Dear Chris,

STD · 2015-11-02 21:14:39

Dear Chris,

I went to the shops today and saw that you are advertising Everybody Edits, You said I want pancakes not smileys. then someone gave you a pancake, and said "Improve Everybody Edits, or i will kill you." You were surprised because you saw a player of you game. Then out of nowhere bananas, you ignored them and went back to your home. Then you took Spencer Pootis out of the house and took it back to examine it with a BOMB.

*BOOM!!* the item exploded. then few years later, I heard the news that you were removing Minecraft by crashing the whole site, but Notch said "I will stop him by advertising on his site, so he will have to deal with Richard Stallman and Freedom?." However, you ignored them and continues crashing Minecraft. Then a lot of MC player came to you house with a diamond sword to kill you. You were playing Kirby Super Star Ultra. when they broke your NDS, you cried and killed their Charged Creeper, which exploded you. Then the world explodes, leaving you with Wheatly and the space core.

You ended up falling from a giant cake of death.However, you didn't die. You transformed into an angel and got out of the cake. Then you killed your mother and you father with a muffin! and ate the muffin after you kill them. Then you said: ''I'm an idiot'' Then I came to your angel spirit in heaven and killed your angel spirit.

One time, I tried to kill you because you ruined EE because you accept the bots.

Then the world exploded. Ha! It implodes back to normal, avast Chris' booty (do she got it?)! He actually plays Kirby Super Star Ultra! But he threw it away and got it back FOREVER but he destroyed it FOREVER.

Noobs opened a black-hole up and Kirby Games flew out and ate a strawberry sidewalk.

I got Kirby Super Star but it broke. Flying Smileys invaded Everybody Edits and destroyed all the moderators by trolling their best stairs run the high cool and mined some redstone with hands and got Kirby Games to eat GamingGuy and tortilla monsters. Giant cookies blew all the Kirby Games...OH NOES! IT'S HAMMER TIME, MOTHER[BLEEP]ERS! THE KIRBY GAMES ARE DOOMED - I'M GONNA CRY NOW MOMMA.

I fell into sewers then I did a barrel roll. T'was an epic barrel roll, but Chris told me that he likes apple pie. I saw Sewer Jack and ran away because Toby ate cake and yelled, "THE CAKE WAS A NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!" There was an explosion and the cake was a lie. My fried chicken exploded too. I got sad after that and so I built taco trucks. But the tacos were laxatives. I found my way out, but the cookie was a GIANT LADYBUG! I realized that a cookie does not move.

I went to the mall, and then a cow fell on me. I called the doctor because I got a cow pie stuck in my ear. The only cure was Superpills. The doctor accidentally gave me a Hair-loss pill. My head was insulted by many bullies. He got so sad that he ate Taco Bell for 3 1/3 months. Then he ate GamingGuy's flower tortilla after doing barrel rolls. I went to Sheepyland but all the pies that came out of the cow died and the police thought that they were confused. The police arrested him and went to the Funny Farm. He stayed for OVER NINE-THOUSAND YEARS LOL LOL

You were playing Kirby Super Star Ultra. when they broke your NDS, you cried and killed their Charged Creeper, which exploded you. Then the world explodes, leaving you with wheatly and the space core but then space starts to collapse on itself and with no other choice you begin to say sorry to Notch and jump off a really high diving board and land into Nyan Cat's poop, filled with rainbows.

I ate a banana that turned into a creeper in my stomach. I exploded and everybody ate my blood. How is that possible you can't eat blood. W O O O W. That is a very interesting fact so interesting on Everybody Edits everyone made pictures of me saying that quote in real life. But then I pressed a button on banana and then Missingbana. I killed it with my Missingaple. Missingaple and missingpineapple teamed up with the BWAB. They destroyed something very, very, very, unnecessary.

The unnecessary "thing" was gregregreg. But then gregregreg was revived. Gregregreg posted before revived, soaconfusingparadoxconfusedtheuniverseanditdisappeared. And the whole universe endedalongwiththisgamesosomeonebetterstartanewparagraphbecausethiswordisgettingreallylongtheend. A Nintendo DS appeared along with a wish of a banana. But it was really a missingaple. People have to stop making refrences to other games or else Benjaminsen will be a missingben. I like trains.

A wild WhyshouldI appeared! His trainer thought we should actually talk about Chris instead of MrShoe and his unnecessary andexceedinglylotofupdates. We agreed with the trainer, and wrote a letter to Chris. ThereWe put something, it was a hill. Everyone tried to take over it but ended up being Some Man who had it. He had it forever. OMG NEWS FLASH FOREVER NOW MEANS HALF A NANO SECOND EVERYONE TAKE OUT YOUR PITCHFORKS AND OMG NEWS FLASH FOREVER NOW MEANS UNTIL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE EVERYONE PUT BACK YOUR PITCHFORKS AND OMG ANOTHER NEWS FLASH "THE UNIVERSE" NOW MEANS A SECOND. PICK UP YOUR PITCHFORKS AND LETS GO OMG NEWS FLASH I HATE THESE NEWS FLASHES PICK UP YOUR PITCHFORKS AND STAB THE CREATOR OF THIS NEWS FLASH IN THE DOUGHNUTS OMG THAT WOULD HURT

The newsperson, who was Chris, said the cake was a true fact. Everybody went crazy. Then they stabbed his doughnut. He then rode on Nyan Cat to fly another CheeseCookie. Everybody should read the secondsentence of the original post. A Wild Magby appeared! YOU SAID FOURWORDS NOT FIVE. Fine, A WILD MAGBY APPEARED! A WILD CREEPER APPEARED! "BOOM!"

After the explosion, you feel so weak, you can barely see the face of another person. The person tells you that he baked you a pie. You weakly reply "...A pie? What flavor?" The person says that it is pie flavor. A pie pops out of the pie and hits him in the face. He gets so angry that he throws cheese at some man and eats combustible lemons. The combustible lemons hit a person saying OMF NEWS FLASH. It was Slenderman. YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME.

I did not screw up, because Slenderman now means chocolate milk. Logic is unlogical, because Slenderman is not a type of milk. Slender man is now a milk, because I said so. The chocolate milk blew up. Then we saw a white person in a suit with no eyes or mouth. He said his name was Slanderman, and he was going to kill us. WRONG! LOLOLOLOL A NOOB HAS BEEN DETECTED OMG NOW YOU MUST EAT BABIES. But instead I ate you. And that was quite gross. And quite satisfying because you are very annoying and you cut a hole in my stomach to escape.

I was really bored, so I went to the shops today and saw you (Chris) advertising Everybody Edits. And I was like askingifyouwererealandyousaidyesiandithenaskedwhyunoupdategamechrisandyouwerelikeuhhhandisaidmrshoeisruiningourga
meandyousadiokiwillupdatethegame. Wow, everything shortened fast but awesomenessgood is going to have to stop making everything code and editing the message or else I'll kill him. In fact, I killed him today when I accidentally stepped on him. I thought he was an ant so I flicked him off my awesome face shoe and he landed on a can of noob repellent, so he died. Well that's taken care of, so let's start another paragraph.

Wow, this letter has gotten so crazy, offtopic and most of all long, so much that we can never talk about Chris ever again. Who's Chris? I think we have a case of Slendeanamnesia. OMG THIS IS BAD WE NEED TO SOUND THE ALARMS. BWWBWWBWWBWWBWWBWWBWW STOP IT STUPIDBOT POUND THE ALARM! I ALREADY POUNDED THE ALARM ON STUPIDBOT

Stupidbot was deleted because itwasuseless. Lol that's great because at least I didn't create NUBBOT. That was so crazy, a black hole spewed out Probot. He pwnd Stupidbot, and NoobPwnisher was not needed, okay. OMG PARADOX EVRYONE EVAAUATE DND FONT OVSEDJDOW OSHCKAK OR XELS ATOU WILL ZKE.

Am I understood? Nubbot was not programmed to understand things. So then I flipped Levelbuilder's coffee so it landed in my awesome expensive jeans. I was so angry, I punched a creeper, and I was like OMG RUUUUUN!!! Harry Potter ate cow pies. The cow pies exploded the creeper, and then Harry Potter used Stupefy on Levelbuilder to knock him out. LevelBuilder0728 died from magical spells. One does not simply use magic spells on the server, so the server banned Harry Potter. So, Ron drove into server and a wild Enderman appeared and ate Ron and died. But then random Harry Potter fans came and started quacking. "QUACK QUACK". "Out of my server, idiots." said the legendary Bill33 with his banhammer. "I don't think so!" said the Wall of Flesh. Damn, I shouldn't have thrown that useless voodoo doll in lava. That's why I took bananas, with them we killed them

Chris. Come back. THE HARRY POOTTER FANS ARE HER. COE ME BACL

Schlog · 2015-11-02 21:37:38