerplunkers: IT'S YOUR SOUL
[19:37] TheDenzo: GERALD AND WAMP ARE MY SOUP BROS NOW
[19:38] krubby: BUT I'VE WANTED TO BE YOUR SOUP BRO MY ENTIRE LIFE
[19:38] krubby: I'VE WANTED TO BE YOUR VERY LOVER
[19:38] t00bz: you might wanna move out.
[19:38] MrKerplunkers: WAMP?!
[19:38] TheDenzo: WHERE WERE YOU
[19:38] TheDenzo: READING MANGA
[19:38] MrKerplunkers: NO!
[19:38] TheDenzo: WITHOUT ANY SOUP
[19:38] MrKerplunkers: I DON'T EVEN LIKE SOUP!
[19:38] TheDenzo: *gasp*
[19:38] TheDenzo: TAKE THAT BACK
[19:38] krubby: 0_0
[19:38] MrKerplunkers: YOU TAKE ME BACK?!
[19:39] MrKerplunkers: I AM CONFUSED, HENCE THE QUESTION MARK
[19:39] TheDenzo: NEVER
[19:39] t00bz: if giggles were here, she'd make a chatbox doodle....
[19:39] TheDenzo: NOT AFTER THAT STATEMENT
[19:39] TheDenzo: HOW CAN YOU LOVE ME AND NOT SOUP
[19:39] krubby: HOW CAN YOU LOVE SOUP AND NOT ME
[19:39] krubby: I WANT YOU DENZO AND YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THIS SOUPLESS ****
[19:39] t00bz: so phrozen, about those books.
[19:40] PhrozenFlame: Huh
[19:40] MrKerplunkers: THE SAME WAY I CAN LIKE GENESIS AND HATE PHIL COLLINS.
[19:40] PhrozenFlame: What books, the ones on my shelf or the ones on the list
[19:40] TheDenzo: SHUT THE **** UP KRUBBY
[19:40] TheDenzo: YOU ONLY WANT ME NOW THAT KERP CAN'T
[19:40] krubby: D:
[19:40] t00bz: =/
[19:40] t00bz: list
[19:40] TheDenzo: AND YOU KERP
[19:40] TheDenzo: YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL
[19:40] PhrozenFlame: Why are you asking me about those?
[19:40] TheDenzo: YOU'RE JUST
[19:40] TheDenzo: JUST A
[19:40] PhrozenFlame: You shouldn't want to join this club
[19:40] TheDenzo: FANFIC WRITER
[19:41] TheDenzo: THAT'S IT
[19:41] MrKerplunkers: *GAAAAAAAAAASP*
[19:41] krubby: OH SNAP
[19:41] krubby: HE JUST **** WENT THERE
[19:41] t00bz: wasn't planning on it.
[19:41] MrKerplunkers: F-FINE
[19:41] MrKerplunkers: I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY.
[19:41] MrKerplunkers: AND I'M TAKING THE BOX
[19:41] t00bz: CHATBOX-EPISODE 3 SEASON 1.
[19:41] TheDenzo: I NEVER LIKED YOUR SOUP
[19:42] t00bz: wait, what.
[19:42] TheDenzo: YEAH I SAID IT
[19:42] TheDenzo: YOUR SOUP SUCKS
[19:42] MrKerplunkers: I NEVER GAVE YOU ANY SOUP.
[19:42] krubby: THAT'S BECAUSE HE GAVE THE SOUP TO ME
[19:42] krubby: DON'T YOU SEE DENZO?
[19:42] krubby: HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU
[19:42] t00bz: didn't you just say you were making the soup?
[19:42] t00bz: i'm confused.
[19:42] MrKerplunkers: BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE MY SOUP TO JUST ANYONE
[19:42] Wamp_Rats: Denzo, we ghostriding soup today?
[19:42] TheDenzo: Yes, yes we are
[19:42] t00bz: odele.
[19:42] TheDenzo: AFETR THIS **** LEAVES
[19:42] Wamp_Rats: Hot damn
[19:42] TheDenzo: *afetr
[19:42] TheDenzo: ****
[19:42] TheDenzo: GAH
[19:43] MrKerplunkers: HOWCAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
[19:43] MrKerplunkers: GOD DAMNIT DAD!
[19:43] TheDenzo: YOU SHOULDA PROVIDED
[19:43] TheDenzo: MO SOUP MO ACTION
[19:43] MrKerplunkers: I COULDN'T DO IT
[19:43] MrKerplunkers: I WASN'T READY
[19:43] MrKerplunkers: FFS I'M NOT EVEN 18
[19:43] TheDenzo: THAT'S WHY I HAVE WAMP
[19:44] Wamp_Rats: S'up
[19:44] TheDenzo: WAMP CAN GHOSTRIDE SOUP LIKE A BOSS
[19:44] MrKerplunkers: **** YOU DAD
[19:44] MrKerplunkers: WHERE THE **** IS THE CHATBOX SCRIBE WHEN YOU NEED HER?
[19:44] TheDenzo: AT THE BEACH
[19:45] TheDenzo: PROBABLY WITH SOME HOT SOUP
[19:45] t00bz: i can draw if you want
[19:45] MrKerplunkers: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[19:45] TheDenzo: UNLIKE YOU
[19:45] TheDenzo: SOUPLESS
[19:45] MrKerplunkers: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M A SOUP UNIC.
[19:45] krubby: h-holy crap.
[19:45] krubby: y-you aren't serious... right?
[19:45] t00bz: i'll take that as a yes.
[19:45] TheDenzo: *gasp*
[19:45] TheDenzo: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: I AM THE WOMAN YOU LOVED
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: AND THEN YOU LEFT ME
[19:46] TheDenzo: I NEVER LOVED YOU
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: FOR MY DAD AND A ****
[19:46] TheDenzo: YOU WERE IN IT FOR THE BOX
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: AAAAAAADFHIDOSGAFUYOSDFGHLK;AFS
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: I WAS IN THE BOX FOR YOU
[19:46] TheDenzo: I WAS IN IT FOR THE SOUP
[19:46] krubby: I WAS NEVER GIEN THE CHANCE
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: I HATE BOXES AND I HATE SOUP
[19:46] MrKerplunkers: SO WE HAVE NOTHING
[19:46] TheDenzo: I HATE YOU
[19:47] MrKerplunkers: NOU
[19:47] TheDenzo: ;~;
[19:47] MrKerplunkers: YEAH
[19:47] MrKerplunkers: GO CRY INTO MY DADS ****
[19:47] MrKerplunkers: BECAUSE I HATE YOU TOO
[19:47] t00bz: ...
[19:47] krubby: WELL I HATE KERP AND I HATE DENZO AND I HATE WAMP AND I HATE HATE HATE HATE T00BZ
[19:47] t00bz: wait, what?
[19:47] TheDenzo: NONE OF YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
[19:47] MrKerplunkers: FINE
[19:47] krubby: FINE
[19:48] TheDenzo: FINE

XxAtillaxX

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Re: I'm Having Relationship Problems. Help?

[Joke]Those are some nice imaginary friends you have there. [/Joke]
However, I suggest you go to Denzo, apologize and give him/her the most delicious soup you can provide.

Take Denzo to an all-you-can slurp soup-affair convention.
Buy her/him a beautiful dress that has the word SOUP engraved in it.

And most of all,
say "I love you."

Last edited by ?tilla (May 23 2012 1:12:21 pm)

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