Why do bad levels exist? [AH]

HeyNK · 2018-01-12 04:50:39

Abstract

Bad levels are the number one cause of boredom in everybody edits. Indeed, one will often find the top level in the lobby is a "bad level". While this is a subjective term usually, we can idenitify bad level design easily and so we will not debate on borderline bad levels but rather we can observe that yes, the top level in the lobby and indeed many more are bad levels not worth playing, or else just social hangouts. This thesis is not about the subject of rpg worlds. social hangout worlds. free edit worlds. But the real deal. The steal we can't see for real. Bad levels, that arern't fun. But they're all we got, and here is why.

This suggestion isn't meant to be listened to. its just the true, wisdom, that cannot be denied. the reason why ee failed. not really, but its why all the levels suck in the lobby now. which makes me not want to play the game. and it applies to you, too.

that is to say... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

This is your life. This is your EE. Listen to me. READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD MUTLIPLE TIMES.

READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD MUTLIPLE TIMES. READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD MUTLIPLE TIMES. READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD MUTLIPLE TIMES. READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD MUTLIPLE TIMES.

Act 1: A letter to our forefathers
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This writing is a love letter to the working smiley of times gone past, who once donned a commando hat and ninja garb, and made himself a half decent level, because it was good for society and he knew his place in life. He would make an investment to guestbomb that level, and get lots of plays for his wife and kids , and also improve the quality of life of the world. Some took jobs working at bosses to code. And the uneducated made and patronized stairs and easy minigames. The class, educated and decorated with degrees and top hats, have always produced quality levels, and this is no exception today. The richest and best always provide for society. But the unsung hero of EE, the and the . The and the have silently disexisted, both from reality and the collective consiousness, and from the lobby. The unnammed smiley no longer makes quality levels like he once knew how to do.

Act 2: Early Error, Setting Up For Failure (EESUFF)

I cannot write any longer without addressing the great unnamed evil that of which no one will speak: the moderation and administration of EE. First, demod zoey. Second, it runs deeper then zoey. The first mistake made in everybody edits development was committed by BenJamInsen HimsElf. He was never perfect. No king will be. *broods* This mistake was to introduce god mode to the game. You probably read this incredioususly, o reader. I will get to that soon. Next I will write on the great evil of the age past: the invisible blocks. The ones that appear when you touch them. What a damn pain these were! Only 00's kids would really get this reference, but the misuse of these were widely protested. No one was OK with these damn blocks. Thus, when they were used they were shunned. Realistically they never should have been added, but the damage they did was minimal because the commununity shared a strong moral and cultral bond. Thus it was never really a problem.

Benjaminsen left the game. Mrshoe entered the game. Nothing is eternal. *broods again* *drinks latte* *treats parents with disrespect*. The level quality decreased due to predictable factors, the shrinking community. This is not a secret and this era for the most part lowered the level quality by oversautrating blocks and therefore the working smiley was unable to keep up with the spam of blocks. Few actual gameplay mechanics were introduced and levels stayed roughly the same, though a new breed of non-level, the zombie level, made it's brief existance. This is the subject of another paper and will not be covered here.

In summary, the memetic hazards introduced to the public consiousness during this time were as follows: An oversaturation of bad blocks, and God mode. The former was largely a temporary malady, and the mass of blocks was eventually digested into the plebian palette. The latter was dormant, and would remain as a sleeper agent, that remained a friend until the words were spoken........................................

Act 3: Traitourous administration

Mrshoe left, and is no longer running EE. While there is some debate surrounding this (the Mrshoe conjecture)[1], and we admit there is no definitive proof of it as of writing, we will assume this to be true. A series of co-ordinated and scripted users of the community each seeking the ruin of EE took power. This topic may be locked and deleted. It is your moral duty to repost it. We are the minority and the enemy is in power. They want you to stop playing EE. They want to destroy it from within. Backgrounds are a liquid. Portals affect the passage of time. Ultimate fan 2 came before ultimate fan 1. Solid blocks can't really be explained. I am an illegal alt of Fdoou, who was permabanned by Haerdy123 (secret mod) for posting this exact topic. The lobby lags because it is mining for bitcoin. We have a limited number of smileys. You can buy the contest smileys for 20 gems, but no one knows how to. The postman is a recolor of police, which is a recolor of new years. The blue coin sound is not the same as the yellow coin sound. Magic coins were originally called <snip>. Hummerz5 is my alt, and zoey is my sister. OK, everything in that paragraph was false, sorry about that. But now we weeded out the mods. They think wer're a couple of misguided nuts. we can start to speak freely now. Really sorry. I just heard them listening in on us. I saw the second eye.

It is now closed.

Act 3, part 2: Traitourous administration

Iff the conclusion of the Mrshoe conjecture is true, we are living in times in which the administrators are actually trying to sabatouge the honest of eE. Note that I am now calling it everybody Edits, since there is editing, but everybody is now lowercase because of traitors. uhhhhhhhhhhh...

Oh yeah, so the admins added the endless pain campaign, invis portals and gravity and blocks, biggest mistake of EE because now it became easy to create cheap low quality levels. Here is where i actually start making some damn sense: remember, the mods are gone. I can speak my mind now.

A is not smart. He will build the easiest thing to build. And if the easiest thing to build is a sorta cute mario platforming ripoff, then EE prospers because it's fun. If its a boss to code because the population is high, the community prospers and builds thier reaction time skills. But if the easiest thing to build is a superhard level inspired by spikeworld HeliX(R), no one has fun. And I'm not going to stop saying this because it's true: the is NOT SMART.

He will stupidly place invisible portals and walls thinking it should be obvious to anyone playing his level. He tests his mini once and notices it is trivial to avoid said portals and inviis blocks so he moves on to the next. That was easy! But you are dead, stupid, and ugly. Probably a communist too. Because you forgot how to actually work.

Act 4: The sleeper agent

The is not smart. He won't understand that his level is NOT FUN. But he will never know this. And this is the climax you have all waited for.

GOD MODE KILLED EVERYBODY EDITS, AND NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING EXCEPT THE CURRENT (NOT PAST) MODERATION, BECAUSE THEY INTENTIONALLY DID THIS TO KILL THE GAME!

wtf??? who the hell??

no, its true. There are no checkpoints in some of these badd levels, Lots of fallback. because of God mode. Watch a noob-a** test one of his awful minis now-adays. He fails. God modes back to the last platform. fails. repeat. He doesn't understand the fallback. He will NEVEr understand his level is not fun. Conversley,

if you want to see if your level is fun or not, test the whole thing without using god mode.

IF you ever use god mode after failing out of instinct, its not fun. But the doesn't understand this, and by giving the smiley too much freedom he has chosen sin and brought us all to hell with him. This is what the moderation wanted all along. Among the entire staff, 2 of them are not freemasons. I will let you discern who they are. Hint, one of them is diff. The other should be obvious. The satanist/communist/gay agenda has infliltrated EE. not just the forum but the gameplay. What can we do? EE has no divine protection, we can't just hope everything will be ok. Many want ee to die, because they want closure. This is what the freemasonist infiltrators have desired. The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Effimacy is the fear of leaving pleasure. Infanitlization. Solliquity. Champagne. Affluence. Honistia.

Follow the money.

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Zoey2070

Minimania · 2018-01-12 07:32:12

tl;dr

Bad levels exist

mutantdevle, MadMagnum

Joeyc · 2018-01-12 07:36:46

Problem is, new people haven't been exposed to a good level, so making garbage is all they know.
After that. The garbage slowly piles up. Into a giant cluster of bad levels.
The ones we all know and love today. Most of the good levels you'll probably never see in the lobby, unless someone recommends them to you or something.

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#1 2018-01-12 04:50:39