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James Number Fifty Four

Hi, all! It's James again. Today, something spectacular happened while I was watering the posies. There were a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses walking to my porch, and I couldn't help but notice one of them was a midget. By midget I mean a small man. A very small man. He had these oblong little arms curved around his watermelon belly, and his little baby feet were waddling around in black dress shoes. He had to carry the book of Jesus with two hands for Christ's sake! Anyway, they noticed me near the flowerbed and started their whole "God" shenanigan. As an agnostic, I had to acknowledge their beliefs but refuse the offer. God, I wish I was like Thomas, he was a straight atheist and would get into verbal fistfights when a Catholic came into the room. Not saying I would prefer quarrels, but just to get these darn Jehoovee's out of the neighborhood! Genocide! I don't know what that word means ha-ha but I hope it's in the correct context! Thanks everyone!

-James

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Re: James Number Fifty Four

Pingohits, I'm curious. Who is james? Are you james? are you related to james?

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Re: James Number Fifty Four

Who is Thomas? Is it Thomas the tank engine? That's the first thing I thought of. How do you know he's an atheist?

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