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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

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The name's Smickets

**** Smickets.

I was in a white Humvee cruising along the shores of Barbados when Kathy, my ex-wife, pointed to a large yellow sign that said, "Cucumber Beach". I thought, "Hey, Cucumber Beach! Sounds like paradise!" But boy, I was as wrong as the marriage of two men. Turns out, cucumber symbolized something other than the fresh, crunchy, vegetable. To put it in the simplest of terms: it was a ****. A **** beach. A beach where men, women, children, you name it; where all forms of life of all sizes come together, voluntarily, and stick a cucumber up their ****.

We had just parked the humvee and unloaded the trunk when we noticed a man of fifty walk past with a pickle in his pecker. Kathy and I just stared. First of all, how does it fit? Second of all, why? But that's the mystery of Caribbean islands such as this. They're all so joyous, so utopian in their ways, that they completely ignore what is considered "right" in the broader sense. It's not like you wake up and start rawdogging yourself with a cucumber. When I arise from a restful sleep, the first thing I do is watch a liberal news channel and meditate on a tattered bamboo sheet. I never consider reaching into the vegetable drawer and plucking a suitable poo-plugger.

What went on in the next hour or so was Kathy whispering, "Oh my god, look at the size of that one!" and me attempting to set a waypoint on this darn iGoogle Maps. After a few moments of furious screen tapping and prayers to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, we were off to the next destination.

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thanksL0L

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From: I LIED AGAIN IM NOT FROM ASIA

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Re: The name's Smickets

Lol I wonder why this happened

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Its time to tell the truth again

Bimps

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Re: The name's Smickets

sounds like a good ol' trip to ram ranch

Abelysk

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Re: The name's Smickets

I prefer Plastic Beach, to be honest. To tea-ch their own!

BuzzerBee

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From: Texas, U.S.A.

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Re: The name's Smickets

what no stop closed

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