Corrupt a Wish

Dencc · 2017-02-12 17:46:20

Granted. It's a 2000 word long rant that takes up half the page. You get warned for spam.

I wish that it would snow more often.

Zumza · 2017-02-12 17:59:11

Granted. The snows in the dessert became a more known phenomenon.

I wish I was omniscient and omnipresent, and for the genie bellow me to respect my wish entirely without making any side-effects, side-conditions or misinterpretations.

Raphe9000 · 2017-02-12 18:33:34

Wish granted. Because I was not supposed to make any side-effects, side-conditions, or misinterpretations, you have been granted the exact wish. You are now everywhere, from the most majestic places to the places that make suffer so much that you wish you were dead. You are also omniscient, so you know everything. You know if there is a god, the lack of a meaning of life, the fact that your existence is just another useless spec in the universe, what's going on in every twelve year old boy's mind when he sees a girl, and everything else. Never has someone wished for such a horrible existence. Don't worry, however, the lack of side effects means that you will still be okay even through out all if the suffering you endure.

I wish for pure happiness of everyone on the planet forever. You can be happy when poor or when you have lost your mind. It's still happiness.

shadowda · 2017-02-12 18:53:42

granted, everyone one earth has been drugged to the point of near brain death. they hare mindless drones day in day out. they are happy. nothing else registers.

i wish everyone one earth had superpowers for a day.

Raphe9000 · 2017-02-12 19:27:21

(Hey, at least we are happy)
Anyway, wish granted. Because everyone has powers, crime has skyrocketed to such an extreme that civilization has been wiped out in one day. You specifically get powers that give you constant explosive diarrhea. Have fun!

I wish for nothing.

Vinyl Melody · 2017-02-12 21:04:53

But you got something.

I wish to know the last four digits of pi.

N1KF · 2017-02-12 21:15:16

Granted. You're disappointed as you release it's just four meaningless numbers of all things you spent your wish on.

I wish nobody has the desire to commit crimes.

Vinyl Melody

Dencc · 2017-02-12 21:18:03

Granted. The police department goes out of business and many people lose their jobs.

I wish that wild animals would be friendly instead of trying to kill you.

shadowda · 2017-02-12 22:23:34

Thenew428 wrote:

Granted. The police department goes out of business and many people lose their jobs.
I wish that wild animals would be friendly instead of trying to kill you.

granted, animals became overly friendly, leading to an increase of human deaths by animals as people were crushed, mauled, or poisoned by animals trying to be cuddly.

i wish you would have a nice day.

Raphe9000 · 2017-02-13 02:38:49

Granted, my day is nice, but your day is the worst of your life.

I wish for the next person to double post.

N1KF · 2017-02-13 03:28:08

Granted. I get a forum warning for it.

Raphe9000, Vinyl Melody, kubapolish, Dencc

N1KF · 2017-02-13 03:28:33

I wish I had a real magic 8-ball that genuinely gave me the correct answers to my questions.

Raphe9000, Vinyl Melody, kubapolish, Dencc

ASDruska · 2017-02-13 15:47:35

Granted. It only says no

I wish to be disapointed with my wish

Zumza · 2017-02-13 16:34:06

Raphe9000 wrote:

Wish granted. Because I was not supposed to make any side-effects, side-conditions, or misinterpretations, you have been granted the exact wish. You are now everywhere, from the most majestic places to the places that make suffer so much that you wish you were dead. You are also omniscient, so you know everything. You know if there is a god, the lack of a meaning of life, the fact that your existence is just another useless spec in the universe, what's going on in every twelve year old boy's mind when he sees a girl, and everything else. Never has someone wished for such a horrible existence. Don't worry, however, the lack of side effects means that you will still be okay even through out all if the suffering you endure.

If there is no suffer you can'r know what happiness is. I got exactly what I wanted.
I also think I'm the first to complete this forum game. *drops mic*

medeia · 2017-02-13 16:37:00

I wish to have thirty eight million dollars in my bank account on the feb 14 2017 at 12:00pm and In this dimension on this planet, And on this timeline.

ASDruska · 2017-02-13 16:59:51

Granted. The bank was robbed that day and only stole your money and later burned it all.

I wish my other wish was corrupted.

medeia · 2017-02-15 16:59:44

dollar

Dencc · 2017-02-15 18:31:29

Granted?

I wish for an infinite source of food.

Raphe9000 · 2017-02-15 21:58:27

Granted. Your infinite food is very disgusting and is already rotting.

I wish for anything.

ASDruska · 2017-02-16 20:31:37

You get anything but it's written in comic sans

I wish the next poster didn't press the submit button.

shadowda · 2017-02-16 22:52:20

granted. the next poster didn't press submit. a human being did.

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i wish you would corrupt this wish.

N1KF · 2017-02-20 19:04:27

Granted. You regret the negative results of your wish.

I wish I owned a house.

Raphe9000 · 2017-02-20 19:13:17

Granted. It's a small cabin in the middle of Syria.

I wish for a wish.

Freckleface · 2017-02-22 23:31:56

Granted, but you already used your wish.
I wish for no more wishes.

dcomet · 2017-02-23 00:07:33

Granted, they are wants now.
I want this to end

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