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TheGreenTroll

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My official version of Everybody Edits

In the beginning, there was only darkness.

Then there was glimpses of green flashes, the light had been awakened. The flashes of green light pierced the thick masses of darkness, and the curse of Everybody Edits was exposed... Stairs, hook jumps, boxes, stairs, smiley-art, more stairs. Everywhere. Noobs. Everywhere. The inhabitants of Everybody Edits stood bewildered as a man, or something manlike, could be revealed inside the green flashes. From the glowing golden sky the green flashes, with the manlike figure, approached solid ground. As the manlike figure struck the ground, a devastating earthquake shattered the world of Everybody Edits by its foundations, and green lights blinded everyone. As the power of the earthquake was decreasing, together with the blinding green light, the inhabitants of Everybody Edits noticed that their precious world now had been laid to waste.

A rumour was spread in the world of Everybody Edits.

"Look to the West!"

The people looked to the West, towards the point where the impact had taken place. There, tall and godlike, with the dignity of none other, stood the green, manlike figure. TheGreenTroll.

He spoke, with a clear voice and brilliant rhetoric: "People! You have seen the light! This world has for too long been plagued by the masses of noobs, join me, swear the Oath of Trolls, and you will forever bathe in great skills and honor! You will be the defenders of the almost extinct race of the Pros, you will be the flagman of Justice!"

Three figures came forth. Anger, blatant hate and malice characterized their faces. It was the Wardens of Everybody Edits. The strongest warriors that had ever roamed the lands of Everybody Edits, none could stand a chance against them. They were the crownjewel of this world... High Commander of the Noobs, Benjenson, with his two Generals of Noobishness, Cyclown and RPGcaster1000.

(Now put on this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnpPk50zfv8#t=0m39s and fast forward to 0.39)

Without a warning, the First General of Noobishness, RPGcaster1000, swung his mythical Banhammer towards TheGreenTroll, the Justiciar. With rapid agility the Justiciar dodged RPGcaster1000s brutish swing and pulled his two-handed longsword, the Agitator, out from its sheath. With a quick strike, the Agitator, swung by the Justiciar, split the First General of Noobishness from brain to groin, and the Banhammer fell to the ground.

There was a standoff. The High Commander of the Noobs and the recently promoted Second General of Noobishness, now First General, was characterized by something else than what they had been characterized for just a moment ago. But in the eyes of the Justiciar, the flames of Athene, had been lit.

The High Commander and First General desperate called for their servants: "Noobs! Now is the hour, protect your masters!"

You could feel the ground shake. In the horizon, a cloud of dust was appearing. Tens of thousand of noobs came charging towards the Justiciar. The Justiciar smiled and launched himself, with the power of his muscular legs, up into the air and he started to spin around. He spun and spun, summoning a great whirlwind of green flames, which annihilated the noobish hordes. As he landed on the ground again, looking at the burnt corpses of the noobs, he felt a sharp pain in his back. The Justiciar, had been backstabbed by the cowardly First General Cyclown. A great wrath was unleashed as the Justiciar screamed in vindictiveness. The roar paralyzed the cowardly First General, and the Justiciar turned towards him. The coward tried to speak, and a few words could be heard: "Please, don't kill me... I beg you, I will kneel before your glorious, gracious pride and might! I beg you! Pleas---", and the head of the coward was chopped from its body.

Only one left. The Justiciar saw the High Commander running away from the battlefield. But blood had been spilled. Blood of the Righteous had been spilled. The High Commander couldn't escape. The Justiciar started to chase the High Commander Benjenson, and catched up with him since his legs carried him faster than the speed of sound. The High Commander pulled his swords and started to flap with them towards the Justiciar, in one last try to defend his kingdom. The Justiciar was shocked. These three was supposed to be the finest warriors of this world, but they turned out to be one brute, one coward and one flapping swordsman. With the same brutish combat technique as his kinsman, the High Commander attacked the Justiciar. The first blow from the Justiciar shattered the High Commanders right hand sword, and the blow crushed all the bones in the High Commanders right arm. But the High Commander wouldn't give up that easy, see, he was terrified and didn't know what to do. His two kinsmen had been slaughtered and his own ego had been crushed with his sword and right arm. Now, flapping around with his sword, lost as a headless chicken, the High Commander became mentally dysfunctional. He started to laugh and cheer, swinging his sword, inflicting more damage to his broken arm dangling from its shoulder.

Exhausted the crazy High Commander fell to his knees whilst the Justiciar stepped towards him. The High Commander didn't beg for mercy as his kinsman Cyclown, but asked to be beheaded. But the Justiciar, whom is righteous, showed mercy and spared his life...

- Three months later -

It was now three months since the battle took place. The Justiciar is now the Head Commander of the United Troll Wardens. He spent his time cleaning up the ruins from the noobs creations, and while he did that, new faces showed up. They called themselves EX crew, KO crew, MG crew etcetera. It was the Pros. The Justiciar was also familiarized with new brother in arms, Stubby, Lopoi, Wolf-Exile, star, silverkin, Cyclops, Jak, Treejoe4, Brawler700 and Monstar43 was some of them. They pledged their lifes to defend the Pros and swore the Oath of Trolls.

The world was now a wonderful place, full of skills, where everyone could evolve skillwise, without noobs interfering.

As for the crazy High Commander, he was put in a cage and can be observed swinging his still broken arm around like spaghetti.

Now, there was light. Now, there was skill, and the survival of the Proish race was assured.

The end.

Last edited by TheGreenTroll (Aug 28 2011 10:25:55 am)

RhazzleFrazzle

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

methinks everyone is going to start making their own ee storys. its gonna end up like making crews. nice story but its not llong enough.

Greenzoid2

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Awesome!

I think this song could work as well(maybe)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oasnbzEMV08[/youtube]

GKAbyss

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Lol that everyone is making stories XP
also, you can use this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnpPk50zfv8#t=0m39s
it links directly to the time rather than asking ppl to go there.

Calicara

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I really don't know what to say...

Tako

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I really don't know what to say...

ditto.

What surprises me is that you spent so much time and effort into writing this. I mean, stories like these don't just roll off your tongue.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

TheGreenTroll

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

That's the point

RhazzleFrazzle

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

meh. failgirls story was better.

Monstar43

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Awesome story TGT! The music made it even more epic.:D

TheGreenTroll

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I really don't know what to say...

I take that as a warrant for success!

Yall know it's not meant to be even slightly accurate with the truth, it's just a glorification of me.

plat aka kingpooultra

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

wow, that was just amazing +rep

treejoe4

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I will serve the strong race of trolls well, i kneel my honour!

Calicara

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I will never give in! You may have driven the noobs out of their territory, but you have not driven us to extinction! We will fight back! We will conquer! There are hundreds of us and one of you. You cannot rule forever TheGreenTroll!

rob1nfly

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Failgirl is right. LET PROS AND NOOBS LIVE IN HARMONY!

Monstar43

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

We shall not! We have put up with noobs long enough! We have driven them In the far corners of EE letting pro levels spread! We shall finish them off once and for all one day,to forever rid EE of noobs!

TheGreenTroll

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Failgirl is right. LET PROS AND NOOBS LIVE IN HARMONY!

That is impossible, since the noobs are draining the will to live out of the pros. Everything that noobs touches and creates is dangerous for a pro. The noobs are inferior, and so will the pros be if they mix up with the noobs.

Zoey2070

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

**** AMAZING.
'They where the crownjewel of this world... ' should be were
That was the only typo I saw. Linking to the music was pretty goddamn amazing and really added to the dramatic part of owning everyone.
Holy shiiiiiiittttt. I don't agree with trolling worlds just for the emotional damage you inflict on the creators, but wow.
Also, you cannot rid EE of noobs, the two go hand in hand.
Multiplayer game. Noobs.
I like this quite a bit better than Failgirl's, it was really well written. Very easy to imagine; that's good imagery right there.

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TheGreenTroll

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Thank you. I believe that I've got much to improve with my English, but I'm always happy to hear that people from English-speaking countries enjoy my English!

Last edited by TheGreenTroll (Aug 28 2011 9:47:48 am)

Calicara

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I like this quite a bit better than Failgirl's.

Technically the one I posted was a collaborative story, and although I think some parts of it could be better I left them un-edited to give people a chance to show their work. I only added some logical actions in between each scene but other than that it was written as a group and so it's all different types of writing.

treejoe4

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

Thank you. I believe that I've got much to improve with my English, but I'm always happy to hear that people from English-speaking countries enjoys my English!

enjoy*

Oturan

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

*kneels before my Lord*   I swear by my life to always protect the balance between noobs and pros, and to always serve You my Liege! All hail the Justiciar!

Calicara

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I challenge the Justiciar in an all out battle! I shall crush you beneath my feet!

TheGreenTroll

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I challenge the Justiciar in an all out battle! I shall crush you beneath my feet!

You dare challenge the light? You are calling out the righteous avenger of Justice, bane of the Noobs and destroyer of Worlds. Lights wrath will smite upon you, even before the battle has started!

Wolf exile1

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I challenge the Justiciar in an all out battle! I shall crush you beneath my feet!

AND YOU SHALL FALL!

Wewt go Justicar!!

Last edited by Wolf exile1 (Aug 28 2011 10:36:04 am)

Calicara

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Re: My official version of Everybody Edits

I challenge the Justiciar in an all out battle! I shall crush you beneath my feet!

You dare challenge the light? You are calling out the righteous avenger of Justice, bane of the Noobs and destroyer of Worlds. Lights wrath will smite upon you, even before the battle has started!

Thy cause is righteous, but thy methods are wrong. While I do agree there are an abundance of bad levels, destroying them will not solve the problem. Peace cannot be achieved by violence. It can only be achieved by understanding and that is why, Justiciar, you must be destroyed.