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#1 2018-03-12 07:13:55

Rowdy refugee
Anonymous user

Illuminatu Jokes

Alright. For those of you out there who find Illuminati jokes still funny I have a few for you.

So the basics is to get a word, go on a rant on connections between that word and another word or number, to eventually get a three, one, or triangle.

Example:
Luke Skywalker is a character in Star Wars. Star Wars has two words and eight letters, two of which are capital. People sometimes say "Well that's a capital idea!". That is a quote. Quote has five letters. 5x8x2x2=160. There are 159 numbers before that number. 159, 59, 9. Nine rhymes with power line. There are lines in drawings. Drawings also means a contest where a number is drawn at random. Random has six letters in it. There are six letters in letter. Luke's name has letters in it! Luke Skywalker has 13 letters in his name! Thirteen is prime. One is also prime. 13-1=12. 12 is divisible by 3. Illuminati has three sides! Luke Skywalker: Illuminati Confirmed!

#2 2018-03-12 09:26:03

Taboo_tank
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

NO. NO. NO ILLUMINATI JOKES. NO. WE LITERALLY HAD TO CENSOR THEM FROM THE FORUMS. STOP THIS

#3 2018-03-12 11:58:36

President_rapper
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

Ew, god no.

#4 2018-03-12 12:15:37

usual kidnapper
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

r u ok

#5 2018-03-12 12:23:40

HeroicHorse69
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

I didn't know it was possible to go from being bored before opening this thread, to being even more bored after seeing it.

#6 2018-03-12 13:21:58

Refugee22
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

can we please close this


illuminati is dead already

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#7 2018-03-12 16:33:23

usual kidnapper
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

die

#8 2018-03-12 21:13:04

Kingly king
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

NORMIE ALERT NORMIE ALERT NORMIE ALERT NORMIE ALERT NORMIE ALERT

#9 2018-03-13 01:49:54

sacred_Schoolgirl
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

Triangle

#10 2018-03-13 04:26:51

Awful_animator
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

why

#11 2018-03-13 06:49:25

FiscalFerret
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

hi

#12 2018-03-13 07:10:50

Rowdy-racist
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

ok i got one, there is lots of triangles in pewdiepies office, that means= lumniatai comformed= that he lives with them

#13 2018-03-13 14:58:47

Dramatic-dan
Anonymous user

Re: Illuminatu Jokes

dumb anon topic != spamfest

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