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Jorc

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From: Petoria

Joined: 2016-03-20

Posts: 1,351

Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

RULES:
- Don't make insult jokes,gross like atilla posted (puke one)
- You can do like MLG,or something like that.
- Woot someone's jokes, If you like it!
- We can held contest of joke! (which jokes has most woots)

My joke is...
Donald Trump.

XxAtillaxX

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Joined: 2015-11-28

Posts: 4,202

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10.

▼POSSIBLY GROSS. DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

OK, so this family walks into a talent agency, it’s a mother, father, their son and daughter. The father says to the talent agent, “Sir, our family has an amazing act, we know if you would let us perform it for you, you would want to sign us.” And the talent agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts, they’re too cutesy.” But then the mother goes, “Please sir, if you just give us two minutes I know you’ll like our act.” So the talent agent says “Alright, ya got two minutes.”

So the family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points at the son who hits “play” on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, and starts puking on her face. Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth and the mother starts puking all over him.

Now the mother lays down on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts vomiting all over her.

The son takes the mother’s puke out of his hair and starts rubbing it all over everyone, while the father pukes in the son's mouth, until he gets vomit all over the wife, the son and the daughter.

And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes “TA-DAAAA!!”

And the talent agent he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, “Wow. Is there anything more you'd like to show?”
The son replies, "Yes! But first, let me post this best joke topic on the forums!"

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jonhvictor2004sonic

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From: An bra in Brazil

Joined: 2015-12-05

Posts: 444

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

TL;DR 1/10

Yo mama so fat that soccer players think she's a dressed soccer ball

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Prodigy

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From: The United States of America

Joined: 2015-07-15

Posts: 2,613

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

1/10

Zoey and Proc is a joke.

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Myst

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

1/10
The Boringest user is this crew is gp68, gp68, gp68, gp68, gp68 is awsome ,omg, this is gp68, LOL gp68 and gp68

this my joke

TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

ninjad by gp68
0/10

▼9/11 reference NO THIN SKINNED PEOPLE ALLOWED

why americans are so bad at LoL? they cant defend their towers

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Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10 stolen

iceland

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ZeldaXD

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From: Cyprus

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 1,539

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10 iceland is a paradise

▼Hidden text

- Why do jewish men have to circumcise?
- Jewish women won't screw anything which is not 25% off.

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TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

lol 7/10

anatolyee

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Anatoly

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

Not funny -10/10

maxi123

Jorc

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From: Petoria

Joined: 2016-03-20

Posts: 1,351

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

1/10
The Boringest user is this crew is gp68, gp68, gp68, gp68, gp68 is awsome ,omg, this is gp68, LOL gp68 and gp68
http://img.imgland.net/lciCT3-.png

this my joke

This is most funniest joke ever!
And most unfunniest joke (i never joking) is Atilla.

bgic

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From: The Netherlands

Joined: 2015-02-27

Posts: 499

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10

XD JOHN CENA OVER 9000 420 MLG PRO NOSCOPE HEIL HITLER XD LOL DONALD TRUMP SUCKS XD
Hi zelda

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guys help how to mark all new posts as read?

nvm found it lol

Jorc

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From: Petoria

Joined: 2016-03-20

Posts: 1,351

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

When we said something with omarabdulhaq. about PIDAR. LOOOL.
I said: Hi, my name is pidar pig! and my brother george is so stupid nubby that can't do tutorial 1 tier.
Father is big fat cucumber. Mom is big stupid no-brain baby.

LOOOL, that's my best joke with my friend omarabdulhaq!

bgic

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From: The Netherlands

Joined: 2015-02-27

Posts: 499

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10

JOHN CENA DID A 720 NO SCOPE TO HITLER WHO GASSED JEWS WHILE FIGHTING VEGETTA OVER 9000 SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY 420 XDXDXD SIEG HAIL XDXD IT'S JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA! NANANANANANANANANAAAA!!

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nvm found it lol

Bobithan

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,476

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10

moved to forum games xD

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Schlog

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10

everybody edits

TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10

this forum game

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Prodigy

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

-5/10

Life

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Xfrogman43

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From: need to find a new home

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10
0/10

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Slabdrill

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Joined: 2015-08-15

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10

your best jokes!

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Luka504

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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it

Joined: 2015-02-19

Posts: 2,934

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10 not even a joke.
Ok im gonna tell you an actual one.

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A guy with a lamb decided to stay at a hotel overnight.
The hotel made him keep the lamb outside the hotel however.
The man went to the reception, got the key to his room, went to his room and just fell asleep on the floors.
The next day he went back to the reception to pay for his stay, but the receptionist charged him 60$ for the one stay.
When the man asked why the room was so expensive, the receptionist replied:
- Well the room itself was 10$ a night, then another 10$ for the furniture.
- But i never used the furniture, i slept on the floor.
- But you could have used it. Then theres another 20$ for the minibar.
- I never used the minibar!
- But you could have used it.
- Then another 20$ for the pool.
- I didnt even see a pool in this hotel.
- But you could have used it. And another 10$ for using the elevator.
- I never used the elevator. Also why do i pay for the elevator?
- But you could have used the elevator.
- Ok fine, but you owe me 60$ for ****ing my lamb last night.
- What?? I never touched it.
- But you could have.

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TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

tl;dr 0/10

diff55

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Schlog

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Joined: 2015-07-21

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

0/10 not even a joke.
Ok im gonna tell you an actual one.

▼Hidden text

A guy with a lamb decided to stay at a hotel overnight.
The hotel made him keep the lamb outside the hotel however.
The man went to the reception, got the key to his room, went to his room and just fell asleep on the floors.
The next day he went back to the reception to pay for his stay, but the receptionist charged him 60$ for the one stay.
When the man asked why the room was so expensive, the receptionist replied:
- Well the room itself was 10$ a night, then another 10$ for the furniture.
- But i never used the furniture, i slept on the floor.
- But you could have used it. Then theres another 20$ for the minibar.
- I never used the minibar!
- But you could have used it.
- Then another 20$ for the pool.
- I didnt even see a pool in this hotel.
- But you could have used it. And another 10$ for using the elevator.
- I never used the elevator. Also why do i pay for the elevator?
- But you could have used the elevator.
- Ok fine, but you owe me 60$ for ****ing my lamb last night.
- What?? I never touched it.
- But you could have.

the price of those hotel things adds up to $70

0/10

rating 0/10 on everything because you think you're funny

Anatoly

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Re: Post your best jokes! And judge people's jokes (0/10)

Above:  0/10 Where's the joke!

lol 7/10

anatolyee

Best joke ever !
Stand by!