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#1 2018-10-04 03:03:55, last edited by Loganyoshi (2018-10-05 20:48:43)

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How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

Alright so lets start a good quality debate that I definitely am not asking because I'm definitely not thinking about becoming a plate of noodles that'd be weird... heh...

1. How would one go about pastaifying themselves?
2. In addition to that, if it were theoritically possible to become a plate of noodles, would you add sauce on top of yourself? And how about meatballs?
3. Now, let me ask this, IF you were pasta, would you let anyone eat you or would you sit out, living out your days just to mold and rot?
4. I would also like to know what noodle and meatball you'd be, aswell as what sauce.
5. Also, where would you like to be eaten/located if you were a plate of noodles?

1. a. For anyone who doesn't wanna be a plate of noodles, why? (Provide some good logical reasoning as to why you wouldn't want to be a grand pile of noodles)

I thank you for your time to answer this question.

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#2 2018-10-04 03:51:27

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

1. Find a handy noodle master. He/she must demonstrate excellent chopping technique, proficient noodle dusting, and A-grade cooking level. To prep, obtain 5 bushels of barley and 10 ounces of flour to dust. The next step is to turn into wheat flour. Have the noodle master cast Fleur Di' Vouge on yourself, and you should turn into a flat noodle sheet. The master will then create multiple strand of noodles out of you.

2. It's recommended to pair up with sauce and meatballs. In some cultures you may be submerged into a salty ramen broth, depending on who your master is. You need to be extremely careful not to choose the wrong master, or you will not be in the correct accompanying sauce/broth.

3. Have someone eat you. This part is extremely important, because the only reason why you would turn into noodles is to be consumed. I mean, birds and ants might eat but they have no taste. Plus, that's gross.

4. Barley noodle, and beef meatball. This is the ultimate combination--the right amount of spices (pepper, parsley, thyme) and perhaps a dash of lemon zest, fried on a thin layer of oil and then steeped into the sauce. I've been with a meatball for 6 hours now, awaiting to be eaten.

5. I would like to be eaten at a fancy restaurant. Now that I mention it, the walls around seem to be shaking... wait a second, I'm being served to a human at this very moment! My dream is finally coming true...

...okay, I'm being lifted up, he's lifting me up guys! The mouth is right in fr

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#3 2018-10-04 10:09:20

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

One does not become noodles, one just maintains noodles upon their person.


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#4 2018-10-04 15:30:54

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

why woudl i not be one? lol i dont wanna live for a few month sonly


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#5 2018-10-04 16:06:45

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

  1. Well given that the body doesn't contain some of the ingredients needed to make noodles (egg, flour) in a ready form, you'd need to break it down further into fats, acids, vitamins etc. and then combine those in different proportions to make those ingredients.

  2. Sauce is always good. The meatballs could be sourced very locally.

  3. Children in Africa could've eaten it.

  4. Fresh egg noodles with something oriental on top. Small, bite-sized meatballs without too many ingredients, to let the flavour of the meat stand out.

  5. One of those flashy restaurants where they make sushi and stuff in front of you with oversized cleavers.


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#6 2018-10-04 17:42:51

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

1a. Being a bowl of noodles prevents me from making any choices from that point on. Freedom is important - I will always want a way out if the plot fails.


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#7 2018-10-04 21:42:13

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

a human is a human. you can't want to become only a plate of noodles

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#8 2018-10-05 21:35:55

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

Feedback (Yu, MutantDevle, TomaHawk, Slabdrill)

I thank you for all the feedback thus far!

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#9 2018-10-05 22:19:07

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

blank, very longg noodle, no sauce but meatball (specifically 5) and i want to be eaten but only if i get slurped up noodle by noodle at a time


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#10 2018-10-05 22:35:07

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

Is this vore?


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#11 2018-10-05 23:29:30

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

Loganyoshi wrote:

We also have the freedom to become a bowl/plate of noodles. Plus we can make plenty of choices (meatball, noodle, sauce, and location selection)!

However, once you successfully become a bowl of noodles, you can't bail out. That's a big problem, I want to be able to undo my choices if I regret them.


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#12 2018-10-06 11:01:40

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

some man wrote:

Is this vore?

No, this is Patrick


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#13 2018-10-06 14:09:08, last edited by Loganyoshi (2018-10-06 14:09:45)

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

Feedback (Daneeko, Some Man, Slabdrill #2)

I thank you for all the feedback thus far!

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#14 2018-10-06 16:03:13

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Re: How Would One go About Becoming a Plate of Noodles?

wouldn't you be eaten if you become noodles?


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