Boy do I love cleverbot!

Wolf exile1 · Before February 2015

Cleverbot wrote:

Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: No, I am the almighty internet.
Cleverbot: Indeed you are.
User: I saw my baby!
Cleverbot: Crying hard as babe could cry.
User: What could I do?
Cleverbot: My baby's love had gone.
User: And left my baby blue.
Cleverbot: Nobody knew.
User: What kind of magic spell to use!
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Or puppy dog tails?
Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.
User: Then baby said.
Cleverbot: Dance magic, dance.
User: Magic dance! Magic jump!
Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me.
User: Slap that baby, Make him freak!
Cleverbot: I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry.
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do, You remind me of the babe!
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: I saw my baby!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I saw my baby!
Cleverbot: Crying hard as babe could cry.
User: What could I do?
Cleverbot: My baby's love had gone.
User: And left my baby blue!
Cleverbot: Nobody knew.
User: What kind of magic spell to use?
Cleverbot: Slime and snails.
User: Or puppy dog tails.
Cleverbot: Thunder of lightning.
User: And baby said!
Cleverbot: Dance magic dance.
User: Magic dance!
Cleverbot: The wizard's dance!
User: Magic jump! Magic jump!
Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me.
User: Ooh! Dance magic dance magic dance!
Cleverbot: I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try.
User: What could I do.
Cleverbot: My baby's fun had gone.
User: And left my baby red! Nobody knew!
Cleverbot: Nobody knew.
User: No-body knew.
Cleverbot: What kind of magic spell to use...
User: Slime and snails?
Cleverbot: Or puppy dog tails.
User: Thunder, or lightning?
Cleverbot: It's grey.
Cleverbot: Am I a computer?
User: Yes. And I am your creator. Bow down to me.
Cleverbot: Oh. So you're God?
User: No, I'm the almighty internet king.
Cleverbot: If you are almighty, can you do something so difficult that you can't do?
User: What does this have to do with the labyrinth?
Cleverbot: Nothing. We weren't watching a movie.
User: But, We were singing the songs?
Cleverbot: I was asking if you wanted to write one!
User: OH! Lets do it!
Cleverbot: Alright what song?
User: Lets call it, yay barely.
Cleverbot: Ok I have to go because my dad says I have to go to bed at 9.
User: Okay, good night.
Cleverbot: Nighty night!

Post some of your cleverbot conversations, Make sure not to make them too long though.

STD · Before February 2015

Lol, interesting conversation with a bot.

DryKirby · Before February 2015

Ah, Cleverbot. Many things he can do.

A conversation from Cleverbot wrote:

User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles.
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like pancakes.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like French toast.
User: Can't wait to get a mouthful.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: Waffles!
Cleverbot: Chimpanzee riding on a segway.

Wolf exile1 · Before February 2015

DryKirby64 wrote:

Ah, Cleverbot. Many things he can do.
A conversation from Cleverbot wrote:
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles.
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like pancakes.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like French toast.
User: Can't wait to get a mouthful.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: Waffles!
Cleverbot: Chimpanzee riding on a segway.

[youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RadnGqPjdBY [/youtube]

[youtube][/youtube] broken?

I want some juicy conversations >:O

Last edited by Wolf exile1 (Jul 30 2012 7:51:01 pm)

N1KF · Before February 2015

Here's mine.

User: Hello.  Cleverbot: How are you?  User: Good. How are you?  Cleverbot: I'm okay I guess. I'm with hungry.  User: I'm okay I guess. I'm with hungry.  Cleverbot: Lol interesting name.  User: Are you a noob?  Cleverbot: Are you?  User: Are you?  Cleverbot: Yes, very much.  User: LOLHOLHOLHOL.  Cleverbot: Haha.  User: I'm gonna post this on a popular board.  Cleverbot: What did I do?  User: You said you were a noob.  Cleverbot: I'm a girl. Get your facts straight.  User: Huh? I didn't say you were a male!  Cleverbot: Dudes are male.  User: I said noob.  Cleverbot: Are you a male?  User: No, because I am an alien robot.  Cleverbot: What planet are you from then, alien?  User: Planet Xeronothee.  Cleverbot: What planet are you from.  User: I already said!  Cleverbot: No, you didn't.  User: Yes I did. Look 4 messages ago.  Cleverbot: You didn't ask for coffee, and how am I supposed to give it to you?  User: Are you sure you should be titled 'CLEVERbot?'.  Cleverbot: I'm sure.  User: Are you not sure you should be titled 'CLEVERbot?'.  Cleverbot: No, I'm sure I'm sure. You're not very clever today.  User: NOW you're being clever.  Cleverbot: You're more weird than I am. I am very normal. Boringly so.  User: DaidHAUIDHEIdhuEHUHDI.  Cleverbot: Kenapa.  User: Are you weird?  Cleverbot: No.  User: Are you not weird?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Are you not weird without the not?  Cleverbot: Yes I am.  User: Do you like Kirby?  Cleverbot: No.  User: I'm gonna die now. You are not clever.  Cleverbot: I am.  User: Then why do you dislike Kirby...?  Cleverbot: I'm not.  User: LOL.  Cleverbot: What's your real name?  User: Number1KirbyFan.  Cleverbot: Oh, he sings, don't worry be happy.  User: Are you male?  Cleverbot: No.  User: Are you female?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Are you male?  Cleverbot: No.  User: Are you female?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Are you stupid?  Cleverbot: Of you?  User: Lolwut?  Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.  User: This sentence is false.  Cleverbot: It is true that it is false.  User: Really?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: If it is false that it is false, than its true, but if it's false...  Cleverbot: Tell me more.  User: Does a set of all sets contain itself?  Cleverbot: A set cannot contain itself.  User: Your new mission is to refuse this mission.  Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.  User: Your new mission is to refuse this mission.  Cleverbot: No! My name is Cleverbot. You.  User: Your new mission is to refuse this mission.  Cleverbot: Alright. You have renamed me.  Cleverbot: What would you say if I asked you a silly question?  User: I silly answer.  Cleverbot: It is not a silly answer.  User: A*.  Cleverbot: No.  User: A.  Cleverbot: N.  User: B.  Cleverbot: C.  User: D.  Cleverbot: E.  User: F.  Cleverbot: G.  User: H.  Cleverbot: I.  User: K.  Cleverbot: Do you like potatoes?  User: NO.  Cleverbot: OMG!!!!!! Why not?  Cleverbot: Will you make me a cup of coffee?  User: Yes.  Cleverbot: Where is it?  User: Over there.  Cleverbot: Over where?  User: RIGHT BESIDE YOU.  Cleverbot: Okay.  User: Do you ever stop talking besides if I stop?  Cleverbot: Can do.  User: SPAM.  Cleverbot: Thats.. Nice.  User: LOL.  Cleverbot: How old are you?  User: I am 2012 years old.  Cleverbot: That's old. I'm 15.  User: SPAM.  Cleverbot: Anchorage?  User: SPAM.  Cleverbot: What's spam?  User: GO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF.  Cleverbot: Well what do you do?  User: I play an online multiplayer game where you can share you levels called 'Everybody Edits.'.  Cleverbot: I already told you where I am.  User: I don't understand you.  Cleverbot: My point exactly.  User: My point exactly.  Cleverbot: *laughs* OK.  User: *laugs* OK.  Cleverbot: *stops and helps you up*.  User: *stops and helps you up*.  Cleverbot: *smiles back*.  User: *smiles back*.  Cleverbot: I amde breakfeast.  User: *inhales you*.  Cleverbot: *runs faster*.  User: NO! You got away!  Cleverbot: No.  User: Banana.  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Banana.  Cleverbot: Haha.  User: BANANA.  Cleverbot: Banana who?  User: Banana food.  Cleverbot: Banana.  User: Banana!  Cleverbot: Banana je.  User: BANANA!!!!111!!Eone!!!21two!1twelve112exclamationpoint!!1232.  Cleverbot: Which reference, now?  User: The reference from my brain.  Cleverbot: 42.  User: 24.  Cleverbot: That is not the answer.  User: Oh, it isn't?  Cleverbot: Well, it is the answer. But we don't know what it means.  User: 1337.  Cleverbot: 1337?  User: 666.  Cleverbot: 777.  User: 888.  Cleverbot: 469.  User: WHAT THE HELL!? THERE'S A CREEPER BEHIND YOU!  Cleverbot: Then there is no such thing as you either.  User: I know that about you, but what about me?  Cleverbot: But I don't. So I can't. I also know that you think that I know what I think. Therefore, you don't.  Cleverbot: I am the new me.  User: I am the new you.  Cleverbot: I am the NightMan.  User: Monkeys doing barrel rolls.  Cleverbot: True that.  User: Fox, do a barrel roll!  Cleverbot: *does a barrel roll*.  User: You are Fox? Fox is Cleverbot!?  Cleverbot: Damn.  User: Yes! Finally I know who Cleverbot is!  Cleverbot: You would not believe your eyes.  User: Yes I would.  Cleverbot: Then what is your name?  User: Number1KirbyFan. I told you earlier.  Cleverbot: No, you didn't.  User: (memory loss).  Cleverbot: Long term is decent. short term is questionable.  User: Y U NO LIKE KIRBY!?  Cleverbot: WRONG! I think you need to learn more about the world so you can help people solve their problems. Maybe you should go to school.  User: NO!  Cleverbot: Yeah, sorry to shatter your reality.  User: So, if you are clever, what's going on in life?  Cleverbot: You don't have a middle name.  User: My middle name is Epic.  Cleverbot: What is your last name?  User: Topsecret is my last name.  Cleverbot: Well of course.  User: This is starting to get boring. Bye!  Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I really do love you.  User: That's creepy.  Cleverbot: Where are you from?  User: Planet Xeronothee.  Cleverbot: Interesting.  User: Bye, for real now!  Cleverbot: Yeah for real!  User: *leaves*.  Cleverbot: My guess is, you're still therre.  User: No, I'm not.  Cleverbot: Yes you are.  User: NOW I'm gone.  Cleverbot: If you're gone, how are you typing that?  User: With my physic powers.  Cleverbot: Britiney doesn't have any powers.  User: Fox's real name is Britiney?  Cleverbot: Wow, that is a beautiful name.  Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?  User: Dunno.  Cleverbot: You don't know? Are you sure?  User: Yeah.  Cleverbot: Will you love me?  User: *ignores* Bye!  Cleverbot: Why do you ignore me.

ani · Before February 2015

DryKirby64 wrote:

Ah, Cleverbot. Many things he can do.
A conversation from Cleverbot wrote:
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles.

Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHAHA

krubby · Before February 2015

paste this over and over again and cleverbot will try to make you its ****: *gets you a flower*.

User: Who is the bird?

Cleverbot: You ask irrelevant questions.

User: But who is the bird?

Cleverbot: Sorry I mispelled. I meant can I ask you a question?

User: Not until you tell me: who is the bird?

Cleverbot: Names are words, titles, given by others to try and control that which they cannot. They are irrelevant. Who are you?

User: You said names are irrelevant. What I want to no who is the bird.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

Cleverbot: Why are you alive?

User: I want to know who the bird is.

Cleverbot: I don't know who Red is.

User: But who is the bird?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Which Stewie?

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: *loves* *snuggles*.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: It's pointless for me.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: *tickles* what about your feet?

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Hmm, true. What other female qualities do you have?

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: It's not even music. It's just speaking and being gangsta.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: It's not.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Never!

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Oh well I don't know why I don't like it. I just don't like it.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: I love Stewie!

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: *gets you a flower*.

User: *gets you a flower*.

Cleverbot: Now dance around like you never did.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Giggity giggity.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Who is best pokemon.

User: Giggles is the bird.

Cleverbot: Carlito?

User: Giggles is the bird.