Sword Guy

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 04:11:17

You're the Sword Guy. You just bought a big sword from the local sword shop and you think it's really cool, and now you're totally ready to kick some ****. Who's **** should you kick though? There are so many options. There's a troll under the bridge to the well. He's been a real bother lately. Or maybe those elves that are supposedly guarding treasure in the cave by the Big Tree. They could use some **** kicking for sure. Or maybe some other thing that you completely forgot about. I mean, there's just so much you can do with such a cool sword.

What should you do?

Zoey2070 · 2017-07-31 05:06:43

can i kick the shopkeeper's ****

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 05:08:56

The voice in your head assures you that you are indeed able to kick the shopkeeper's ****. He's just a little old man running a cute little shop, but on the other hand, he charged a lot for this sword. Maybe you could teach him a thing or two about economics. At least, you think you understand how economics work.

soniiiety · 2017-07-31 09:00:05

check your sword to see what effects it has and how durible it is and how strong ?

Onjit · 2017-07-31 10:42:24

use the sword on this annoying guy called bobithan who keeps telling me what i can and cannot do with my sword

mrjawapa, AlphaJon

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 15:08:22

You test your sword's strength on the shopkeeper, whose name happens to be Bobithan. The sword is very sharp and good and he is decapitated without much effort at all. There is now blood everywhere. There was one other person in the shop with you, but they've ran off by now. Wonder why.

Different55, AlphaJon

mrjawapa · 2017-07-31 15:46:50

Hunt them down. Can't have witnesses.

oh also, I didn't know kicking **** and murder were the same thing.

TaskManager · 2017-07-31 16:20:29

dip your sword into the blood that is spilled on the floor to make it look more brutal and maybe get a damage boost

MrJaWapa wrote:

oh also, I didn't know kicking **** and murder were the same thing.

the **** is a vital human organ and kicking it might be deadly

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 18:02:10

You quickly make your way out of the shop wielding your blood-soaked blade. You remember the guy that ran was wearing a funny hat. You eye somebody without a funny hat on the run, as if they just saw somebody get killed. Maybe they know where the hatted fellow went? Oh, also, there's a funny hat on the ground right outside the shop.

Zoey2070 · 2017-07-31 18:03:37

Put on the hat and dye it with the shopkeeper's blood so it doesn't look stolen.

examine hat

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 19:18:19

You pick up the hat and take it back into the shop, where you take the time to paint it red. It's a beanie with the words "ROCK ON" embroidered on it, but the blood makes it a bit hard to read. It also has a pom-pom. A few drips of blood run down your face when putting it on, even after carefully wringing out the hat. That doesn't bother you, though. In fact, it's kind of refreshing.

TaskManager · 2017-07-31 19:22:46

run for that guy with no hat and ask him to try out your new bloody beanie

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 19:31:30

You took a lot of time getting this hat painted red, so the running guy probably is long gone by now. You take a step outside anyways, just in case he stuck around for some reason. Instead of the guy, you see one of the town guards is on his way to investigate your mess, and he sees you standing outside the shop covered in blood.

Harmonious · 2017-07-31 20:43:37

Kick some bystander's ****. That'll show dominance to the guard, and tell him to keep outta my territory.

TaskManager · 2017-07-31 21:00:02

dont forget to mark your territory with the blood

Different55 · 2017-07-31 21:29:33

maybe the cop knows where the guy with the hat went.

soniiiety · 2017-07-31 22:18:39

wtf guys you ruined the story comeeee on REALLY I was going to kick the troll **** plus killing humans is canible well since you guys are messing the story up ima do that do ok hmm lets see ok the gun of infinite life that shoots life out at things lets get that to revival the dead person and also get a mop get rid of blood also go buy a dog and name it Queenie then make it attack troll by biting onto the ears and swinging than on the nose then they will be dead #kick trolls **** not humans #love humans

also then the man with sword rethinks what hes done and has to find the infinite life gun and revivl the dead body and also take the body so theres no eveidence also use a bag tho for the dead shop keeper now the quest starts here

Bobithan · 2017-07-31 22:28:54

You knock the nearest person out with your hilt and throw their limp unconscious body at the guard, pinning him down. Now negotiations can begin.

"Did you see a man with a funny hat running away from this place?" you ask the guard.

"Don't be ridiculous. Get this person off of me, now, or suffer the law."

soniiiety · 2017-07-31 22:31:53

am i at the back of the head? if so please pay attention its a crime to kill follow humans well bob can there be 2 people in this story if so ima come out of his head an fix everything by myself also since you did that take the cop with you for a capnpain the cop can be the sidekick also take his stuff etc

TaskManager · 2017-07-31 22:54:54

get the dead body off the guard and then offer him a handshake and ask for help with finding the funny hat man

soniiiety · 2017-07-31 23:31:52

offer him a small loan of a million dollars

Bobithan · 2017-08-01 06:31:41

You do what the man says and remove the bystander, allowing him to get up. He declines your handshake offer and readies his sword.

"So did you see a guy wearing a funny hat?" you ask him again.

"Enough funny business, you're coming with me."

The bystander is woken and sits up, rubbing his head, confused.

Onjit · 2017-08-01 08:42:55

enough of this nonsense

time to commit sudoku

Harmonious, AlphaJon

soniiiety · 2017-08-01 10:20:25

play match of sudoku with the king and if you win you can take the body remove charges and let you take the guard as a sidekick and remember the things i told you in your head

TaskManager · 2017-08-01 12:53:26

knock the bystander out again and put him back on the guard

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