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cr2000

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Life things

put posts about things you should not forget or do

like this

Last edited by cr2000 (Jul 21 2012 6:49:32 am)

Tachyonic

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Re: Life things

To look at this topic.

Zakleo

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Re: Life things

crap on your gcse paper = bad marks
bad marks = no job
No job = no money
No money = no home
No home = no gf
No gf = no kids
No kids = depression
Depression = suicide

LESSON: Don't crap on a GCSE paper.

cr2000

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Re: Life things

good one .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. keep reading .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... NOT

Last edited by cr2000 (Jul 23 2012 1:38:32 am)

Tachyonic

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Re: Life things

crap on your gcse paper = bad marks
bad marks = no job
No job = no money
No money = no home
No home = no gf
No gf = no kids
No kids = depression
Depression = suicide

LESSON: Don't crap on a GCSE paper.

You copied that from "Don't lose your pen or you will die"

Zoey2070

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 5,511

Re: Life things

The thing about that, is that it doesn't make sense at all. Just because you have no diploma doesn't mean you won't get work. Skinny isn't ugly -- in fact, doesn't the media encourage people to starve themselves to be skinny?
And also, just because you're 'ugly' doesn't mean you won't find love. That's just ridiculous. And is it REALLY saying that you'll have depression because you're alone because you have no children? Whoever wrote that has no idea what depression is. Regardless of children or 'love', you can still be depressed.
That image irks me, I don't care if it's a joke, I've seen it way too many times and it still annoys me. It says that you've got to be married and have children or else you're going to be UNHAPPY in life. That's like... I can't even think of the word for it. It's so old-fashioned, so... just ridiculous, that it's saying that you're going to die depressed and alone because you aren't married and have no children?! WHAT?

Ugh, this actually **** me off.

And to actually contribute to this topic, here: x

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N1KF

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Re: Life things

No Everybody Edits = Less Entertainment
Less Entertainment = More Being Bored
More Being Bored = Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = No College
No College = No Job
No Job = No Food
No Food = Starvation
Starvation = Death

Moral: Play Everybody Edits or you will have death.

cr2000

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Re: Life things

all very good apartfrom the one that goes

crap on your gcse paper = bad marks
bad marks = no job
No job = no money
No money = no home
No home = no gf
No gf = no kids
No kids = depression
Depression = suicide

LESSON: Don't crap on a GCSE paper.

by Zakleo

Last edited by cr2000 (Jul 23 2012 1:39:04 am)

tak4n

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Joined: 2015-02-17

Posts: 1,883

Re: Life things

No Everybody Edits = Less Entertainment
Less Entertainment = More Being Bored
More Being Bored = Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = No College
No College = No Job
No Job = No Food
No Food = Starvation
Starvation = Death

Moral: Play Everybody Edits or you will have death.

Play everybody edits = not doing homework
not doing homework = bad grades
bad grades = fail college
fail college = become a robber to earn money for food
become a robber to earn money for food = go to prison
go to prison = sexual abusiveness
sexual abusiveness = become murderer when get out of prison
become murderer when get out of prison = got to prison again...

Steps 6, 7 and 8 repeat until you die of old age or commit suicide.

So how do you prefer to die?

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Fdoou

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Re: Life things

Playing ee = having fun
having fun = learning better
learning better = teaching myself art
teaching myself art = no more crappy stickmen
no more stickmen = happiness
this is actually a true story, I used to draw excessively violent battles, now I draw other things.

N1KF

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 11,158

Website

Re: Life things

No Everybody Edits = Less Entertainment
Less Entertainment = More Being Bored
More Being Bored = Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = No College
No College = No Job
No Job = No Food
No Food = Starvation
Starvation = Death

Moral: Play Everybody Edits or you will have death.

Play everybody edits = not doing homework
not doing homework = bad grades
bad grades = fail college
fail college = become a robber to earn money for food
become a robber to earn money for food = go to prison
go to prison = sexual abusiveness
sexual abusiveness = become murderer when get out of prison
become murderer when get out of prison = got to prison again...

Steps 6, 7 and 8 repeat until you die of old age or commit suicide.

So how do you prefer to die?

01. Play Everybody Edits = Have Fun
02. Have Fun = Happier
03. Happier = Less Angry
04. Less Angry = Less Crime
05. Less Crime = Better Chance of President
06. Better Chance of President = (Possibly) Be President
07. Be President = Control of the Country
08. Repeat Steps 1-7 Until You Control all the Countries
09. Control of all the Countries = World Domination
10. World Domination = My Your Dream Come True

If I followed your way of death, I could just do 10 steps to have my your dream come true!

BorkD

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Re: Life things

Since when is Everybody Edits...

...
fun?

Kirby

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Joined: 2015-04-04

Posts: 4,311

Re: Life things

play banjo kazooie= find out about stop n swop
  find out about stop n swop= waste time
     waste time= less boredom
  find out about stop n swop= think of a video game concept
think of a video game concept= epic game
epic game= lotsa money

Garfield2436

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Re: Life things

No Minecraft - Screw this
No pencil - Can't do my homework
Less sleep - More exciting
Watching TV - Boring as hell
No computer - go to hell
Screw up on something - Ragequit
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tak4n

Member

Joined: 2015-02-17

Posts: 1,883

Re: Life things

No Everybody Edits = Less Entertainment
Less Entertainment = More Being Bored
More Being Bored = Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Feeling Like It's Not Worth it Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork
Stop Doing H*mework/Sch*olwork = No College
No College = No Job
No Job = No Food
No Food = Starvation
Starvation = Death

Moral: Play Everybody Edits or you will have death.

Play everybody edits = not doing homework
not doing homework = bad grades
bad grades = fail college
fail college = become a robber to earn money for food
become a robber to earn money for food = go to prison
go to prison = sexual abusiveness
sexual abusiveness = become murderer when get out of prison
become murderer when get out of prison = got to prison again...

Steps 6, 7 and 8 repeat until you die of old age or commit suicide.

So how do you prefer to die?

01. Play Everybody Edits = Have Fun
02. Have Fun = Happier
03. Happier = Less Angry
04. Less Angry = Less Crime
05. Less Crime = Better Chance of President
06. Better Chance of President = (Possibly) Be President
07. Be President = Control of the Country
08. Repeat Steps 1-7 Until You Control all the Countries
09. Control of all the Countries = World Domination
10. World Domination = My Your Dream Come True

If I followed your way of death, I could just do 10 steps to have my your dream come true!

Oh, so this is a battle between good and bad now

01. Play everybody edits = miss out on opportunities in life
02. Miss out on opportunities in life = Become shy, harder to get a girlfriend, not confident in life
03. Become shy, harder to get a girlfriend, not confident in life = become a nerd
04. Become a nerd = get bullied in school
05. Get bullied in school = try to fight back
06. Try to fight back = problems

Problems never lead to anything good...

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Echo!

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Re: Life things

The thing about that, is that it doesn't make sense at all. Just because you have no diploma doesn't mean you won't get work. Skinny isn't ugly -- in fact, doesn't the media encourage people to starve themselves to be skinny?
And also, just because you're 'ugly' doesn't mean you won't find love. That's just ridiculous. And is it REALLY saying that you'll have depression because you're alone because you have no children? Whoever wrote that has no idea what depression is. Regardless of children or 'love', you can still be depressed.
That image irks me, I don't care if it's a joke, I've seen it way too many times and it still annoys me. It says that you've got to be married and have children or else you're going to be UNHAPPY in life. That's like... I can't even think of the word for it. It's so old-fashioned, so... just ridiculous, that it's saying that you're going to die depressed and alone because you aren't married and have no children?! WHAT?

Ugh, this actually **** me off.

Indeed. I'm going to agree with this.

So that thing is pretty much saying all of us have depression? I mean just because you don't have children how does that make you alone? You still have friends, siblings, ect.