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Kira

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Everybody Edits has officially perished

Baited! AH! You've clicked on this topic and expected me to rant for GOD.. knows how long! Well listen up... You have come to the right place.
You. Yes you, the reader... I bet you have been clickbaited on this pacific website called YouTube in the past... Everyone did! None didn't! This thread's entire goal is P R O P A G A N D H I. No don't worry, I didn't made any typo you little smartie over there.
Let's get straight to the point, and I proudly present:

THE DARK AGE

In this cold and ghostly world that is Everybody Edits
Everything was once beauty and grace
The people were happy, lived in peace
The market was abundant, royalty was satisfied

No one ever expected that everything....
Was going to fall apart..
In roughly 5 years..

It all started with the death of our beloved and kind King
Mr Chris Benjaminsen. He was generous, and attentive
The people were happy, and everything was going well
The people cried him for weeks and months even
No one could believe it.
He was still so young.
An ocean of tears fell, the storm was rising...

There is hope! The Jester said.
We have to look at the future!
Pass the power to the next candidate!

Everyone was in shock and still mourned the old King's death
The Prince Mr Shoe came forward and adressed to the people:
EVERYONE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BREAK!
THOSE ARE THE TIMES WHERE WE HAVE TO HOLD STRONG!
FOLLOW ME, MY PEOPLE! I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND..

After a good hour, the Prince Mr. Shoe was crowned and was now in lead.
The people blindly followed him, not knowing what there was to come.
Everyone believed his foul words...
Until this fated day, and from this moment on, everything would fall apart

No one seen this coming. The King Mr Shoe and his servant Mr Void disappeared!
Have they been kidnapped? Murdered?
Did they flee...?
Did they..... Die?

THIS CANNOT BE! Leadership was falling apart and no one could take the leads
The people were confused, tormented by this shocking revelation
No one could endure this unrealistic present!
People were running left to right, everyone decided to take this matter seriously.
At this time, it was truly the beginning of the end.

People fled the country, and tried looking for a better life.
The fouls stayed, the smart left.
The harsh reality that was presented to them made the local children cry in misery
The families were breaking... Royalty was no more.

They had to look for a new lead, they were lost.
No one knew where things were going, THINGS HAD TO CHANGE!

And oh Jesus. Things definitely changed since then.

This is what I personally call:

THE DARK AGE

Years of suffering,
Battle for the power,
Corruption,
Jealousy,
Crimes and abuse of power.

Everything happened. From A, to Z.
Happiness and Sorrow
Nostalgia and regrets...

Unforgivable.

CITIZEN OF EVERYBODYEDITS!

DO YOU WANT TO ENDURE THIS ABUSE OF POWER ANY LONGER?
DID YOU EVER ASK YOURSELF... WHAT IF! I COULD TAKE MATTERS INTO MY HANDS.

LISTEN UP! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I WILL GIVE YOU THIS ANSWER RIGHT HERE, AND RIGHT NOW.

YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU GET TO DECIDE WHATS WRONG AND RIGHT!
BOTH OF US KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, SO I AM PERSONALLY ASKING ALL OF YOU!
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LEAD ROLE OF YOUR LIFE, NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

JOIN MY PARTY AND LETS ABOLISH THE ROYALTY!
THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME AND I HAVE TOTAL FAITH IN MY PARTY!
WE ARE.... THE STRONGEST, THE UNDEFEATED!

SING AFTER ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

TWO TO THE ONE FROM THE ONE TO THE THREE
WE WILL BEAT THE **** OUT OF ROYALTY
FOLLOW THE PATH OF THE THREE KEYS
BECAUSE WE WILL ABSOLUTELY CHANGE HISTORY!

FOR THE THREE BLUE KEY METHOD!

FOR A BETTER FUTURE!

FOR HAPPINESS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS!

FORWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Onjit

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Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Great baguette Kira! It'll make a nice sandwich!

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HomerJC170

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From: 42.39561, -71.13051

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Posts: 68

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Amazing post Kira! A great read for sure!

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Thanks XENONETIX, very cool!
Last edited by Xenonetix (Today 2:34 pm)

"Rule #1: Be slightly annoying, not too much to where it could cause a problem, but just enough to where you are annoying."
"Rule #2: All your heros will die."

Schlog

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Joined: 2015-07-21

Posts: 1,958

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Fantastic post, Kira! I'm shaking with excitement!

Joeyjoey65

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Joined: 2017-11-05

Posts: 397

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Hell yeah.
The new era of EE has begun!

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Mariomaster

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Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

This is **** beautiful.

Nebula

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Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

You must be a great poem on the EE community.

ASDruska

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From: Syria!

Joined: 2016-08-05

Posts: 1,061

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

well i was on board with everything you said. until you said three blue key method.

now i'm invested

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Tomahawk

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Joined: 2015-02-18

Posts: 2,848

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Cool.

Locking.

EDIT: Eh. Unlocked and moved to Creative.

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One bot to rule them all, one bot to find them. One bot to bring them all... and with this cliché blind them.

bunglybongle

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Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Cool.

Locking.

EDIT: Eh. Unlocked and moved to Creative.

you like locking things

XxAtillaxX

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Joined: 2015-11-28

Posts: 4,202

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Cool.

Locking.

EDIT: Eh. Unlocked and moved to Creative.

you like locking things

and for that backhanded snarkiness, im blocking you *proceeds to cry in patreon*

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HomerJC170

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From: 42.39561, -71.13051

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Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Amazing move, Tomahawk! A great mod-action for sure! /s

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Thanks XENONETIX, very cool!
Last edited by Xenonetix (Today 2:34 pm)

"Rule #1: Be slightly annoying, not too much to where it could cause a problem, but just enough to where you are annoying."
"Rule #2: All your heros will die."

Kkay

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Joined: 2015-08-20

Posts: 495

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

Imagine locking and denying free speech

Great post Kira can't wait to see where this goes

Tomahawk

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From: UK

Joined: 2015-02-18

Posts: 2,848

Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

An "ee is dead" thread crossed with a threebluekeys funpost. Can you blame me?

Let's stay on topic.

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One bot to rule them all, one bot to find them. One bot to bring them all... and with this cliché blind them.

bunglybongle

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Re: Everybody Edits has officially perished

An "ee is dead" thread crossed with a threebluekeys funpost. Can you blame me?

Let's stay on topic.

yes i can blame you, stop locking things. kira's trying to have some fun and actually made something new, but no let me just lock it because 'tHeRe'S tOo MaNy Of TheSE ThEReads"