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A lot of people I've talked to had stories of box minigames, boss to code, and roleplaying. Not me. Mine is quite the opposite.
Backstory.
My world has a bit of a gem problem. The Guardians relied on me to snitch a list of about 200 smiles in my world, who are likely to be on gems, because I sold stolen ones to them for cheap. We had an assembly where the Guardian came in giving a lecture, and said he would have no problem coming back and banning people. He said he wanted to give us a chance to try and fix the problem, before he resorted to kicking. That was a month or two ago.
4-20 rolls aroung. I'm in my row 2 box minis. Someone comes over the SYSTEM and says, "SYSTEM* Attention! We are going to go into our lockdown drill!"
For those of you that don't know what a lockdown drill is: it's where you switch to ninja smiley, and make it seem like no one is in the world. We do this when there's a hacker or someone who posses a threat to smiles and gods.
Everyone was sorta panicked. When we have drills, we are told about them ahead of time. Well, not even the gods knew about this one. Then they said, "All smiles are too put their potion bags and other property in the lobby."
Ha. You almost had us. This isn't a lockdown... this is a gem search!
Guardians bring in a bunch of bots and they start sniffing our potions, our energy tanks, etc. Some people start getting worried, because well... they know they probably have gens. One girl was found with some codes for 50,000 gems that I sold her for cheap, because I got them for free LOL. (Source: Master1). So she got banned.
They weren't done though, then they started searching the home worlds. Searching top lobby levels they only found one person. And they suposedly had 200 people who do gems. Their list looks like horse kisses :^) now.
So they do that horse kisses :^) thing where they say, "I smell it" or the "The bot smells it" and the bot is having a hard time, because it's speed control. Yeah, that's horse kisses :^).
They start pulling "random" smiles, from the list, out to there home world for searching. To begin with, I'm pretty sure this is an illegal search. They called out a lot of smiles. Only one more person was arrested. And I guess he had a diamond in his car, w/e tf that is. I guess it's residue. Still illegal though. That wasn't good enough. One of my close friends was called out, and they tried to get him to admit to it. They said they could smell gems from his car... while it was closed. They started picking up dirt from his floor mats and told him it was diamonds (trying to get him to say it was). It was just brown brick blocks.
Only two people arrested today... but we have 200 people on gems. I would know, because I am rich because of them.
10/10 Guardians, I saw 2 people this morning doing gems in their home worlds and neither were searched.
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