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#1 2018-10-04 20:17:50

peace
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youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

soooo what ya doing? ya dont wanna stop for these pussys right?


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#2 2018-10-04 20:57:58

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

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#3 2018-10-05 19:20:54

peace
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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

*presses button* *a big middle finger apears at the back on my car poiting at teh cops* *drives a bit faster*


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#4 2018-10-05 21:11:18

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

Refuse the field sobriety testing, bribe the policemen, continuing enjoying my life.


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#5 2018-10-05 22:31:37

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

Nothing quite like endangering the lives of other people with my own stupidity. I drive off the road into a ditch and die like countless others have done before me.


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#6 2018-10-07 15:04:18

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

Zoey2070 wrote:

Nothing quite like endangering the lives of other people with my own stupidity. I drive off the road into a ditch and die like countless others have done before me.

don't worry I'll save you


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#7 2018-10-07 16:00:25

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

ill stop for em get out of the car curse at em and run away sinc ei sotle the car while they diddn texpect this they start runnign towards me while there is a beach not far away wiht a pier i run across there jump in the sea an nd swim away like a supe rhero while the cops call fo rhelp


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#8 2018-10-07 17:12:42

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

i love you peace


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#9 2019-03-27 05:05:05

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

if i was drunk that would be illegal and i would need to pul over and tell thr officer "sir i am a minor and drunk:"

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#10 2019-03-27 13:50:29

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

I bring my car to a stop and promptly exit the vehicle before the officer has the opportunity to approach.
I stand still and face the officer with an expression-less look, with one hand tightly grasping onto an unopened bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label. I swiftly open the container of alcohol and down the entire contents of the iconic square bottle.

I then proceed to lay on the ground with my hands behind my back, with my Miranda rights invoked through my abject silence. Your honour, it cannot be proven that my client was intoxicated while operating a motor vehicle. We can only speak about the bad judgment of consuming a large quantity of alcohol prior to arrest while outside the vehicle, that for which we can only speculate on, either caused or contributed towards the blood alcohol level exceeding the legal limits.


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#11 2019-03-27 16:49:32

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

i drive faster and faster i see 5 polcie cars behind me open my window throw a bomb out of it and BOOM  bloe w up the 1st 2 then the other 3 crashsh into them and blowup aswell ill then dirve to the coutnry line cross it and rive between multipply countrys and keep stealing new cras becaus ei don thav einfinty gasoline


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#12 2019-03-27 17:44:36

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Re: youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

youre drunk and are driving too fast and police is behind you

Ah - that's normal in Russia. You stop. You pay. You drive.


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