ROCKTHEWORLD314'S QUADRANT:
Muffin: What am i suposed to do what. OK how to turn on the piston what the frick? There's no way to turn it on from here. Also I dont know why i would want to turn it on but i still apparently want to
Me: Ok so im always like "i should try this quadrant sometime" but it was so intimidatingly boring that i never got around to it. but from what ive heard though its basically signspam, and "puzzles" akin to TOOP's worlds where he goes from one section to another in hopes that two random-booty signs somehow meet the requirements of the other :o
Norwegianboy: Which pronoobs seem to LOOOOVEE so its not weird they like that one
Me: So the solution is probably in some other random portal. So basically try every portal in the whole level... "gotta work eventually" ;D. But chances are most "forumers" will be like
Some forumer wrote:yeah signspam never seen that before
creative and original 10/10
Muffin: He said the roulette was fun wth
Me: Oh yeah i forgot that... there's also some signspam quests where you have to get a ticket card via luck portals and then once you got the ticket for ANOTHER luck portal thing you get a 1/20 chance of getting something good... if you fail then you have to go back and get lucky to get that portal. Oh joy, oh joy.
Muffin: yay punishment minigame for a puzzle i didnt even know about
SYNOPSIS: So yeah if you like sifting through signz and like a quote on quote *CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL* quest then play this one. Chances are if you're a signspam adorant and enjoy the almighty toop's levels you'll enjoy it though.
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THWINKT'S QUADRANT:
All you need to know is that the gameplay is guud if you ignore the cringey signs...
BUUUUT if you DO decide to read the signs, note that lots of the "jokes" and stuff he had were based off stuff i said in the past... like "bi-friend".. and that thing about "hii my name is degras but yo can call me alnemratak" which is totally ripped off from "dais" in my dirtale level -_o And also alot of the signs in general are just cringey attempts at being proepical~ "ex. dont fall in the cheez!"
And other parts are just blatantly ripped off such as the hook turds and hook mountain stolen from Hooked on Hooks and the john's mental degradation style rows and "town" sections. o_o But yeah if you look past the fact that majority of signs are basically crappy attemptz at proepicness the gameplay is actually kind of good. Also as a note thwinkt got mad cus i kicked his lame friends sooooooo yeah this world is in jeapordy of being utterly crapped upon without warning. :3
SYNOPSIS: Gameplay = good, signs/a few concepts = cringey wannabe + stolen ;3
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IPWNER'S QUADRANT:
Well I'm not one to judge my own quadrant... so I'm going to pass the mic to Norweginaboy! :>
Norweginaboy: "Its a riveting journey that ascends all mainstream demographics. Truly everyone will enjoy themselves here :OO
ok i dunno what to say im too tired
wait no. "a happy upbeat journey that hides a truly dark secret indeed )"
lool
"a secret deep meaning only upperclass statesmen will understand"
lmao"
That basically wasn't helpful in any way whatsoever, so i'll just describe the three parts of the level:
First part - epic story stuff
Second part - a cool exploration of how effects can be used creatively in minis
Third part - a building that trolls the player and builds on the excruciatingly deep story
Fourth part - open-world banjo kazooie style blue coin collection exploration land
▼if you want to understand the deeper meaning of the story
So basically at first you're just an innocent boy dreaming of oscars and jews and all the stuff normal innocent boys dream of. Then suddenly you're confronted by this person who says "can you lick the poo poo off my pee pee? hee hee! )" and you are pertrubed, escaping reality with "effects" (which resemble drugs such as certified chrystalmeth and maryjane) and on this journey of escape you enter a peculiar underground lab. After going through it though, you realize it is actually the house of that pedo who you encountered earlier and he had lured you in to initiate in premaritual buttjargons ( this is the plot twist, pretend you are amazed ). You then enter a house that is splattered in blood and the player believes that is the pedo's blood, and then you go through this weird sky land, and then, enlightened, dig yourself up into a hole. But it is then that you realize that in fact YOU were the one who died and that awkward sky land was actually HEAVEN, and you were the one killed (double plot twist). Then you fall through a sign that says "trypped" which tells the player that all of that never happened and it was just a dream, as you were, given the evidence, "tryppin".
SYNOPSIS: Basically if you enjoy fun original effect-based minis and being trolled by the creator in new and unique ways and an extremely interpretable/deep story and plot twist, AND you can withstand intial annoyingness and confusion at the start of the quadrant... play this!
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NORWEGIANBOY'S QUADRANT:
Okay... if you thought this level was missing that beautiful spark of classic ee crew personal torture and mental degradationwell here it is for you. It has everything - unfair level design, paths that loop and lead back to eachother, lead to nowhere, or give you a false sense of accomplishment, an extremely vague and unclear level goal, and even our own personal IGNACIA® Physical Training Centre!
So basically if you enjoy being tortured like in many previous EE Crew levels and a cool outer-rim and sane-insides concept than play this one.
SYNOPSIS: Play this if you've been craving down-to-earth, back to the basics ee crew style torture with a kinky twist. Chances are you probably won't enjoy this.