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Deetz

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Best Spongebob Quotes

Post awesomest Spongebob Squarepants quotes here.

Here's mine...

"IBUPROFIN!"- Squilliam

"Hahahaha, it's a giraffe!"- Patrick

"Hi, Spongeboob!" -Patrick

What do you guys got?

Krazyman50

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

"Money money money money money, moneeeeeeyyyyyyyy, money money money money money, moneeeeeeyyyyyyyy. Money money money money money, moneeeeeeyyyyyyyy, money money money money money, moneeeeeeyyyyyyyy." -Mr. Krabs

:3

Last edited by Krazyman50 (Mar 17 2012 7:05:51 pm)

Deetz

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

Forgot that one.

Also, "Heh heh. Band humor." -Squidward

Monstar43

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

"HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!!!" -Patrick Star
Just remembered one.
"So what happens after we eat 'em?" -Plankton

Last edited by Monstar43 (Mar 17 2012 7:33:15 pm)

Deetz

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

"I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Patrick

"FINLAND!!!!" -Patrick

"Get it? Pineapple's sweet, just like you're also sweet also as well!" -Spongebob

"The bububu... The bububu..." -Squidward

"Deauguhuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" -some random guy

"We stink!!!!!!!" -Spongebob and Patrick stimultaniously

Krazyman50

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These are all quotes from S01E07 - Plankton!
"AAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU BLASTED BARNACLE HEAD!!!!! I mean... Hi! " -Plankton
"I have something for you. I keep it in my secret compartment... SHIIIING!! SparkleSparkle" -Plankton
"Dance around the A-B-C--ZRRERHRNHHJCCCHH Dun, dun dun dun dun DUN, Dun" -Plankton's record player
"Now it's time for a little wakey-uppy!" -Plankton
"..................Mediocre?" -Squidward
"Mr. Krabs!! THE KRABBY PATTY IS HAUNTED!!" -Spongebob
"PLLLLANKTON!!! Stealin' me booty!!" -Mr. Krabs
"/--_/\==_/_-/\ SEAWEED: 50% SEA, 50% WEED" -Karen
"You know what I would like more than anything in the whole wide world? ----- BOOSTER SEAT, HOT DOG!!" -Plankton

Deetz

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^This. Just This.

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Sandy: Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.

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Krazyman50

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

Some from episode 1 - Help Wanted

"Look at me, I'm NAKEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
"There it is... the finest eating establishment ever established for eating." -Spongebob
"I'm ready, Mr. Kr---DWAAAHHHAH Buh dai boo dahhi, boo, die, buhbuhububhubhuubhubuhubhubuhyuuhubhubuhhubuhbujhuguhfuubbuubhbtfwe4vbrtjhrgvthfgmjhevr
gu4yfgivuxdrtvgtnfvesgxhcegyetsdvgfvydrfvgjdhiruygvdhuythdvvghvdtjfgyxejhvhfgdrgtferxuij, dai, buuhh... So, uh... where do I start?" -Spongebob
"*Sniff* *Sniff* You smell that? That smell... that smelly smell... that smell that smells... smelly..." -Mr. Krabs
"MEEMEEPMEEPMEEEPMEEPMEEMEEPMEEMEEPMEEPMEEEPMEEPMEEMEEPMEEMEEPMEEPMEEEP" -Anchovies

Deetz

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

So many quotes on only one episode...

These are all from the Christmas special:

"Christmas who?" -Spongebob
"Ahhh! Sandy's house is on FIRE!!!!!!" -Spongebob
"Just like a genie!" -Patrick
"A pony... With saddle bags full'a money!" -Mr. Krabs
"Ho ho ho hahahahahahah bugabugabugabugabuga!!!!" -Santa

xputnameherex

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Who you callin' pinhead?

Deetz

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Forgot that one. Sure did. Yep. Uh huh. Yeppers. Yes. Yipdedoodledoo.

treejoe4

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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"-Patrick
"Imagination"-Spongebob

Monstar43

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"It's ok Squidward, just try to think of him in his underwear. *thinks* OH NO HE'S HOT!"-Squidward

plat aka kingpooultra

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"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm readededy!" -Spongbob
"I deserved that!" "I deserved that too!" -Spongbob
"WHERES MY CAKE?!" -Patrick
"You were supposed to get that...motorized hex drill thingy." -Mr. Krabs
"It's a good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros underwear. Right, squidward?" -Spongbob
"SPONGBOOOOBBBB!!!!!!" -Squidward
"I gotta hide Spongbob's doughnut! -Patrick

I'll probably think of more.

Monstar43

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"Mah leg!"-Some fish

ChaosDemon

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"I'm Ready!" ~Spongebob
"WHAT THE SCALLOP?!"~ Plankton
"Two giant bubbles!~ Patrick
"MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKK!!!!" ~ Patrick
"It's a good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros underwear. Right, squidward?" ~Spongbob

Haze123

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CHOOOOOCOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEE! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAATEE! - Brown Fish
[EDIT] im watching spongebob right now
And now giant pink bubblegum?! - spongebob
Playground?! -Mr.Krabs
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA -spongebob

Last edited by haze123 (Mar 18 2012 4:08:20 pm)

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Krazyman50

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"The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so CAPABLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
"I'm readyreadyedyedyedyedyedyedyedy ready" -Spongebob
"1924?" -Spongebob
"WAH!! WAH!! WAH!! WAH!! WAH!! WAH!! WAH!! WAH!!" -Mrs. Puff
"SURPRIIIIIIIISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUIDWARD!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAKE!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIN THE TAIL ON THE SEAHORSE!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUIDWARD!!" -Spongebob & Patrick

Haze123

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HAA HAA HAA -strangler
*Campfire song* - spongebob
Bum bum bum - patrick

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krubby

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Re: Best Spongebob Quotes

Sandy: Spongebob, that's crazy talk.
Patrick: That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk! AKABAKDAKADOOPBPBPBPBBPPB!!!!!!

Muffin

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"May I take your hat sir?" -Patrick S.
"Forget everything except fine dining and breathing" -Squidward T.
"It's first grade, Spongebob!" -Patrick S.
"Why don't we just exaggerate the entire room?" -Spongebob S.

Gamerbro64

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This is my favorite quote.
That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... Smelly.- Mr. Crabs

ChaosDemon

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"One percent evil, ninety nine percent hot gas"~ Karen
"Humanahumanahumana"~Squidward, Squilliam
"BALD BALD BALD BALD!" Townspeople

Muffy

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"Chocolate...Chocolate...CHOCOLATE!!!"-Some Random Dude :Episode from the one where they sell chocolate.
Classic one"Im Ready,Im Ready"-Spongebob