Presidential Elections- i mean... make a speech about yourself

SirJosh3917 · 2016-10-04 02:12:29

Make a speech about yourself.

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Vote for a president of EE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIp … w/viewform
Your standpoint on issues: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIp … w/viewform

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If you were running for president of EE, please answer the following questions in the post below.

Section #1 Main question that we want to know, that could be answered in all the lower questions

1) Why should we the people of EE, give our vote to you. Why should we let you govern EE?

Section #2 The one-sided questions that everybody asks:

1) What changes would we begin to see in EE?
2) Who would we begin to see come into the staff menu?
3) Would you change the prices on anything?
4) Would you make the process of unity faster?
5) Would we get name colors?
6) What features would you add ( Or make the other guys program )?
7) What smiles would you add?
8) What blocks would you add?
9) What worlds would we start to see?

Section #3 The backstage modding questions:

1) How would staff be treated?
2) How do we know you would not elect any of your close friends to the staff menu?
3) Would you be stern enough to deal with matters with some bias in your heart?
4) How would the updates be created, would you tell your slaves what to do, would you buy them a cup of coffee and have dinner with them, or would you ask them and not bother about it?
5) How would certain circumstances be dealt with, that have been unaddressed before?
6) How would you make the process of unity faster, would you give motivation, pitch in, tell the team how to program so they could pitch in, e.t.c?
7) What is your standing reputation with others?
8) What amount of gem changing would be needed to actually be able to pay the EE team, while keeping the players happy?
9) What modding skills do you have to prove yourself right for the top job?

Section #4 The skill-related questions:

1) What skills do you have that you think could help improve EE?
2) How would you further unity with/without your programming skills? ( A possible duplicate of S #2, Q 4 would be a valid excuse to skip this question )
3) What fields have you worked in?
4) How much experience in each field do you have?
5) Is there any proof of your experience?

Section #5 The personality-related questions:

This single question would make up for the rest of the personality related questions.

1) Take the Myers-briggs personality test, and tell us your personality ( Different Links: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp http://www.onlinepersonalitytests.org/mbti http://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-pers … ti-basics/ )

If you know that anything needs to be added, post below.

32OrtonEdge32dh · 2016-10-04 02:19:23

We already had campaign speeches and elections and the whole nine.

Bimps · 2016-10-04 02:30:00

death party. kill ee.

Pingohits · 2016-10-04 03:30:56

SECTION 1

Why should we the people of EE, give our vote to you. Why should we let you govern EE?
because i'm pingo **** hits, ****

eggs, everywhere

naked smileys, everywhere

it will be a perfect utopia governed by me and my alts, but i need you to trust me on this

we will rise against the oppressive society as one, together, and defeat the pestering parasite that sucks our blood and free will

SECTION 2

1) What changes would we begin to see in EE?
-redesigned lobby
-an enormous wave of fixes for tiny pedantic things such as typos, loose pixels, and UI bugs
-weekly contests
-a main campaign with 30+ levels
-a better community
-better daily rewards with more variety

2) Who would we begin to see come into the staff menu?
me of course, along with some others that are too irrelevant to be named

3) Would you change the prices on anything?
no, but let me tell you this, and this only

black friday would be a goddamn paradise for the jews

4) Would you make the process of unity faster?
i assume the process of unity takes quite a while; i will give them as much time as they want to finish it

5) Would we get name colors?
no

6) What features would you add ( Or make the other guys program )?
first off, i would make a poll with the most wooted suggestions and graphics

the top 3 winners are the new features

7) What smiles would you add?
more smileys that play around with the smiley shape itself, like the water droplet smiley

surprised there isn't an actual "angry" smiley, so will add that

8) What blocks would you add?
blocks that influence the platforming genre

wood, grass, ice, boxes, think super mario bros. 3

9) What worlds would we start to see?
an enormous variety of different genres, along with "omg pingohits is here"

SECTION 3

1) How would staff be treated?
with pleasure

2) How do we know you would not elect any of your close friends to the staff menu?
because i know for a fact all my close friends are immature and act like grasshoppers on crack

3) Would you be stern enough to deal with matters with some bias in your heart?
it is my DOO-TAY to rid the bias and deal with matters at a neutral stance

4) How would the updates be created, would you tell your slaves what to do, would you buy them a cup of coffee and have dinner with them, or would you ask them and not bother about it?
i would treat them like royalty; pamper them, feed them caviar and foie gras, give them a nice grooming until they are willful enough to start working

5) How would certain circumstances be dealt with, that have been unaddressed before?
understand every single point, every single fact, every single pixelated letter

address the matter with maturity, come up with a reasonable solution

6) How would you make the process of unity faster, would you give motivation, pitch in, tell the team how to program so they could pitch in, e.t.c?
the number one problem between staff and players is not enough interaction between them

as such, this calls for weekly updates on unity, even when nothing much has happened

this will give motivation to all of us, and what some may call a win-win situation

7) What is your standing reputation with others?
i am the pinnacle of human creation; the absolute tip of the genetic mountain

i am a perfect being with a soft, gentle heart and a mind open to every single idea

8) What amount of gem changing would be needed to actually be able to pay the EE team, while keeping the players happy?
this will not be an issue as my suggestions would bring a new era to EE, reeling in profits and the players' hearts

9) What modding skills do you have to prove yourself right for the top job?
none, however, it is a smart decision to start with a newcomer

if one stays with an experienced employee, there will be none left for the others

because of this, i will make sure all my new moderators are pure in the heart, all my new programmers with a mind as clean as a baby's bottom, all my new artists a blank page on their drawing board

SECTION 4

1) What skills do you have that you think could help improve EE?
art, music, social networking

2) How would you further unity with/without your programming skills? ( A possible duplicate of S #2, Q 4 would be a valid excuse to skip this question )
i will be the team mascot, giving them 100% all beef hotdogs and cans of yoohoo

3) What fields have you worked in?
digital media

4) How much experience in each field do you have?
2 years

5) Is there any proof of your experience?
yeah

SECTION 5

1) Take the Myers-briggs personality test, and tell us your personality
sure thing buddy-o

don't agree with some things; i do agree systems are pretty fun, and so is chess and boggle, but apparently i am precise and analytic

what the ****

no-ho-ho way no sir absolutely not you must reconsider your options, buddy-o

and thus concludes pingo's speech thank you have good day

Slabdrill, MBlood, Freckleface

MBlood · 2016-10-04 04:28:59

▼VOTE PINGO

Pingohits

Slabdrill · 2016-10-04 04:30:50

Thanks to pingohits for formatting

SECTION 1

Why should we the people of EE, give our vote to you. Why should we let you govern EE?
Because I'm a guy who knows how to do stuff.

SECTION 2

1) What changes would we begin to see in EE?
Better menus, more common contests, better campaigns.

2) Who would we begin to see come into the staff menu?
People like commanderkitten, numberkirbyfan10, (I'd say sensei1 but they refused a mod offer in the past)

3) Would you change the prices on anything?
Do campaigns count?
I'd lower the gem prices of everything purchasable with energy by 80-90%.

4) Would you make the process of unity faster?
Unity will be a lower quality if staff are rushed to finish, as such I will not.

5) Would we get name colors?
No

6) What features would you add ( Or make the other guys program )?
solitude potion, nonspreading curse

7) What smiles would you add?
User-submitted smileys that are good, such as something that isn't just a 16x16px circle

8) What blocks would you add?
Anything a portion of the forums community wants (vision movers/blockers, better world portals, etc) and any good quality graphics.

9) What worlds would we start to see?
No new types, but existing types could be done to a higher quality with what was stated in 6) and 8)

SECTION 3

1) How would staff be treated?
Give them time off if they need it, and without rushing them too much.

2) How do we know you would not elect any of your close friends to the staff menu?
What close friends

3) Would you be stern enough to deal with matters with some bias in your heart?
I try to treat people equally, even not being the president of EE.

4) How would the updates be created, would you tell your slaves what to do, would you buy them a cup of coffee and have dinner with them, or would you ask them and not bother about it?
Give some ideas to tell them to do, and help if problems occur while working on other things.

5) How would certain circumstances be dealt with, that have been unaddressed before?
After gathering enough info about the circumstance, do something that can be done agreed on by staff

6) How would you make the process of unity faster, would you give motivation, pitch in, tell the team how to program so they could pitch in, e.t.c?
help slightly, encourage getting it done, teach people who don't know how to help how to help

7) What is your standing reputation with others?
I like to think I'm pretty nice to a lot of people, but I'm not sure about this as I have not met (in any way) over 99.9999% of things capable of having a reputation of me.

8) What amount of gem changing would be needed to actually be able to pay the EE team, while keeping the players happy?
If people like the game enough, they'll buy, especially with the lowered prices for things.

9) What modding skills do you have to prove yourself right for the top job?
I've made a few proof of concept things in the past, but I'm not sure exactly what you mean by "modding skills" or why I'd need them to manage staff/the rest of the game.

SECTION 4

1) What skills do you have that you think could help improve EE?
coding (slightly) and the things people usually look for in a job

2) How would you further unity with/without your programming skills? ( A possible duplicate of S #2, Q 4 would be a valid excuse to skip this question )
See (2,4) and (3,6)

3) What fields have you worked in?
uhhh

4) How much experience in each field do you have?

5) Is there any proof of your experience?

SECTION 5

1) Take the Myers-briggs personality test, and tell us your personality

...wow that is REALLY different from my usual INTJ

and thus concludes 1234's speech thank you have good day

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