Valentine Poems

Shadow · 2015-02-17 15:25:01

tak4n wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
But so are you
But it's ok 'cause we're all friends
This is my poem
Now give me dose gems >:D

Lol nice one xD

Pingohits · 2015-02-17 17:50:11

tak4n wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
But so are you
But it's ok 'cause we're all friends
This is my poem
Now give me dose gems >:D

only thing that bothers me is "dose"

it sounds like you are taking some sort of "gem drug"

"now give me dose gems"

"dose gems"

"i does hard on gems"

Dazz · 2015-02-18 15:48:15

Thank you guys for sharing your poems they are creative and funny too bad it's less than half of what NVD got. Maybe he decides to share the rest.

Pingohits · 2015-02-18 15:50:44

mine was the best ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhham sandwich

Anak · 2015-02-18 17:14:15

Mine was something I'd written a while ago and put on my dA, called Necklace: x

You are on the end of my chain,
The gold dangling on my fingertips,
The locket against my heart,
As it drives through yours.

Pingohits · 2015-02-18 17:16:04

Anak wrote:

You are on the end of my chain,
The gold dangling on my fingertips,
The locket against my heart,
As it drives through yours.

Pingohits' Rewording:

You are hanging on a chain at the end of a cliff
The jewelry I stole from you in my hand
Hanging on my chest
as I puncture a steel knife through yours

Anak · 2015-02-18 17:28:04

Pingohits wrote:

Anak wrote:
You are on the end of my chain,
The gold dangling on my fingertips,
The locket against my heart,
As it drives through yours.
Pingohits' Rewording:
You are hanging on a chain at the end of a cliff
The jewelry I stole from you in my hand
Hanging on my chest
as I puncture a steel knife through yours

In either one, someone dies. o.o

goeyfun · 2015-02-18 19:51:24

When I first stalked you,
You looked so cool~
Then I found some clue,
That you loved mountain Dew**
I just found out I’ve been in love with you.

You’re the future of the web,
And killed EE’s ebb.
Your game is my love,
Where I spend my day and night,
Your decisions are always black and white.

But our journey shall come to an end,
And we shall only be friends.
As Ultra* had already gave me his true love,
True love is the gift we both possess
And it’s our soul’s happiness.

// My Terrible Poem
// Probably some Grammar is wrong but don't be picky on them

treejoe · 2015-02-18 21:47:20

roses are red
violets are blue
bloop you bloop

Pingohits · 2015-02-18 23:06:38

^ favorite of all

Sybil · 2015-02-18 23:06:44

roses are red
pubic hairs are brown

roses are red
veins are blue
my gun is red
just like the hole inside of you

roses are red
your face is blue
speaking of blue
you're dead from oxygen deprivation
now give me gems

Pingohits · 2015-02-18 23:08:55

^why oh why

Zoey2070 · 2015-02-19 00:38:36

Okay, I know it's Valentine poems and things can get a bit raunchy, but please refrain from swearing -- also, I apologize because I realized one of my previous poems had a swear in it, and we have no censors yet. So I'm not going to warn anyone because I did it too.

I've snipped some of the swears.

Also, these are great.

colon · 2015-02-19 00:47:55

Zoey2070 wrote:

Okay, I know it's Valentine poems and things can get a bit raunchy, but please refrain from swearing -- also, I apologize because I realized one of my previous poems had a swear in it, and we have no censors yet. So I'm not going to warn anyone because I did it too.
I've snipped some of the swears.
Also, these are great.

Makes sense. Wait, warn yourself xD

Pingohits · 2015-02-19 01:15:17

i tried reporting one of her posts but it gave me an error message

ch · 2015-02-19 01:21:23

ilerminaty hates valentine
i'll give you gems if you can be mine

Sybil · 2015-02-19 04:22:07

roses are red
some flowers are black
just like most of the people in prison

bizaro · 2015-02-19 08:33:20

Sybil wrote:

roses are red
some flowers are black
just like most of the people in prison

This is so racist, but made me laugh :')

Dazz · 2015-02-19 11:32:00

Guys, I don't want to ruin the fun but really, I made this for VD. poems from the competition not the trolling mocking day. Now, unless you have something serious you made ESPECIALLY for that competition please stop trolling this thread with swearing, pubic hairs or God knows what else. Some are fun but come on, I doubt this is the best place to do it. Thank you!

Sybil · 2015-02-19 21:30:35

bizaro wrote:

Sybil wrote:
roses are red
some flowers are black
just like most of the people in prison
This is so racist, but made me laugh :')

c:>

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