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Bimps

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My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

I have gone a log way through the forums, and it was a bumpy ride. I personally think I've gotten better. I was earlier seeing my old posts, I HATE THEM WITH A BURNING PASSION! For example, look up "Bimps" In the search and you will see posts worse then these.

          Why is it so special I think you may ask but probably aren't? Well first of all it's my 1500th post. Second of all, It's the forums 2nd Birthday :DDD! Third, well lemme explain in next paragraph.

          I joined the forums on February 21st 2011. I only had 2-5 posts for some odd reason. Around August 2011, I got back on, then started my noobie quest. It was a long Hellful ride. So, I consider August 2011 my forum birthday because I was inactive for Half-a-year. So that's the third thing

          I'm gonna say some more useless stuff, like My long run. I feel on both EE and the EE forums there is a evolution I like to call "Noobalution". You start out as a either Rabid Monkey that spams letters and smileys. The other is the Dumb?ss Monkey, which I think I started out as. I didn't really spam smileys (At least I hope I didn't), but I did use txt liek dis lol derp. I Really wanna strangle my self when I see how much of an idiot I used too be. I ****ING HATE IT! Anywho, the next stage is either staying as a Rapid Monkey/Dumb?ss Monkey, get banned, leave because your bored, or... move onto the next stage!

          The next stage is "Noob to Nub" (I can't think of a good name) According to pro interwebzors on stuff Noob means new to whatever. Nub means your just a idiot. Basically, You realize your mistakes and may slighty change it or just get better. Either way your good. This stage most people would stick, so that's why I'm not posting a lot about it.

          Basically like I said earlier, the next stage is either staying as a Rapid Monkey/Dumb?ss Monkey, get banned, leave because your bored, or... move onto the next stage! I'm saying this because I said most people skip Step 2. I don't know what the hell to call it, so let's just call it Step 3. Step 3 means your getting more pro, about 60% Nub, 30% Normal, and 10% Pro! So yeah....., It just means you want to kill yourself because of your old posts (Like me !). Then you suddenly realize the point in this forum, FORUM GAMEZ!1111!!!11!1elevenz! Nah, it means you relize you want to be more of a popular forumer. Now this is not accurate, it's different for EVERYONE!

          The last step, step four, is basically being about 95% pro, aka noticed. Though only around 10% of active forumers are at this step. Isn't it sad? Yeah, it is. Too bad suck it up.

TL:DR: Noob-->Nub-->Even Lesser Nub--. Pro.

I feel like I've gone off topic. Sooo... I'm now an Engineer instead of a Civil Engineer. Anyways.....

Wow, this is my longest post. So anyways... SEE YA!

Last edited by Bimps (Aug 5 2012 2:52:23 pm)

Arby

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

Good for you. No one cares.

Bimps

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

Did you even read the title? "Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps." And stop being such a jerk, It's been a long road. And you just laugh at it? Wow.

Arby

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

I read it before my first post on this topic. Fine. Sorry.
Last time I tried to put something serious of my life, I got laughed at.

Last edited by Arby (Aug 5 2012 3:16:28 pm)

Sixty Seven

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

Idgaf

Tachyonic

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

I'm assuming you took the idea from my 2000 post special - which I haven't gotten round to completing yet because I've been busy with Arby's Back to School graphic package. Sorry everyone!

Kaosslasher

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

WOOOAHGH!! I feel you mann! I remember when i had 1500 posts

But no, seriously, I only had 1500 posts of spam, this is serious, i need help.

Nou

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

Quality of posts do not come suddenly, and considering the lengths to which you have gone making this time wasting topic, you haven't learned. Number of posts doesn't make you any better either. Considering the value you attach to this number, you also don't realize this. So basically, you're still a bit of a nub.

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No u.

Tachyonic

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

Quality of posts do not come suddenly, and considering the lengths to which you have gone making this time wasting topic, you haven't learned. Number of posts doesn't make you any better either. Considering the value you attach to this number, you also don't realize this. So basically, you're still a bit of a nub.

What about me? D:

Rurigok

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Re: My 1500th post! Special stuff about the unimportant infamous Bimps.

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