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dg48

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Have you guys heard of Neuro?

For all those who deal with headaches from the annoying nubs and dorks on this site, or other life situations, I strongly reccomend these drinks.

You have a huge variety of these drinks:
NeuroGasm (Dark red bottle with silver cap): Uhm... I won't explain that.
NeuroSonic (red bottle): increase high level mental functioning: better memory, alertness and concentration.
NeuroSleep (orange bottle) (my personal favorite): helps promote restful sleep.
NeuroSun (green bottle): provide all the benefits of Vitamin D without the harmful UV rays of the sun.
NeuroAQUA: refreshing spring water sourced from the Californian Adobe Springs, and packed with vitamins.
NeuroBliss (light blue bottle): promote happiness and eliminate stress without affecting your energy levels.
NeuroSport (dark blue bottle): replenish the body during and after exercise.
NeuroTrim (purple bottle): promote healthy weight loss. NeuroTrim contains a special form of fiber known as Amorphophallus konjac, and sets a better desicion on what you eat.

This drink is revolutionary. I mean it. xD I wouldn't be advertising it if it weren't...

Although I haven't tried all of them, I have tried NeuroSleep, NeuroBliss, NeuroTrim, NeuroSun, and NeuroAQUA. These drinks work perfectly. I normally have such a difficult time falling a sleep at night. But by drinking NeuroSleep I knock out in less than 30 minutes and wake up feeling super good the next morning.

Plus this drink has a funky taste to it that I love. :3

Last edited by dg48 (Aug 12 2011 11:39:24 pm)

supadorf24

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

This honestly looks kind of scary to me. Drinks that hold that much power over your body. But that's probably just my paranoia.

Anyway, I'm curious: what flavor is NeuroGasm? c:

0176

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

Is this another thing that only americans (or britishes) know 'bout?

supadorf24

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

I'm from the US and I've never heard of Neuro until now.

TheGreenTroll

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

I call crap.

Nou

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

Seems like another scam to me. Placebo effect anyone?

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Bimps

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

If it works, I'll hug you when I find you're address *stalk stalk*

dg48

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

@TheGreenTroll Then don't drink them if you don't think they work. lol See if I care.

@Nou Like I said, the NeuroSleep knocks me out in about 30 minutes, sometimes less, sometimes more, but no more than 60 minutes.

@0176 I honestly have no idea. Sorry.

@Supadorf24 It doesn't take over your body. lolwut? And I don'tknow. xD I never tried it, but I'll let ya know after Monday. (date night ;D )

Tako

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

You know, there's a funny little box at the bottom of their pages saying:

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

So, they could be talking complete bull crap if they wanted to and get away with it.

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

NeuroGasm. loooool.
I think I'll have to pick up some NeuroSonic [if they even have it here] so then I can get my brain back from the summer.
Er, NeuroSun would be good too considering I haven't been outside for more than 5 hours my entire summer.
It might be a placebo effect, but hey, if it works, it works, even if it's a placebo effect. Mind over matter.

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dg48

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

You know, there's a funny little box at the bottom of their pages saying:

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

So, they could be talking complete bull crap if they wanted to and get away with it.

Yes, they could if they wanted to... but it's not, why don't you give it a shot and see if it works? Works for me pretty good.

Echo!

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

I'ma so pick up some NeuroGasm.

treejoe4

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

Just another placebo effect drink

dg48

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

@treejoe4 Actually, the BEST placebo effect drink I've ever had.

@Echo1 Who wouldn't breh? lol

Jeremifier

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

TELL ME IF THEY HAVE THIS crap IN AUSTRALIA MATE.

If they do, I'll never have to have ritalin again! 1bigsmile1

Edit: My swear got censored :O

Last edited by Jeremifier (Aug 17 2011 1:52:50 am)

Echo!

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

^You take Ritalin? That makes me like a zombie O-o

Why anyway?

Jeremifier

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

adhd.

Echo!

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

^ omg I did not know you have that, that explains your tamper some time.. Also how comes your aloud so young, they refused putting me on it"because I was to young"which is stupid. I'm not too young now,but I dont really neeed to go on anything.

But I want some Neuro Bliss!

Last edited by Echo! (Aug 17 2011 2:59:18 am)

Gamer1120

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

Just advertising I think.
"tries NeuroGasm"

Jeremifier

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

^ omg I did not know you have that, that explains your tamper some time.. Also how comes your aloud so young, they refused putting me on it"because I was to young"which is stupid. I'm not too young now,but I dont really neeed to go on anything.

But I want some Neuro Bliss!

It's not super-strength heavy-duty Mr. T style Ritalin

Chewy

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

So... it's a drug?

Jeremifier

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

Yey, I love drugs ^u^jks though

buddy558

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Re: Have you guys heard of Neuro?

I think I would be like anti-depressants, it messes with your brain, it uses the nuerotransmiters to send stored happiness strength ect, then it takes you on a massive down, I would like to see the science behind all of this, but for now, I think not to try it.