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Funny conversation by text

RJ: wanna go to the courts 4:22 PM
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Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just us? 4:23 PM
RJ: i guess 4:24 PM
RJ: i'll be back around 5:15 or i'll just text u when i get home and do u have a basketball cuz mine isnt pumped 4:26 PM
Me: my bike is flat 4:27 PM
RJ: we'll walk 4:27 PM
Me: BUT I DONT WANAAA rematch tomorrow at school 4:28 PM
RJ: k but just pump the bike or use your brothers 4:28 PM
Me: lol why do you want to go so bad 4:30 PM
RJ: cuz im SOOO BORED 4:30 PM
Me: play angry birds 4:31 PM
RJ: wanna use my bike orrrr we can get **** and use his bike 4:32 PM
Me: lol 4:33 PM
RJ: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE 4:33 PM
Me: its COLD 38 degress 4:34 PM
RJ: PLEASEEEEEEEEE 4:34 PM
Me: lol i'll freeze to death 4:35 PM
RJ: please just go for like 45 mins 4:35 PM
Me: ITS SO COLD OUT IMMA DIE 4:37 PM
RJ: 45 minutes!!! 4:38 PM
Me: lollolol 4:40 PM
RJ: 45 minutes!!! 4:40 PM
Me: i dont have a basketball 4:41 PM
RJ: pleaseeeeeeeeeee 4:41 PM
RJ: i do but do u have a pump 4:41 PM
Me: 45 mins is a long time are you sure about that it takes 4:42 PM
Me: 50 minutes to freeze to death be careful lol 4:42 PM
RJ: 30 mins just please goooooooo 4:42 PM
Me: 30 mins is a long time i might be tired 4:43 PM
RJ: 15 mins!!!!!!!! 4:43 PM
Me: now it's pointless! 15 min is like 1 basket... lol 4:45 PM
RJ: whats good for u then 4:45 PM
Me: i dunno i was hoping to eat some cheetos and lay on my couch thinking about life 4:47 PM
RJ: well you can go to therapy for that just gooooooooo 4:47 PM
Me: okay i'll go to therapy 4:48 PM
RJ: go tommorow 4:49 PM
Me: lol, okay bye! weather is 50 tomorrow should be good... mm cheetos 4:50 PM
RJ: k and do u have a pump 4:50 PM
Me: i lost it, it's probably far away with no home. we must find it!! 4:52 PM
RJ: your so right!!! 4:52 PM
Me: k bye 4:53 PM
RJ: k 4:53 PM
Me: NO YOU HANG UP FIRSTTTT lol 4:55 PM
RJ: k 4:56 PM
I thought this was pretty funny

Last edited by Rhythm (Mar 14 2011 2:55:26 pm)

Chewy

Banned

Re: Funny conversation by text

I don't get it.

Randomdude

Guest

Re: Funny conversation by text

neither did I.

Btw, here's one. I didn't record it, so this is what I remembered. I forgot the name as well.
Me: What brings you here?
???: Code
Me: What brings you to a level with the name 'Under Konstruction'
???: They usually give code
Me: usually
???: yes, usually
???: code?
Me: Mine must be rare, then
???: yes
???: now code?
Me: 1234
???: ok
Me: or was it 4321?
Me: or 0274
Me: or 2870
Me: or forty
Me: *$&%
then something happened but i cannot recall

Rhythm

Guest

Re: Funny conversation by text

Mah, It's my sense of humor, then.

lol

Different55

Forum Admin

Joined: 2015-02-07

Posts: 16,574

Re: Funny conversation by text

What about this one:

Noob enters level

Me: Hey, can you read?
Noob: Yeah
Me: It says, "Don't come in"
Me: This isn't a real level.
Me: I'm using it to make a mock-up.
Noob: And?
Me: I want you to leave because another smiley in THAT spot will mess it up.
Noob: So?
SYSTEM: Different55 kicked [noob] - So this

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Tudoreleuu

Guest

Re: Funny conversation by text

Here's another conversation I had with my -otheronlinegamethatyoucanbuildanythignin- friend:
-At SGU place-

Me: Hey!
Him: Ohai. Teleport me to you
Me: What?
Him: Do it.
Me: How am I supposed to do that?
Him: Like you always do...
-few seconds-
Me: You mean, bring you here by the Stargate?
Him: Yeah whatever
Me: I cant do that, now where are you?
Him: Teleport me to you!
Me: I can't, where are you?
Him: ...
Me: Where are you?
Him: At the base
Me: ???
Him: The thing
Me: ???
Him: That thing
Me: ???????
Him: ........
Me: Are you at the spawn base?
Him: Yeah
Me: Stay there, I'll pick you up with a puddlejumper
Him: ...
-a few minutes later-
Me: Okay, I'm here
Him: Okay lets go!
-ship breaks-
Me: D'oh, we have a control issue.
Him: Stop RPing
Me: I'm not, it really broke
Him:.............................
Me: I'll dial the gate
Him: . . . . . . . .. .. . . ..               .............
Me: Darn that's not workign either
Him: Now what?
Me: We'll have to go on foot
Him: Where?
Me: To the puddlejumper planet. We need to get a new one.
Him: ...........
-Dials gate-
Me: Come
Me: Come now!
Me: FREAKING COME!
Me: ....
-30 seconds later-
Him: Oh what? Oh yeah...
-He steps through-
Me: Come
-Steps in a puddlejumper and goes at controls-
Him: No.. OOOOHHOOOHHH noo.... I'm not going in.
Me: You want to drive one yourself?
Him: Yus
Me: Okay, so touch that gray block under the purple one then click on the purple one
Him: You think I'm stupid?
Me: No, but you need to do that to get a tool
Him: Whatever
Me: So, regen it after I take off
-Takes off-
Him: What's the DHD for?
Me: It dials gates
Him: Okay, I'll dial
Him: Wait, how do you use this ****?
Me: It's easy! -explains-
-Few secodns later-
Him: You idiot, I'm in desert! This thing is hard to use!
Me: I'll explain it to you by steps. First-
Him: ITS COMPLICATED!
Me: Let me ex-
Him: YOU FREAKING IDIOT!
Me: ....
Him: I'm out of here you ****ing idiot! **** you!
-He leaves-
Me: ................................................................................
He can be so strange sometimes . . .

Palm

Guest

Re: Funny conversation by text

This is one, -Kong-
Me:Hello
Me:I said.....HELLO!!!
*people still talking to each other.. finaly someone replys to me*
?:Hi..XD
Me:Hey, want to make a boss level?
?:no noob, i should never said hi to you.
Me:Tell me one reason why I shouldn't mute you.
*people argue becuase of thier level is trolled*
?:Ok, i would help, my last level didnt survive.
Me:You could use my great, I can save ever 3 minutes
?:Thanks
Me:But you won't
*he mutes me*

Pawlowic

Guest

Re: Funny conversation by text

Me:I don't get it
My friend: Me either

JadElClemens

Member

From: Colorado, USA

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,559

Re: Funny conversation by text

Here's another conversation I had with my -otheronlinegamethatyoucanbuildanythignin- friend:
-At SGU place-

Me: Hey!
Him: Ohai. Teleport me to you
Me: What?
Him: Do it.
Me: How am I supposed to do that?
Him: Like you always do...
-few seconds-
Me: You mean, bring you here by the Stargate?
Him: Yeah whatever
Me: I cant do that, now where are you?
Him: Teleport me to you!
Me: I can't, where are you?
Him: ...
Me: Where are you?
Him: At the base
Me: ???
Him: The thing
Me: ???
Him: That thing
Me: ???????
Him: ........
Me: Are you at the spawn base?
Him: Yeah
Me: Stay there, I'll pick you up with a puddlejumper
Him: ...
-a few minutes later-
Me: Okay, I'm here
Him: Okay lets go!
-ship breaks-
Me: D'oh, we have a control issue.
Him: Stop RPing
Me: I'm not, it really broke
Him:.............................
Me: I'll dial the gate
Him: . . . . . . . .. .. . . ..               .............
Me: Darn that's not workign either
Him: Now what?
Me: We'll have to go on foot
Him: Where?
Me: To the puddlejumper planet. We need to get a new one.
Him: ...........
-Dials gate-
Me: Come
Me: Come now!
Me: FREAKING COME!
Me: ....
-30 seconds later-
Him: Oh what? Oh yeah...
-He steps through-
Me: Come
-Steps in a puddlejumper and goes at controls-
Him: No.. OOOOHHOOOHHH noo.... I'm not going in.
Me: You want to drive one yourself?
Him: Yus
Me: Okay, so touch that gray block under the purple one then click on the purple one
Him: You think I'm stupid?
Me: No, but you need to do that to get a tool
Him: Whatever
Me: So, regen it after I take off
-Takes off-
Him: What's the DHD for?
Me: It dials gates
Him: Okay, I'll dial
Him: Wait, how do you use this ****?
Me: It's easy! -explains-
-Few secodns later-
Him: You idiot, I'm in desert! This thing is hard to use!
Me: I'll explain it to you by steps. First-
Him: ITS COMPLICATED!
Me: Let me ex-
Him: YOU FREAKING IDIOT!
Me: ....
Him: I'm out of here you ****ing idiot! **** you!
-He leaves-
Me: ................................................................................
He can be so strange sometimes . . .

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