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Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

i'm gonna be **** if the actual scum team is Zelda slab and Task

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

its tofuu slab task kek

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TaskManager

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

gg
observing how y'all are so confident in your reads was very cute today
and i dodged a huge bullet, thanks ele for taking it <3

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Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

gg

Nonk looked way too sus

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

ILikeTofuuJoe, Kira, Slabdrill and Taskmanager place the noose around NoNK's neck.
"Kill him!! FAST!!"
They release him and watch him strangling.
As the blood curdling groans and sounds of NoNK dies down, something strange starts happening in the room. Three of the townspeople start laughing in an evil and wicked manner. Suddenly there are sounds of ripping and groaning. ZeldaXD, Kira and ShadowsEdge look out in horror at what is happening.
TaskManager Slabdrill and Iliketofuujoe tear off the human skin masking their appearance, revealing sickly green and cold-blooded skin.
With his lizard arms TaskManager immediately reaches out and tears right through the ribcage of Kira and rips out his heart. He holds the still beating heart over his head and screams like a Moose in heat, whom has just triumphed over his rival.
In the sudden screaming and chaos, ShadowsEdge notices that Slabdrill has already removed ZeldaXD’s scalp and is wearing it at the top of his head like a crown as he fortnite dances on the table and performs strange ritualistic chants.
The terrified ShadowsEdge asks: "h..how can it be?!"
ILikeTofuuJoe approaches him. “Hyehye, we were right before your eyes the entire time. Now without any of your friends alive we’ll FEAST on human flesh tonight!”
ShadowsEdge can barely speak as he stammers in shock.
“Taskmanager”, “Slabrill” and “ILikeTofuuJoe” all stare at him with hunger in their eyes. The ensuing events are a bit too R-rated for this forum so I'll spare you the details, but suffice to say. All of the remaining townies died horribly and...

The game has resulted in a MAFIA VICTORY!
Congratulations Taskmanager, Slabdrill and ILikeTofuuJoe!

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Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

"With his lizard arms TaskManager immediately reaches out and tears right through the ribcage of Kira and rips out his heart"

lol

Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Idk man, the more NONK tried to defend himself the more he looked sus to me

Mafia played this game well

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Dude nonk holy **** you were hilarious
Every post you wrote was ridiculously insane, somehow you managed to surpass Bimps!
Ez scum in the bag

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Yaaaay the game has ended

I like how shadow has been complaining to me about kira in discord when I'm not even in the game xd

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Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

it's honestly coinflip to play mafia without any investigative role(s)

because there are no proofs whatsoever and you have to base your suspicions on one's words

Norwee

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

DEAD PT:

https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/V4L2yGetmDk

MAFIA PT:

https://www.quicktopic.com/52/H/QwWZamh2Wy9n

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Scum Task flip

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The townies break down the door to Taskmanager’s apartment and finds him sitting in his chair. Peering back a little bit surprised. He keeps on sitting as all of the townspeople enter and look at him.
“My my, visitors at this hour? What could this possibly be about?” Taskmanager said calmly.
“Cut the crap Taskmanager, we know you’re the mafia. And we’re taking you into custody” One of the townspeople retorts.
“Come on now. Me... mafia? Don’t you trust me, fellas?" Taskmanager says with a confident shrug. “I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I’ve been a long time public servant. My goal has always been to root out these vile mafioso from our peaceful homes.”
One of the townspeople ignores Taskmanager’s silver tongue and takes a look at a box on the table.
Taskmanager instantly reacts: “WAIT! No! Don’t go looking in there. Have you no respect for privacy?”
The man who looked in the box instantly looks back and gasps for air, trying to hold in his puke.
Everyone looks into the box despite Task telling them not to do so.
They all cry out in shock. They find body parts. A cut off human ear. A nose. Two fingers tied together. Notes attached to the knots describe who they belonged to.
#PEACE’S FINGERS#
#KIRBYKAREEM’S EARS#
#MUTANTDEVLE’S NOSE#
They all look back on Taskmanager who has visibly started sweating and has a nervous look in his eyes.
“What the **** Task? What kind of messed up **** have you been doing?”
“Why do you have body parts of our dead townies?”
“You’re the mafia!!”
They all get angry and start shouting at Task who’s started shrinking in his chair. He begins stammering.
“C..Come on now guys… Don’t you trust me fellas?”
“D...Don’t you…”
Taskmanager’s voice instantly starts losing emotion and he repeats the same words coldly.
“Don’t you trust me fellas?”
“Don’t you trust me fellas?”
Taskmanager keeps repeating the words with a completely dead look in his eyes.
"Don’t you trust me, fellas?"
"Don’t you trust me, fellas?
Suddenly Taskmanager’s head starts spinning around wildly at high speed. It pops off and flies into the corner of the room while his body keels down from the chair and falls down with a thud.
One of the townsmember’s screams in terror at witnessing the spectacle.
Taskmanager’s disembodied head looks at them from the corner. Eventually it grows eight long spider legs from it’s neck region and begins to move slowly forward. It shrieks as one of the townsmember’s tries to stomp and kill the unholy creature. It pitter patters around the room quickly and climbs on the walls. Still screaming in a mocking tone: "don’t you trust me, fellas?" “Don’t you trust me fellas?” Just as it tries to sneak under the man blocking the doorway it is crushed by the heel of someone’s boot. Yellow crusty blood sticks to the floor where the remains of Taskmanager lies at.
One of the townspeople faints at witnessing this last act while the rest of the townies are trying to hold back tears from witnessing what their long time friend and supposed ally just turned into.

Scum Slabdrill flip

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Suddenly they realize what’s happening. Slabdrill’s face has been slowly melting throughout the course of the interrogation. Slabrill’s metamorphosiz accelerates as the townspeople begin to take notice. The skin of his arms, his bones. Everything is turning into a red gooey mass of nightmares. Organs are visibly protruding from the ever shifting and sloshing mass of what was formerly known as: “Slabdrill”.
The slab of flesh slides across the floor while making inhuman gurgles and the terrified townies are barely able to move from their state of shock at witnessing what their former friend “Slabdrill” has become.
One of them acts quickly despite the tremendous feeling of fear. He grabs the power cable that was hooked up to Slabdrill’s PC and stabs the organic mass with it. The electrocution is imminent and “Slabdrill” makes strange burping sounds of what can only be described as barely audible screaming as if someone is drowning. The mass instantly loses its purpose and turns into simply blood and gore that sticks to the floor, alive no more.

Scum ILikeTofuuJoe flip

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The human skin drying off from ILikeTofuuJoe’s crusty face suddenly reveals what lies under. A sickly green colour like that of iguana lizard. His true form of a lizard face shows itself gradually as he raises his hands, revealing them to have become monstrous claws. He instantly tries to swipe and stab one of the town members but misses just as it is dodged.
“Hehehehe, i’ll kill all of ya. I’ll destroy all of you puny humanssss!” He says with his lizard tongue coming out of his mouth like that of a snake.
But all of the other towns members jump him from behind and he is thrown down onto the floor.
One of the town members, holding a stake and hammer instantly pounds a stake through his heart.
Green blood starts flushing out from the penetration point and makes ILikeTofuuJoe scream out in agony.
He keeps on twitching on the floor, still trying to stab and kill anyone who comes near him. But it is too late, he begins twitching on the floor. Not before long he is dead.

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TaskManager

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

kira youre a huge scum decoy lmao
fr if i were town id vote you

also
bonus points to tofuujoe for that improvised bickering we had, it paid off with distancing us quite well i suppose
bonus negative points to tofuujoe for not reading mafia PT at all

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Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

kira youre a huge scum decoy lmao
fr if i were town id vote you

also
bonus points to tofuujoe for that improvised bickering we had, it paid off with distancing us quite well i suppose
bonus negative points to tofuujoe for not reading mafia PT at all

Cmon dude, if you were in my shoes you'd suspect the **** out of NONK, just look at him trying to defend himself, it was laughable at best

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

I told ya'll Tofuu was the safe bet, gg very funny reading NoNK and thanks for being a good host Norwegianboy.

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Luka504

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

I agree with Kira, if I was a townie I'd also think that nonk was a mafia because he was just trying too damn hard to seem confident to the point of lunacy.

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ShadowsEdge

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Aw man. Well I guess we were destined to lose today anyways. Both of us were determined to go for someone who was town, and it would've ultimately ended in mafia win either way.

GG mafia

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Also I managed to get Task and Slab correctly lmfao even if it was for the wrong reasons https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 41#p767741

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Town really should have advised everyone to not place their vote today until everyone agreed on a target because of the threat of a co-ordinated scum quickhammer.

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Town really should have advised everyone to not place their vote today until everyone agreed on a target because of the threat of a co-ordinated scum quickhammer.

i actually wanted to farm some town points by doing that at the start of the day but seeing how everyone rushed into the day guns blazing, i just followed along

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Hindsight is 20/20.

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Also the town deathtunneling was real in this game. I find it funny how NoNK bragged about making the town self-destruct in his last mafia game, and then he himself played a big part in distracting from the real scum just hiding in the shadows in this one.

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Kira

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

I would've immediately backed off from NONK if he actually tried to defend himself, all he could say was dab emoji, yo mama and ok boomer

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Norwee

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Another interesting moment was how close town got to lynching scum Taskmanager when he nominated himself, but then it got turned onto eleizibeth at the last second.

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

Also I managed to get Task and Slab correctly lmfao even if it was for the wrong reasons https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 41#p767741

I almost had a seizure while reading your read on me in that post lmao

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Re: Mafia 35 game thread [MAFIA WINS] (GAME OVER)

My favorite moment of the game was drunk Taskmanager.

Honestly tho, Taskmanager being drunk just made me think he's more town, because then if he's drunk he would reveal more stuff on accident, but he didn't so I just assumed it was more town.

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