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The Adventures of Fartman: A Story Originally by Devan Johnson

Before I moved from Great Falls to... well, my current location, Devan gave me this to remember him by.

Part 1 and 2 is the original story. However, if I wrote it word-for-word, it would be too confusing, since he wasn't a very good writer when he wrote this. I have "translated" it to understandable speech, so you can enjoy. Only one or two names were changed. THESE PARTS WERE NOT MADE BY ME.

Part I: The Beginning

              Fartman was a normal man when it came to work. But, whenever it came to villans, he is "Super Fartman". For example, if one was trying to rob a bank, Fartman comes to the rescue. First he drops a stink/smoke bomb. Then he secures the room. Then he captures the villan and farts on his face. Somehow it knocks the villan out . Fartman throws him/her in prison, then says, "Fartman saves the day."

             It was Saturday afternoon, when Fartman got a call saying, "Fartman! We need you. Someone has a girl hostage. Come ASAP." "OK, I'm on it." Fartman replied. He hung up, and whispered to himself, "I will save you, lady." Later that day, Fartman got to the house just in time. A cop standing by said to him, "You have 5 minutes to go in and save her." Fartman replied, "That should be enough time." Fartman went into the house and dropped a smoke bomb. He coughed twice. While he was securing the room, a man put a pistol to Fartman's head, and said, "Don't move." "I will not move." said Fartman. He then farted and knocked out the man. Fartman took the girl home, and threw the guy in prison.

           On Monday, he had to go back to work. Earlier, Fartman's boss called and said, "You need to be here in 2 hours." Obviously, the FartBot, aka fB3000, didn't realize he was rushing around and said, "Do you want an upgrade?" "Sure..." said Fartman. "I've already got it done. The fart-shooter here, goes on your arm. The fart mask prevents, well, poisonous, toxic, atomic and nuclear gas that may come from other sources."

           A bit later, he had already tested his fart gun on a person stealing a purse and was heading to work. He had heard there was a new guy at work, and to meet him he would have to come. His boss said he was 28, and his brother was in his 20-30s. Fartman wondered who he was. When he arrived at work, Fartman saw a person he had never seen before. He had a mustache and a green hat with a "L" on it. He was tall. "Where have I seen him before?" Fartman thought. Fartman went to his workstation and did some work. He had a message sent by his friend Ninjaman. This is what the letter said:

           The new person here is named Luigi. Unlike his brother, he can jump very high inthe air. He's not the fastest in his family, but he does have a large amount of speed. I hope you can make friends with him.
                                                       -Ninjaman

What does Fartman do about Luigi? You'll have to wait until I release the next part of Part I!

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Re: The Adventures of Fartman: A Story Originally by Devan Johnson

The new person here is named Luigi. Unlike his brother, he can jump very high inthe air. He's not the fastest in his family, but he does have a large amount of speed. I hope you can make friends with him.
                                                       -Ninjaman

Hmm...

Reminds me of a Mario reference... 1xd1