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Xpo20

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THE JOKE OFF

This is a contest for the people trying to become the funniest person on this website. SIGN UP NOW! 8 PEOPLE EACH SEASON!
RULES:
1. You must post 3 jokes in your reply IF you're a contestant.
2. If the voting's closed you can still vote for who you like best.
3. You CAN forfeit if your busy, or the jokes that the other person posted practically killed your chances.
4. The deadline to post your jokes is 3 days after your on a spot.
5. If you're a contestant, you CAN'T change your jokes if you've already posted them.
I will pick numbers out of a box with all the numbers in it. If you lose a round, your number is taken out of the box until the Second Season. That is, if you sign up for Season 2.

ROUNDS, PHASES, AND CONTESTANTS:
(? means nothing, just nothing. ! meams that someone has been put on that spot, but until we get all contestants we cannot announce)
BEGINNING:

ROUND 1: ? Vs. ?

ROUND 2: ? Vs. ?

ROUND 3: ? Vs. ?

ROUND 4: ? Vs. ?

SEMI-FINALS:

ROUND 1: Winner of Round 1 Vs. Winner of Round 2.

ROUND 2: Winner of Round 3 Vs. Winner of Round 4.

FINAL ROUND: Winners of the Semi-Finals in an all out battle of jokes.
SIGN UP NOW!

FMaster

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Re: THE JOKE OFF

I think forum games must be simple...

Xpo20

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

-A game cannot promote spamming (e.g. "Count to 1,000,000")
-Games must have decent and complete instructions in the first post
-If a game is already going, don't start another of the same game

Nope, nothing about that.

Snackfast

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Re: THE JOKE OFF

I only have inappropriate funny jokes...

Shesiressu

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

I don't know what's the point of this thread.

Xpo20

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Its a contest to prove who's the funniest on the site.

SmileyPwnster

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Me. Just, me. No question about it. Got it?:D:D:D:D:D

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

I've got to post in this thread, like, NOW.

I think of my self slightly funny (about 6.5/10 on the Laugh Meter) but not funny enough for me to join.

SmileyPwnster

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

I'm pretty good at puns.

...That's basically it.

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Then why not join?

Advancé

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Oh i wanna join...

SmileyPwnster

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

I'm not that good, like, with all those 'other' jokes, just puns.

...Right now I can't think of any. It must be late.

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck Chuck Norris chucking wood chucks who chuck wood?

42 logs that are animated and know how to roundhouse kick.

EpicKirby

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

1. Die
2. Die
3. Go to hell

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

1 - Never
2 - Never again
3 - Been there, was boring, climbed back up to Limbo, checked out Heaven, climbed back down to Limbo, exited to Earth.

Shy Guy

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Re: THE JOKE OFF

Your mom

bud dum tch!

Yo momma ees so fat, she stepped onna scale and it said "come back when you're alone."

Last edited by Shy Guy (Sep 17 2010 7:27:19 pm)

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Yo momma's so stupid... she's stupid.

SmileyPwnster

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Yo momma's so fat that she doesn't go into a room; she goes around it.

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Yo momma's so ugly that... she's stupid.

123zack4

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Re: THE JOKE OFF

if i can still come then three jokes:
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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Joe:what is the most used french phrase in Irag
Jim: i give up
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now this is a long joke:
NASA is trying to find Intelligent life,so if we found life on Neptune what happened?
Astrounat: look aliens!
alien: 2+2=CHICKEN!
(ackward pause)
astrounat: good luck with your dreams! GET ME UP JOHNSON!

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Yo momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, dumb, and... STUFF. Beat dat, foo.

Cola1

Member

From: We will meet again as stars

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 3,281

Re: THE JOKE OFF

There Were Three Men Their Names Were Lil Guy **** you and poo face XD anyway one day a policeman called Theywillcome pulls them over and asks for their names
Lil Guy "Hi I'm LIL GUY ASJSJAKJLJSLSAJKLLJSAL"
Theywillcome "okay....."
Poo Face " I'm poo face I'm poo face I'm poo face"
Theywillcome " And whats your name mister"
**** You" **** You"
Theywillcome " HOW DARE YOU"
**** You " I said **** You, it's my name"
Theywillcome "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING TO JAIL"
**** You "But My Name Is..."
Theywillcome "YOUR...GOING...TO...JAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

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Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Your mom... oh whatever, your mom jokes are overused.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Y.

Y who?

Y...our mom is so fat, she has her own orbit!

Burnett

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Re: THE JOKE OFF

P?eRocksSocksSucks

Flare

Guest

Re: THE JOKE OFF

Yo momma is so fat, that.. that.. that..

.. umm ..

.. give me a second here ..

.. oh yeah! Yo momma is so, so, SSSOOOOOo fat, that she's fat!  

Beat that!