Check Your Thin Privilege

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

This is me. My name is John. I would like to speak to you today about your thin privilege.
What is thin privilege? It's when you get things or do things that us differently-bodied people can't do. When you jog across the street, you're exercising your thin privilege. When you buy one seat on an airplane, that's thin privilege. When you don't go into the handicapped restroom stalls out of necessity, that's thin privilege. And it's not okay. Just because we have cultivated mass does not mean that you 'normies' should get to do things we can't. No person should be allowed to walk faster than my mobility scooter, or buy more groceries than my scooter's basket can carry. No one should be able to get a regular Coke when I have to get a diet soda because I'm watching my weight (as is everyone else, they want me so hard). I know that since there's more of us to love, you skinny Minnies feel like you need to compensate by 'running' and 'walking' and 'standing' and 'not spending $14,000 a year at McDonald's,' but you don't need to. Because that's thin privilege.
Thank you.

Deetz · Before February 2015

.... okay......?

a3person · Before February 2015

Sorry John for running so much

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

Just make sure you stay under 2MPH at all times.

treejoe4 · Before February 2015

Lets burn McDonalds down

Lashkar · Before February 2015

treejoe4 wrote:

Lets burn McDonalds down

Let's do it! I'll get the petroleum, you get the matches.

treejoe4 · Before February 2015

Flamethrowers r cooler

Different55 · Before February 2015

We leave for McDonalds at dawn.

Deetz · Before February 2015

Buy one Big Mac, get one for yesterday's temperature!

Don't know if you do that where y'all are, but I get one for 1 cent today

Ratburntro44 · Before February 2015

Deetz wrote:

Buy one Big Mac, get one for yesterday's temperature!
Don't know if you do that where y'all are, but I get one for 1 cent today

I really should've gone and done that? could've gotten a nice payout if I bought enough considering the negative temperatures.

Deetz · Before February 2015

I think they just erase the negatives. If not, I would've gotten like 28 Big Macs yesterday.

Arceus64 · Before February 2015

I'll go out right away and get fat for John.

treejoe4 · Before February 2015

I think they should introduce a fat tax, get taxed for being fat, money should go straight to NASA in the US.

They would have a man on pluto in year due to all the new money

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

Deetz wrote:

Buy one Big Mac, get one for yesterday's temperature!
Don't know if you do that where y'all are, but I get one for 1 cent today

I wish, it's been 10-30 the past few days.

Muffin · Before February 2015

I am a thin person, and I feel offended by your abuse of Fat Privilege. You think it's ok to boss us around and hate on our nation's greatest restraunts just because of a number on a scale. Your motor scooters should not be allowed to go at a slower speed than I jog.

GKAbyss · Before February 2015

Muffin wrote:

I am a thin person, and I feel offended by your abuse of Fat Privilege. You think it's ok to boss us around and hate on our nation's greatest restraunts just because of a number on a scale. Your motor scooters should not be allowed to go at a slower speed than I jog.

Do not forget the Fat Privilege to point out the Thin Privilege. Such actions should not be tolerated.

skullz17 · Before February 2015

It's not my fault you are "different-bodied". You look very unhealthy, and that is something you can fix and it is your responsibility to do so. You talk like your weight/body size something you can't fix.

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

It is. I weigh 792 pounds, and how am I supposed to get up to exercise? I've spent all my money on bacon-flavored pancake syrup so I can't get surgery.

Buzzerbee · Before February 2015

Shouldn't have got fat, bro. *Starts Running*

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

I WILL SUE YOU UNDER THE ADA!

skullz17 · Before February 2015

32OrtonEdge32dh wrote:

It is. I weigh 792 pounds, and how am I supposed to get up to exercise? I've spent all my money on bacon-flavored pancake syrup so I can't get surgery.

Try harder when you get up

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

I have no legs.

RDash · Before February 2015

But the handicapped stalls are so roomy

krubby · Before February 2015

BuzzerBee wrote:

Shouldn't have got fat, bro. *Starts Running*

Presumably for your life?

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

I have cutlery on my person at all times.

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