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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

One has 3 letters.

Illuminati confirmed.

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Onjit

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

5+5=10
2 words.
10-2=8
8-5=3
Illuminati Confirmed.

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Illuminati confirmed.

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Anyone?

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some woman

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Railroad has eight characters eight divided by eight is one one has three letters illuminati confirmed... (this works on literally any word in the human language and then some)

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Creature

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Tootsie has 7 letters.

Rolls has 5 letters.

7-5=2

5-2=3

Illuminati confirmed.

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Cola1

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Japan is the home of waifu

Your waifu is stupid.

Japan = ??
?? = 2 characters

Stupid = 6 characters

6 divided by 2 = 3
3 = Tri
Tri = Triangle

ILLUMINAAAAAATIII!!!

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Onjit

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

3 w's

illuminati confirmed.

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some woman

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

That weird triangle thing that obviously can't be anything close to the true form of illuminati has an eye
eye =   3 letters
illuminati
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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Has 2 eyes, 2 nose, and 5 arms, along with 3 sigs. Illuminati confirmed!

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Kangxp

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

apples is 6 letters. The word apples is plural form which needs at least 2 apples to work. 6/2=3.
Illuminati confirmed.
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some woman

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is 26 letters
6 - 2 = -4
-4 + 2 = -2
-2 + 2 = 0
the number 0 is a circle
a circle has infinite sides
infinite has 8 letters
8 is just a 0 wearing a belt
belt is 4 letters
4 + 8 = 12
1 + 2 = THREEEEE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Cookie has 6 letters and Clicker has 7 letters.
6 + 7 = 13.
Illuminati has 10 letters.
13 - 10 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed!
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Pingohits

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

A
Dog
That
Burped

^ADTB^

A=1
D=4
T=20
B=2

1+4+20+2=27

7+2=9

9/3=3

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Arceus64

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Block Crush
Block. Crush.
Block is five letters. Five letters is eleven letters.
Eleven has two ones. What else had two ones and involved eleven? Wait. :O
But I knew this. 9/11 was caused by Osama Bin Laden. Osama Bin Laden was killed by Seals.
Seals live in cold places. What places are cold? Cold War. Russia.
Russia hates Ukraine. Ukraine hates Russia. Take letters R and U...and we'll get to these in a minute
Crush.
Crush minus C is rush. C = Sea. Without the sea, we get rush.
We apply this to Rush Limbaugh winning presidency. With Rush, means no sea. No more seas in America.
But wait.
Sea = C. America without C is Ameria.
How many letters not vowels in Ameria? Two.
Let's go back to RU.
RU + two = RuRu. Ruru = Are you are you? Am I what?
I am what. Take last letter of what. T.
What else begins with T? Triceratops, of course.
Triceratops have three horns.
Three angles is a triangle. Three sides is a triangle. What's the missing link?
Link is missing the triforce. Needs one more triangle. But wait. 9/11. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11. Two ones.
Now Link has the triforce of three trianges and an extra triangle.
But wait. One more triangle. Illuminati is triangle. Triangle is Block Crush.
Block Crush is Illuminati confirmed.
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some woman

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Jumping is 7 letters.
Jack is 4 letters.
7 + 4 = 11.
1 + 1 = 2
Everyone knows that already.
Everyone is 9 letters.
Everyone + 9 = 10.
9 + 10 = 19.
19 x 19 = 361.
3 + 6 + 1 = 10.
1 + 10 = 11.
10 + 11 = 21.
11 + 21 = 32.
3 + 2 = 5.
Five is 4 letters.
4 is the cosmic number.
"cosmic" means "in space".
Wheatley is in space with the Space Core.
Wheatley is 8 letters.
Space is 5 letters.
Core is 4 letters.
8 + 5 + 4 = 17.
1 + 7 = 8.
8 is a recurring number in The Stanley Parable.
The is 3 letters.
Stanley is 7 letters.
Parable is also 7 letters.
3 + 7 = 10.
10 - 7 = 3.
Illuminati confirmed.

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Mousey123

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some woman

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Nicolas Cage is not a cage
not is 3 letters
lumnti

Fail Forums

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Creature

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Fail Forums is a Fail.
That was a double fail.
Double has 6 letters.
Fail has 4 letters.
Letters has 7 letters.
6+4-7=3
Lettuminati confirmed.

Squeaking pickles

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some woman

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

The pickles are squeaky
are is 3 letters
half life 3 confirmed

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Anch

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

That's almost like spiderman who is a spider + man. Man is 3 letters.

Egg salad

Elionelion

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

"Bla bla bla" has 11 letters.

11+Bla bla bla=11La
11La=Bla

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How does that have anything to do with egg salad

JadElClemens

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Egg salad is made of eggs, mayonnaise, and spices
Mayonnaise is made of egg whites
eggs - yolk = egg whites
therefore mayonnaise is made of eggs - yolk and egg salad is made of eggs, eggs - yolk, and spices
egg salad = 2*eggs + spices
salad = eggs + spices
there are three ingredients there
there are three letters in egg
egg = ingredients
egg salad is made of three ingredients
egg salad = 3*egg
an egg has two sides: the whites and the yolk
a line has two sides
an egg is a line
egg salad = 3*line
three lines can define a 3D space
3D has three dimensions
three
three = triangle
A 3D shape made of triangles is a triangular pyramid
A triangular pyramid has four sides
egg salad is a side
4-1=3
a triangle has three sides

illuminate confirm>

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GreenyMix

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

Gray clumps has 11 letters.
11Letters has pingas in it
pingas/11letters=16 letters
ILLOMINATEH CONFERMEHD

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Re: Illuminati Confirmed.

pingas

pingas = pingohits

pingohits is 9 letters
pingas is 6 letters
9-6 is 3

luminates conferm

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