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Official Red Vs Blue topic (Halarious series)

Here you can talk about red vs blue and its characters and the fans that watch it.
The series is about a red team and a blue team placed in the middle of no where fighting. Its a comedy.
Watch it at redvsblue.com
They are one of the most famous series around!

My favorite characters
1: Caboose
2: Lopez
3: Sarge

Favorite Seasons
1: Season 3
2: Season 9
3: Season 8

if you haven't watched i must say you should
*warning it has much cussing so if you want to clean version look up red vs blue episode 1 clean on youtube*
it takes the goodness out of it though ^

ChaosDemon

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Re: Official Red Vs Blue topic (Halarious series)

Fave characters:
Caboose
Sarge
Sheila

Fave season:
Season 1
PSA

xXLegacyXx

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Re: Official Red Vs Blue topic (Halarious series)

Lol read this, its from red vs blue quotes its halarious

(All of Lopez's lines are spoken in Spanish and have English subtitles in the series.)
Simmons: No. You're doing it wrong, Lopez. Just gimme your wrench.
Lopez: "This is a hammer, you ****ing idiot."
Sarge: Now, Lopez...
Lopez: "Oh, God. Please, I don't want to have a moment."
Sarge: ...I know we've had a lot of good times together...
Lopez: "Don't do this."
Sarge: ...you've always relied on my guidance and protection...
Lopez: "You couldn't even win the fight with the teenage girl."
Sarge: ...but you're going to be own your own now.
Lopez: "Good."
Sarge: I've prepared you for the world the best I could.
Lopez: "You programmed me in a language no one here speaks."
Sarge: Take care of yourself, and always remember I'll be thinking about you.
Lopez: I'm going to erase every memory of you the second you leave. Just like I did for [FILE DELETED] and [FILE DELETED]."
Sarge: Nope. No words, Lopez. I'll see you again in a better place. Adiós, amigo, adiós.
Lopez: "Just go, you stupid old man."
Sarge: I'll miss you too, Lopez! Every single day! I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Lopez: "Less talking, more leaving."
Sarge: Me too, Lopez! Me too!
Lopez: "The gas pedal is on the right."
Simmons: Hey, Lopez, turn off your ears for a second.
Lopez: "What? Why would I do that?"
Simmons: Okay, are they off?
Lopez: "Yeah, they are off. That's why I can answer you."
Simmons: Okay, good! [tells Donut that they should leave Lopez behind if the vehicle isn't big enough since he is expendable and a loyal robot] Hey, Lopez, you can turn your ears back on again.
Lopez: "Click. Oh, I can hear again. What a ****ing miracle."
Simmons: See anything?
Lopez: "If I saw something, I would be shooting, dumb***!"
Simmons: Sarge, come in, Sarge. Sarge, do you read? Argh! Lopez! Dammit. Hey, Lopez!
Lopez:: "Yes?"
Simmons: Is the radio busted?
Lopez: "Broken radio. How come no one ever wants to talk to me about anything else?"
Simmons: The radio, no work? Call Sarge-o. Yes or no?
Lopez: "You speak English worse than I do. Yes. Radio. Good. Butt. Up yours."
Simmons: Then, how come, I can't, get, Sarge.
Lopez: "Maybe their radio is busted, Einstein."
Simmons: Can, you, fix, it?
Lopez: "Can I fix their radio from here? Sure. Because I am magic. I am a magic robot."
Simmons: How come, in all these years of working with us, you haven't managed to learn one single word of English?
Lopez: "I don't know. Probably trying to avoid conversations like this."
Donut: Simmons! I?m scared!
Simmons: It?s okay. We?re all scared, Donut.
Lopez: "I?m not scared. I made back-ups of myself this morning."

Last edited by xXLegacyXx (May 20 2012 9:58:38 pm)