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Master1

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From: Crait

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,452

Weekly Noobs (retry)

- Week 2 is up.

- Hopefully the stuff here will cause some serious lulz

Week 2
Noob #1 (URBANMUSICDAYLY)

He never seemed to understand what the word "why" meant.

Noob #2 (EARTH - PEBBIE4 - DANNY99)
    -          -     
^----------I trolled a level and they raged on me :>----------^

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Week 1
Noob #1 (IAMDUDE)

^Now that's just sad^

Noob #2 (GCA)
    -           -       
^----------I thought that was funny----------^

Noob #3 (MOBON - I don't have a screenshot sorry)
Mobon: Want 2000 gems Master1?
Me: Sure
Mobon: Okay I just need your email and pass
Me: hmm... Can I test it on Master12(my alt) 1st
Mobon: No it has to be a beta account
Me: oh good it has beta
Mobon: ok, but it also needs a special smiley
Me: ok it has wizard
Mobon: No I mean like bird or pumpkin
Me: ...
^True story also, I loved how he made up stuff as he went. Just so he could get my main account. heh heh not gonna happen

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Post any funny noob stories that you have, I may post them in next weeks noob list.

Last edited by Master1 (Jan 19 2012 5:12:17 pm)

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Gaing

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

There kinda funny. The old ones were better. Lol.

smileyxp

Guest

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

The mobon one seems fake, but still somewhat funny :3

plat aka kingpooultra

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Joined: 2017-05-27

Posts: 3,873

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

I liked the old topic better, I didn't even crack a smile reading these.

Master1

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From: Crait

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,452

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

The mobon one seems fake, but still somewhat funny :3

It actually isn't fake it really did happen, a while back though. That's why I don't have the screenshot.

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Greenzoid2

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Do you think you could find the old topic and get the ones from there in this topic?

Onjit

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,709

Website

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Do you think you could find the old topic and get the ones from there in this topic?

This.

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GKAbyss

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

One time a shared account tried to get my account, and they told so many absurd lies :/
Indirectly they said that they broke the law, and almost everything they said contradicted everything else they said O_o.
Most conversations would go like this:
Shared account: if you give me your acc ill make you a mod.
Me: ok, but give me proof first, or you're not getting my account.
shared account: I won't give you proof until you give me your acc.

?_? they gave a reason for me to give out my account, but just refused to give proof and lost all strength behind that argument because of it.
It was really annoying since they would just keep asking for my account, not giving any real reasons as to why they want it, when I asked, and they didn't use spaces or spell anything correctly :/.

Not that it matters, but I like the old ones more

Monstar43

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

I remember how me and Nickoli fooled mobons who were asking for our accounts.
We pretended to be secret mods and having mod powers, but giving so many excuses to not show them. :3
It was hilarious. We told them stuff about how we had access to alpha, having an ultra spender, gold blocks, even having Chris's phone number. xD
The hilarious thing is that they fell for it.

Last edited by Monstar43 (Jan 14 2012 9:41:06 pm)

Deetz

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

GRRR I do not like MOBON!!!!!!!!! Once he was in his own level and he gave me the code, then he chatted me something, but I don't have chat, so I started to write "No Chat" with blocks, but once I said "no", he kicked and banned me from that level!!!!!:/

main_gi

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Next time...

[color=#EEEEEE]{{{name}}}:[/color] [color=#595959]{{{text}}}[/color]

Example:

GCA: All your accounts are belong to us.

And good n00b quotes.

Last edited by main_gi (Jan 14 2012 9:56:57 pm)

Haze123

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Joined: 2015-03-09

Posts: 1,691

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

IAMDUDE 1 is hekka true i was in the pokemon boss with him and other players and he's like my account:<a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="e682938283a682938283c885898b">[email  protected]</a><script cf-hash='f9e31' type="text/javascript"> /* <![CDATA[ */!function(){try{var t="currentScript"in document?document.currentScript:function(){for(var t=document.getElementsByTagName("script"),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute("cf-hash"))return t[e]}();if(t&&t.previousSibling){var e,r,n,i,c=t.previousSibling,a=c.getAttribute("data-cfemail");if(a){for(e="",r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16),n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)i=parseInt(a.substr(n,2),16)^r,e+=String.fromCharCode(i);e=document.createTextNode(e),c.parentNode.replaceChild(e,c)}}}catch(u){}}();/* ]]> */</script> password: dude. im like i dont think thats true...

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DylanDaSkater

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

IAMDUDE 1 is hekka true i was in the pokemon boss with him and other players and he's like my account:<a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="026677666742667766672c616d6f">[email  protected]</a><script cf-hash='f9e31' type="text/javascript"> /* <![CDATA[ */!function(){try{var t="currentScript"in document?document.currentScript:function(){for(var t=document.getElementsByTagName("script"),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute("cf-hash"))return t[e]}();if(t&&t.previousSibling){var e,r,n,i,c=t.previousSibling,a=c.getAttribute("data-cfemail");if(a){for(e="",r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16),n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)i=parseInt(a.substr(n,2),16)^r,e+=String.fromCharCode(i);e=document.createTextNode(e),c.parentNode.replaceChild(e,c)}}}catch(u){}}();/* ]]> */</script> password: dude. im like i dont think thats true...

Im Hoping You Meant Awhile Ago.. IAMDUDE Is Banned..

it40x

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Wow, Just Wow.

3mike231

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

I hope I never get on the list.

Fdoou

Banned

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Here is a conversation with me and Rein before he was banned. I would have reported this, but he is banned. Anyways...  
Lots of lolz with rein

Last edited by Fdoou (Jan 15 2012 7:27:11 am)

MrScaniaV8Super

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

The mobon one is lol...

Master1

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From: Crait

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,452

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

I'm probably the reason collle11 was shared :>

He started begging for my account (when he was the only one), and got me into a level with just him. He started going I'll get you 600 gems if you give me it and crap. So I taught him a lesson. I ended up getting his 1st then left. You can guess what I did after that

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John

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Joined: 2019-01-11

Posts: 2,008

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Lol, I remember the stories with Jobhoekstra, Dthanedjdsa. They were really huge noobs and they were shared, too.

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Bobithan

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,476

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

I forget what the conversation was before it happened, but I'm pretty sure it was me criticizing his stair level

The funniest thing is his username

Last edited by Bobithan (Jan 15 2012 1:00:55 pm)

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linkz0rs

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

all this person does is complain -.-

smileyxp

Guest

Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Lol ^

Wolf exile1

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

Wolfexile: lul master is nub

There. I sign wolfexile to be on the noob list

main_gi

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

http://linkstechblog.com/EE-noob.jpg

all this person does is complain -.-

Apparently you don't have a single taste in music.

Edit: More!

Last edited by main_gi (Jan 16 2012 8:04:59 pm)

scienceguyz

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Re: Weekly Noobs (retry)

I'm so lucky

I have lit pumpkin

Finally Tyler shuts up.

Last edited by scienceguyz (Jan 19 2012 10:51:06 am)