Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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but tomorrow is today and today is yesterday
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try to crack the lock on the middle door by sticking your finger into it, or just ram the door out with the lamp
ALRIGHT YOU GOT THE LAMP YOU GOT THE SPIRIT AND YOU GOT FULL MEANS TO BREAK DOWN ANYTHING WHICH MAY STAND IN YOUR WAY
#0059 SECRET PASSAGE
YOU USE YOUR FINGER AS A MAKESHIFT SLIM JIM BUT IT KINDA HURTS A LITTLE. HOW DARE IT ATTEMPT TO HARM SOMEONE AS COUNTER-HARMFUL AS YOU
THAT SON-OF-A-CHRISTIAN-SERVER DOOR DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING TO IT AS KILOGRAMS OF RAW LAMP SLAM THEIR WAY THROUGH
Break a window glass piece and use it on the mattress.
#0059 ROOM
NOW THAT YOUR BATTERING RAM HAS DONE ALL IT CAN FOR THE WORLD, YOU PUT IT DOWN AND SET FULL FOCUS ON THE PRECIOUS WINDOW, A PRECIOUS COLLECTION OF SHARP JIGSAW PIECES, AS VIOLENT AND JAGGED AS YOUR CLEARLY BACKFIRED ATTEMPT AT PURPLE PROSE - FOR IT IMPRESSES NO-ONE YET EMBARRASSES ONLY YOU.
ALAS, THERE IS NO USE IN TRYING TO DISASSEMBLE IT! WHATEVER THIS WINDOW'S MADE OF IS THICKER THAN ... WHATEVER THAT DEFECTIVE WINDOW OVER THERE IS MADE OF
Use your teeth to cut the mattress
THE BLANKET ON YOUR CUTE LITTLE "BED" IS TOSSED ASIDE AS YOU PUT TO USE SKILLS YOU ACQUIRED FROM A LIFETIME OF BEING AN EXTRA-RARE STEAK CONNOISSEUR
AFTER A MERE HALF-MINUTE OF GNAWING AT SILK, YOU FIND THAT YOUR MATTRESS CONTAINED A VERY PRIMITIVE AND DESTRUCTIVE ALARM CLOCK
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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wait... something's not right...
oh my some man, a bomb!
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cover up bomb with blanket and put it to sleep
thanks zoey aaaaaaaaaaaand thanks latif for the avatar
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cover up bomb with blanket and put it to sleep
YOU SHOVE IT NICE AND SNUG UNDER THE BLANKET. MAYBE IT JUST NEEDS TO LIKE CALM THE DARN DOWN
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, IF IT'S GONNA BLOW UP IT CAN AT LEAST NOT BLOW UP IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, GEE
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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