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1.Water will water water because water can water water, after water waters water, water will not water water because when water is watered by water, water can no longer be watered by water thus water can not water water. -me
2.If water is water instead of water or water, water will not be water but water will be water, if water isn't water but instead is water, water will be water instead of water, meaning water is not water or water, water is water. -also me
3.If i asked you anything about anything i would probably ask you about which would be for you to answer it which is anything i would ask you about if i could ask you about anything, would you answer anything i asked you about which would be about anything i could ask you about if i were to ask you about anything i would ask you about?