How do you eat your pizza?

Arceus64 · Before February 2015

I eat with a fork and knife when in public, though I prefer just picking the pizza up with my hands when I'm alone.

When I eat with a fork and knife I notice the pizza doesn't go away so quickly.

Buzzerbee · Before February 2015

Pick it up, fold it, nom

Bimps · Before February 2015

I eat it like it's my own baby. Because I eat babys. I carefully put it in my mouth, ever so slowly. If it has onions, I will pick off the onions and place them on the pizza in the form of a a smiley face. My pizza then looks happy, and I am happy. I savour the delicious taste of the dough cheese sauce combined. It tastes so good, my brain explodes then implodes each time I eat it. Once I have finished with the main part and I get to the crust, I inspect it for any rodents. It usually does. If it doesn't, I give it to my pet apple. If it does, I chop them into cubes. I then place them in the crust. I then dip the crust into mercury. It makes me feel good. Oh so good...

N1KF · Before February 2015

I hold it in my things at the end of my arms, bring it towards my mouth, disconnect the small part with the complete Pizza with my teeth.. I move my gums up and down so my teeth crush my Pizza into small pieces. I swallow the small pieces so they go down to my stomach.

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Different55 · Before February 2015

Eat it with hands, no matter where I am. I've never seen anyone eat pizza with a knife and fork, in public or anywhere.

Alexthementalone · Before February 2015

I eat it with hands.

a3person · Before February 2015

First I decorate it with bits of red peppers and parmesan cheese, then I pick it up with my hands and place it on my fingers and eat the tip of it first then go down the slice

skullz17 · Before February 2015

I usually eat pizza with my hands, but I sometimes use my knife and fork in public because it just looks more polite to me.

Deetz · Before February 2015

In private, I eat with my hands, in public, I eat with my hands. I eat with a knife and fork when the slice is really thick.

Breadfinn · Before February 2015

Cut it in 4 pieces. Then I nom.

Koto · Before February 2015

No hands. Face first.

jk, I just pick it up and eat it.

Bimps · Before February 2015

Also, if there are things called breadsticks with it, I will make sure there is sauce first. Once there is, I slowly peel open the sauce, making sure the flavour doesn't escape to fast. Then I eat the wrapper. Then I slowly take out the breadsticks, and place on a plate. I lie (sp?) them down carefully, so none of the grease spills out. I then take it to my table, then I take the sauce. I pick up the breadstick, dip it in the sauce, make sure there is EXACTLY 1/2 inch of sauce on it. Then I place it delicately in my mouth. I savour the taste, oh so good. I eat them all, yet give my last one to my apple. OH GOD THEY'RE GOOD!

Echo! · Before February 2015

I usually pick it up with my hands then rub each slice all over my body, then I awkwardly bend into different positions to lick it off.

Before February 2015

I look at it, say 'ew' and eat some more cheesebread.

Yup, this was my 2000th post.

Zoey2070 · Before February 2015

I eat it with my hands, usually with a paper towel nearby, and then try not to complain too much when I burn the roof of my mouth (which happens almost every time).

Muffin · Before February 2015

I can't find a video of Mac from foster's home for imaginary friends saying "Eating pizza with a knife? Suspicious...."

Onjit · Before February 2015

I use my hands.

theditor · Before February 2015

I eat my pizza with lots of honey. I usually use my bear paws to eat.

Bimps · Before February 2015

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lvwNAtldko[/youtube]

32OrtonEdge32dh · Before February 2015

Only Donald Trump eats pizza with a knife and fork.
Only real men eat breadsticks with no sauce.

N1KF · Before February 2015

32OrtonEdge32dh wrote:

Only real men eat breadsticks with no sauce.

Oh my glob, I've been a real man ever since I ate my first breadstick, when I was about 5, 6, 7, or somewhere around there!

Banana_Venom · Before February 2015

Knife and fork, basically if there is a zombie apocalypse during the time I'm eating, I'm prepared, did I mention my knife and fork are a pronged harpoon and machete.

Brushfire · Before February 2015

When I eat pizza (I don't eat it often) I eat my pizza by holding the crust with my thumb and four fingers, I also use my other hand for support at the base of the slice (yes, I eat it by the slice) for balance. This allows me to comfortably bite it near the tip. I make sure to be neat about it, so I don't look like a mess at the dinner party.
This technique doesn't really work unless the pizza slice is triangular for the most part and it has a sturdy crust.

kooldude9000 · Before February 2015

pick it up and eat it.
after cutting it into 4.

Tachyonic · Before February 2015

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz2SxGNy-Mw[/youtube]

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