Omegle: Makes funnier conversations than Cleverbot

plat aka kingpooultra · Before February 2015

Pyromaniac wrote:

http://logs.omegle.com/56db867
Lol

That was amazing. Thank you :3

@Asurch I liked yours too

kooldude9000 · Before February 2015

These are not funny, at least mine aren't ¬_¬ And they don't last more than 5 sentences. >_<
http://logs.omegle.com/e3a3172
^^

N1KF · Before February 2015

1. Do a conversation
2. The other person asks for age, gender, and location
3. Tell obvious lies/Ignore/Disconnect
4. Get disconnected
3. Go to get a link
4. Ctrl+V that link!
5. Post here

I fixed it for you.

--- EDIT ---

Here's mine:

You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Asl?
You: I am 674, my gender is germale, and I'm from Lupiloo at Planet Haxalox. Everyone seems to ask that question.
Stranger: XD I'm 83 transgender Uganda
Stranger: Hands you le medal for sarcasm*
You: Yeah, sarcasm is normally hard to understand on the internet, but I succeeded.
Stranger: Yeah, well this was blatant haha!
Stranger: But seriously though what is your asl? I'm 16 male from the Uk.
You: Unfortunately, I'm not looking for a partner right now.
Stranger: Neither am I...
Stranger: Is it such a crime that I would like to know what it is I'm speaking to?
You: No, but I don't feel comfortable giving out private info, sorry.
Stranger: It's not exactly private, age gender... Unless you live in a country with like 20 people in it I don't think I could track you down...
You: Yeah, you have a point, so here it is: I am an age with 1-3 digits, my gender is in a group of two, and I'm from Earth.
Stranger: Is all I'm saying is it's pretty general... And I'm not gonna ask you for an email or fb or phone no.
Stranger: Oh so your from earth now?
You: My family is very strict, and if they see me giving out my info, they may freak out.
Stranger: XD.
You: Yes, the ground level is called "earth."
Stranger: Oh I see! Mine too actually, but I'm on an iPod
Stranger: So I don't even get you're gender, that only narrows it down a little bit
You: It may not even be the group of two genders your thinking of, I may be a mutant or an alien.
Stranger: I've never went through so much hassle to find out what kind of genitalia they possess...
Stranger: And aliens are a load of crap! Certainly hostile ones that are intelligent!
Stranger: And are going to attack, or use the Internet. So I'll rule that one out
You: There's cameras on your planet so maybe I can hack to see what's going on so I can attack easier.
Stranger: Ehh, I'm not enjoying this conversation... Bye.
You: Bye.