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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I don't eat with my hands or knife and fork because I seem to be the only person on these forums to not like pizza

Last edited by DK Levels (Feb 13 2013 11:58:57 am)

gregregreg

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

1. FIRST YOU ORDER THE PIZZA
2. THEN YOU PAY THE MAN
3. THEN YOU BRING THE PIZZA INTO THE CAR
4. 5 MINUTES OF WAITING
5. THEN YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR
6. RUSH INTO THE HOUSE
7. OPEN UP THE PIZZA
8. The smell...The smell...The smell!
9. YOU SEPARATE A SLICE OF PIZZA FROM THE REST
10. LEAVE THE REST ON THE TABLE
11. PUT THE SLICE ON A PLATE
12. PUT IT BACK INTO YOUR HANDS
13. OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH
14. MOVE THE PIZZA CLOSER
15. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
16. Chew...Chew...Chew!
17. SWALLOW THE PIZZA
18. TASTE THE PIZZA
19. EAT SOME MORE
20. FINISH THE SLICE
21. REPEAT STEPS 9 THROUGH 21 UNTIL THE PIZZA IS FINISHED

That's how I eat my pizza. Based off of nigahiga's " 'Dear Ryan': Can you do EpicMealTime?" And best of all, I don't consider it spam.

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Banana_Venom

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

1. FIRST YOU ORDER THE PIZZA
2. THEN YOU PAY THE MAN
3. THEN YOU BRING THE PIZZA INTO THE CAR
4. 5 MINUTES OF WAITING
5. THEN YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR
6. RUSH INTO THE HOUSE
7. OPEN UP THE PIZZA
8. The smell...The smell...The smell!
9. YOU SEPARATE A SLICE OF PIZZA FROM THE REST
10. LEAVE THE REST ON THE TABLE
11. PUT THE SLICE ON A PLATE
12. PUT IT BACK INTO YOUR HANDS
13. OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH
14. MOVE THE PIZZA CLOSER
15. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH
16. Chew...Chew...Chew!
17. SWALLOW THE PIZZA
18. TASTE THE PIZZA
19. EAT SOME MORE
20. FINISH THE SLICE
21. REPEAT STEPS 9 THROUGH 21 UNTIL THE PIZZA IS FINISHED

That's how I eat my pizza. Based off of nigahiga's " 'Dear Ryan': Can you do EpicMealTime?" And best of all, I don't consider it spam.

Step 14 doesn't say put the pizza into your mouth, and so most steps afterwards are now pointless, step 19 says "eat some more" you can't eat more if you haven't eaten any already, and step 20 also depends on starting the slice of pizza.

You didn't actually describe how you eat pizza, you described how you get pizza then smell it then put a slice next to your mouth and start chewing nothing, then getting confused on steps 19 & 20.

0176

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I don't eat with my hands or knife and fork because I seem to be the only person on these forums to not like pizza

No, you're not the only one.

treejoe4

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

How can you not like pizza?!

Last edited by treejoe4 (Feb 14 2013 6:49:19 am)

normaluser

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

Pick it up, eat it. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

yamma

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

First,
smell the pizza

Second,
study the pizza

Third,
take the pepperoni off of the pizza

Fourth,
Put the pizza in your mouth

Last,
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*swallow*

Echo!

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

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Step 14 doesn't say put the pizza into your mouth, and so most steps afterwards are now pointless, step 19 says "eat some more" you can't eat more if you haven't eaten any already, and step 20 also depends on starting the slice of pizza.

You didn't actually describe how you eat pizza, you described how you get pizza then smell it then put a slice next to your mouth and start chewing nothing, then getting confused on steps 19 & 20.

Why are you acting like a pernickety little girl? That post doesn't make you look smart at all, just annoying.

Edit: Don't worry, just looked at your avatar...

Last edited by Echo! (Feb 16 2013 3:19:09 am)

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

pizza is fattening.

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

PokerDailyFeet

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I probably eat pisza and it' god!
i like pisxza!

Benje00

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

First I put it in between my two elbows (no plate needed) then I whip my elbows upwards and release the pizza.   I take a step forward and I bend down to catch it on my back.   Then, bending forward at more than 90°, I wiggle until it gets on top of my head.   I flick my head upward and send the pizza flying in the air.   I get into a hand stand position and I catch it in between my two feet.   My feet are lowered until my mouth can bite the pizza.

:cool::cool:

normaluser

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I probably eat pisza and it' god!
i like pisxza!

****. o.O

mavri

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

i cut it into triangles then eat it

Arceus64

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

When I remembered this, I knew I had to share it.

When I was younger. I had (and still have) a hatred of tomatoes and tomato chunks. I like tomato sauce only if its blended.

I would lift the cheese up, and scour the pizza for the removal of the tomatoes. I wouldn't eat the pizza until I knew they were all gone.

It's another reason why I hate deepdish pizza (and I live in Chicago, where they swear by it!).

Atikyne

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I eat pizza slices crust first and tip last because the tip is best. Of course, that was before I had to go gluten free...

I miss pizza...

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TheGreenTroll

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

Slice it up and MANHANDLE IT BOY

DK Levels

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I don't eat with my hands or knife and fork because I seem to be the only person on these forums to not like pizza

No, you're not the only one.

Oh thank god, I was starting to think I was just weird or something.

How can you not like pizza?!

Simple, it doesn't taste very nice, has so many calories and it's bad for you ^^

treejoe4

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

Pizza can be healthy
It tastes amazing
And calories is not an issue as I cant get fat

Echo!

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

Pizza can be healthy
It tastes amazing
And calories is not an issue as I cant get fat

I can't get fat either :/

Tako

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

There's this chain called Milano's Pizza. They're amazing.

The pizza is flat but huge. Like, bigger than the plate they give you. So it's kinda required to eat it with silverware unless you want to roll it up or something strange.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

Arceus64

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

^ I've had Milanos a lot. Their pizza is pretty good, but I personally prefer Beggars.

bigfatsnoozy

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I just fold it and eat it. Is that not normal?

Krazyman50

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

I sit on the box first to flatten it, then, I carefully open it with a can opener and remove the tomato sauce before pouring it on my plate. I then place the flat pizza on the sauce, and a stick my foot through the largest piece of pepperoni, then with my elbow, I pick up the plate, pour half the sauce in my belly button, and raise the pizza and shove it up my nose.

Pugmatt

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Re: How do you eat your pizza?

Then I lick the left over pizza on the ground..
..... true story