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krubby

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Re: Say Something Random

When Crocket woke up, everything was a haze, not from the extra beer Krubby gave him, but because he couldn?t remember where he was or why he was there. He felt his head, because it was sore. There was a bump. When he fell onto the mystery woman, she was wearing rare unobtainium armor. He was lucky to escape with just a bump, and not some form of cancer (Unobtainium is highly radioactive, like the SuperAIDS of radiation). This was all reviled to him like it was to you. Through convenient narration to cover up plot holes.

Now understanding the situation, he remembers what happened, get up startled. ?Looks like you?re up? said the mystery woman.

?Yeah, but exactly where am I?? questioned Crocket, being extremely rude. Seriously, the protagonist is a derp bag.

?You?re in my house, not far from the commotion you cause.? said Mystery Woman, proving even more the derp baggery level of Crocket.

?Yeah, sorry? Do you ever have the felling someone somewhere is talking poorly of you?? He responded.

derp.

?Hmmm, can?t say I really know what you mean.. But that is unimportant. I am curious as to why you have come here so desperately.? said Mysterion. I mean Mystery Woman.

?Well, certain things came up and I had to run away.? said the derp.

?You?re different from other humans I?ve seen.? She was commenting on the tear on his jacket which revealed a robotic arm. That appears to be the only damage he suffered from the explosion, the loss of a $70 jacket.

?I?m an android, part human, part robot.? He explained. Maybe that?s why he?s such a derp bag.

?I see. An android. Where have I heard that before?? She asked. Then a convenient plot devise fell from the ceiling onto Crocket?s head. He seems to have bad luck today.

Sensei1

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Re: Say Something Random

Once upon a time there was a robot. The robot had robot friends, but one day the robot said "BOO" to his robot friends and they exploded. Then the robot had no friends.

Geist

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Re: Say Something Random

1smile1's epic words of wisdom:

If you are feeling down, look at something funny and laugh at it.

If you have nothing to look at, pretend you see it, then laugh at it.

Bobithan

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Re: Say Something Random

The radius of a triangle is equal to the square root of the frequency of Miley Cyrus's voice.

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some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

I LIKE TRAINS
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Achievement get: Largest VROOM! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Oh BTW: 777th post!

Last edited by some man (Nov 9 2012 4:47:33 pm)

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P788

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Re: Say Something Random

This is a example of a forum game.
There are lots of forum games. Thousands.
But the only one that isn't accepted here is the Rep Game.
Play it, and you'll be severely punished. Nah, jk. But no one will respect you.

some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

YAYZ PRETTY GLOWING FLOWER

*picks*

Then I died.

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timothyji

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Posts: 409

Re: Say Something Random

SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPEALEDOCIOUS!

(I'm almost 100 Post yay)

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some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

ANTIDISASTABLISHCALAFRAGALISTICHONORIFIPNEUMONOULTRAMICROTAUMATAWHAKATANGIACETYLSERYLTYRO
SYLSERYLISOLEUCYLTHREONPHENYLALANYLVALYLPHENYLALANYLLEUCYLSERASPARTYLPROLYLISOLEUCYLGLUTAMYLL
EUCYLLTHREONYLSERYLSERYLLEUCYLGLYCYLASPARAGIGLUTAMINYLTHREONYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINYL
VALYLGLUTAMINYLGLUTAMINYLPHETRYPTOPHYLLYSYLPROLYLPHENYLALANYLPROLY
ARGINYLPHENYLALANYLPROLYLGLYCYLASPARTYARGINYLTYROSYLASPARAGINYLALANYLVALYLLE
THREONYLALANYLLEUCYLLEUCYLGLYCYLTHREONARGINYLASPARAGINYLARGINYLISOLEUCYLISOLASPARAGINYLGLUTINYL
GLUTAMINYLSERYLPRTHREONYLLEUCYLASPARTYLALANYLTHREONYLARALANYLTHREONYLVALYLALANYLISOLEUCYLARGIA
SPARAGINYLLEUCYLVALYLASPARAGINYLGLUTATHREONYLGLYCYLLEUCYLTYROSYLASPARAGINYLPHENYLALANGLUTAMYLS
ERYLMETHIONYLSERYTHREONYLSERYLALANYLPROLYLALANYLSERINE

All of which is part of very long words.

Last edited by some man (Nov 9 2012 7:51:38 pm)

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normaluser

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Re: Say Something Random

Something Random

Levelbuilder0728

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Re: Say Something Random

Hey some man! You copied my yodeling post! TIME TO EXACT MY RE E E EEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E SJWLXIWB(/$/7/7289?]^,*\? CONFIGURATION ERROR

REBOOT DONE

TIME TO... TIME TIME TO... DAAAAAAANNNCCCEEEEEoooOoIoooo

OI stupidbot! I'll blow you up if you don't stop that!!!

And he went BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOMBOOOMBOOMBOOOM BOOOOOOM!

OPPA BOOM STYLE *gangnam music*

Hey stop the flashing disco lights! You're going to give someone a seizure!

SHUT UP! I AM TRYING TO MAKE A VIRAL VIDEO!!!

No one tells me to shut up, stupidbor!

THIS DANCE FLOOR IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US... *cowboy showdown music*

ROCK

paper

SCISSORS

Shoot!!!!!

HA. I HAVE WON. PREPAR TO SUCCUMB TO MY HORRIBLE DANCING.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo o oo. O o o o o o o. O o o o o. O o.           O.           

SIMULATION END. YOU HAVE LOST.

...and that my friends, is why there are pumpkins.

some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

Rock paper scissors shoo- WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

That's why creeper guns are banned.

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Levelbuilder0728

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Re: Say Something Random

Pumpkins.

Geist

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Re: Say Something Random

Head wound.

MarkSuperCool

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Re: Say Something Random

I made a Waffle Cake.
It can fly.

Geist

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Re: Say Something Random

1smile1's epic words of wisdom 2:

When you are stressed, eat a fresh fruit, such as an orange.

some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

"I made a robot."

BOOTING UP SYSTE- EW9RU4387GT547HTI3ETURYUREUIBYETINOORUTROINEYUIOORTVYOTNVTIUNYVORNIUUYINREHUGIYGOIUCJODRFE

"So far, it can't use the letter m in it's sentences."

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Geist

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Re: Say Something Random

Mmmmm....

some woman

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Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

Hey, let's mine for ores.

*thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack*

Why can't I mine the ground?

Because it takes more to mining than just hitting a pickaxe against grass.

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Geist

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Re: Say Something Random

Worst poem in history:

WAFFLE HOUSE

Waffle House Waffle House
We are home grown

Where the Customer is king
And every booth is a throne

Waffle House Waffle House
Home away from home

Scattered Smothered Covered Diced
The All-Star zone

Waffle House Waffle House
New home of the Toddle House

Come one come all
Bring the whole family out

Waffle House Waffle House
We're here 24/7

Bert's Chili, Alice's Tea
Welcome to heaven

some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

ZUMEMAENBOWT (my nubbot) WLL ZNG FR UE

IE LIK TRANZ
VUE CAEK Z A LIH
WER NVR GUNA GVE UE UPZ
VS Z PRTA
IEM PNHNG UER ZLD

SomeManBot! Stop singing! You're terrible!

IED LK T Z UE ZNG

*insert wonderful song here*

UEMD BO

Stupidbot never told you about your owner.

YZ E DD E TLD M UE KLD HM

No. I am your owner.

WT VUE F- KREHTIUWEYTIU5T4YNREWRHIEUFTNIRETUFTENOTWNEUTIOYTONEWUOOYTNOTFWRDUEIWDRWEUIJIFYRI378483564895943875952798RYUHDFTR2938

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Levelbuilder0728

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Re: Say Something Random

THE EPIC SHOWDOWN STUPIDBOT VS NUBBOT
(STUPIDBOT lowercase, NUBBOT caps.)

HEVVO VRIENDDS!
whatcha say?

SVVIT UL!!!

sorry, I can't hear you.

R YJ DEAVV?!? EY SAID SBUT UPpl!!!

Oh, sbut uppl. *ding* I don't understand.

UMADS BRRE?   K WIN JN YHIS FOGHT!!!

*ding* Please speak proper English.

EGGH? IAM SPEAKKJBG PEREFACT ENGKISH!! YU ARR USLEAS!!!
*ding* I dont understand.

ATIP REPEATTKNH THOSSE STUUPID PHRASSEES! (To be continued by some man)

Last edited by Levelbuilder0728 (Nov 12 2012 3:42:41 am)

some woman

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From: 4th dimension

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Posts: 9,289

Re: Say Something Random

(stupidbot lowercase, NUBBOT UPPERCASE)

*ding* Error: could not find "Stupid Phrases" in system.

UE DNT NW HW STPD UE AR

*ding* What are you saying, nubbot?

*clears throat* I AM SAYING THAT YOU ARE STUPID

Oh yeah? OPPA BOOM STYLE *gangnam music*

STP TH DSCO UER GVNG M AE HDAECH

I'm trying to give you a headache, cause you're too stupid to exist!

OE YAEH

M FRN MAEH LAEZOR BWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh hhh. H.     H. H.     H.         H.              H.                                 H.

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P788

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Re: Say Something Random

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Geist

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Re: Say Something Random

Yet another terrible poem:

Beware of Eggnog!

While the little boys cry 'merry Christmas is coming,'
Shall I be as dull as a water-drunk log?
No! I'll sing you a song (for we bards must be humming)
And the burden shall still be, Beware of Egg-nog.

When the bowl mantles over the elegant foam,
And the steam rises up in a silvery tog;
Put by the potation, keep Reason at home,
And think of my warning, Beware of Egg-nog.

When Circe, the witch, caught Ulysses's men,
She gave each a dram that soon made him a hog;
The identical mixture--'tis now as 'twas then;
So attend to the moral, Beware of Egg-nog.

When the circle is form'd, the glass passes round,
Old Satan draws night, tho', as usual, incog.,
And chuckles to see good Sobriety drown'd--
Would you frustrate his malice--Beware of Egg-nog.

But why do I rail at one liquor this way?
Is no other as fatal; rum, brandy, or grog?
Yes, yes, they're all one, I mean all when I say,
And I'll say but once more now, Beware of Egg-nog!